now what we've got here (564 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: 0.5 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Joe<socialist_joe.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-11-21 00:46:09 EST
is the $2,195 package
that includes the zip brush and shampooer for free
we will also cover your tax and throw in a year supplie of free bags
can i welcome you ta the kirby family?
User Reviews
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-11-21 23:36:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the main man of uber
gather round kids and listen to this man speak
for he is the most important voice of uber
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-11-21 21:54:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking love you man!
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-11-21 21:41:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes sir too be frank our vacuums suck
and i mean they suck big time
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and orph so what your saying is that you would make a bomb ass secretary who would actually be capable of the job
i think you win over any miss 18 year old
and dont envy
just drink
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-11-21 16:34:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Vacuum cleaners are the focus of a paradox that could rend the universe asunder. The paradox is this: If your vacuum sucks then it doesn't suck, but if it doesn't suck then it sucks. Grab a lungful of kind and think about it.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-21 14:56:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Personal secretaries fall into two categories.
Young, barely out her teens, buns of steel, single, lithe, totally useless but complete totty trophytary.
Or
Middle aged to older, mature, frumpy, dull, long time married but with exceptional office skills matrontary.
Guess which one I'd be?
Smoke and drink on the job? I haven't had a drink in over SEVEN months. You have no idea of the envy I feel.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-11-21 14:41:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hes as bumb as a brick
yeah i dont really have a job
i mean seriously i work when i wanna
i get ta drink and smoke and smoke on the job
most the time i spend fucking around
and i still banking
if ya dont like your job ya could come work for me
i need a personal secretary
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-21 14:33:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Collie is too intelligent for me, I'd want a stupid mut.
Congrats on job though. If you like it and you are rather good at it then it is less job like.
I hate my job and so I kind of hate my life.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-11-21 14:23:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lab, collie mix some other shit in there somewhere
no smelly
and yes work makes me dull
but at least i got a job that suites me abilities
i get ta hustle bitches
legally
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-21 14:16:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What breed of dog? And does it smell?
Work + you = AverageJoe :(
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-11-21 12:34:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-11-21 09:03:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
if you throw in an orange jucier, a spiral potato cutter and a Ginsu knife, I'm in.
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i will even throw in my sister
and her dog
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-21 10:02:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2008-11-21 09:47:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
suck
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-21 09:14:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 staggering effort involved
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-11-21 09:03:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
if you throw in an orange jucier, a spiral potato cutter and a Ginsu knife, I'm in.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-11-21 02:38:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
streusel
a free widget
"coca cola"
whatever it takes too leave one of these home care systems with you today
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-21 02:26:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
does it come with streusel?
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-11-21 01:51:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i wish
its really even worse than you thought
im working
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-21 01:26:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was wondering only the other day where you had disappeared to.
Clearly taking copious amounts of illegal substances in a dirty, overcrowded squat.
Clearly down to your last braincell.