My Top 5 Top 5s (767 hits)
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Submitted by TooMuchMan (View user info) at 2008-11-21 10:52:47 EST
Top 5 Hottest Non-European Ethnic Groups. (As you see, I like my women brown.)
5. Turkish and Cuban (tie)
4. Indo-Guyanananianese
3. Japanese-Brazilian
2. Javanese
1. Somali
Top 5 Weezer Songs off the Blue Album
5. Surf Wax America
4. In the Garage
3. Only in Dreams
2. Say It Ain't So
1. My Name is Jonas
Top 5 International Airports (judged according to the number of places you can fly plus how comfortable the terminals are)
5. Munich
4. Detroit (I'm being totally serious here)
3. Dubai
2. Hong Kong
1. Singapore-Changi (reflexology for the fucking win)
Top 5 Animal House Lines
5.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
Greg Marmalard: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.
4.
Neidermeyer: [to Kent] You fat, disgusting slob. You're a goddamned disgrace!
Redo those buttons! Dress that belt buckle! Straighten that cap! And goddamn it, tuck up those pajamas.
Attention! Eyes front! What's that on your chest, mister?
Kent: It's a pledge pin, sir.
Neidermeyer: A pledge pin! On your uniform!
3.
Hoover: Have you seen Boon?
Katy: He disappeared when we got here.
Hoover: He's probably upstairs talking to Otter.
Katy: No doubt. [to Larry] They're well-known homosexuals.
Hoover: Have another beer, Larry. She's just kidding.
2.
Pinto: I won't go schizo, will I?
Jennings: It's a distinct possibility.
1.
Bluto: [thrusting six-pack into Flounder's hands] My advice to you...is to start drinking heavily.
Otter: Better listen to him, Flounder, he's pre-med.
Top 5 Pork Formats
5. Thick hickory-smoked bacon
4. Chop
3. Cured hard Tuscan style sausage with fennel
2. Prosciutto (di Parma)
1. Guanciale
User Reviews
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2008-11-24 22:33:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-11-23 15:29:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I spent a good long while trying to figure out where the reference to heavy drinking was in that film where the field went red after they killed all of the rabbits.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-22 18:25:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9JYq-mXprw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t17FD-rDnA0
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-11-21 16:01:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-21 15:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8lT1o0sDwI
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-21 15:08:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is more like it.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-21 14:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You do well here I notice. usually quality posts. You can't possibly be an alter.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-21 14:09:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good show, sir.
i thought it would be hard to beat a 'Top 5 Animal House Lines', but then the ridiculousness of 'Top 5 Pork Formats' made me literally lol.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-21 13:03:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Top 5 Pork Formats
5. Thick hickory-smoked bacon
4. Chop
3. Cured hard Tuscan style sausage with fennel
2. Prosciutto (di Parma)
1. Guanciale
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Made me smile (+1)
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-11-21 11:41:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Points for originality.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-21 11:33:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yup...waiting to go meet some peeps for lunch at 12:30.
I had to check work emails...so I may as well check Uber.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-21 11:32:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best one so far.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-11-21 11:28:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shlongy?
I thought you were up here in NY,
ubering from the road?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-21 11:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This actually wasn't too shitty, either.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-21 11:24:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK! someone stole my line below before i could post my reply!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-21 11:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"In the past few weeks, Clayton Bigsby accepted the fact that he is a black man. And three days ago, he filed for divorce from his wife. When we asked "Why after 19 years of marriage?" He responded, "Because she's a nigger lover."
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Sage, that is the best Chappelle skit ever. i laugh at it no matter how many times i see it. so many classic lines from it...
anyone that hasn't seen it, WATCH IT NOW.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/291638/clayton_bigsby/
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-11-21 11:20:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yall mind if we dance wif your dates?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-21 11:16:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!"
"They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!"
Submitted by Comfortably_Numb (user info) at 2008-11-21 11:13:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-21 11:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Top 5 Chappelle's Show Lines (in no particular order):
"Fuck yo' couch, nigga!!"
"Game. Blouses."
"What did the 5 fingers say to the face? SMACK!!"
"Cocaine is a hell of a drug." and "I'm Rick James, bitch." (tie)
"In the past few weeks, Clayton Bigsby accepted the fact that he is a black man. And three days ago, he filed for divorce from his wife. When we asked "Why after 19 years of marriage?" He responded, "Because she's a nigger lover."
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-21 11:03:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-21 10:58:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy how to
be a man! Let's see; don't tattle, always make fun of those different
from you, never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels exactly
the same way you do.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart the General