100 Things I like (1141 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.02 on 48 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Director (View user info) at 2008-11-21 18:59:40 EST
1. Buttfucking hot chicks.
X 100.
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I hate it when the media says someone is "making history!" I thought history was made by the passage of time, not because the President was black.
But, I'm no historian so...you know...I'm probably wrong.
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Because, quite frankly, I'm sick of this shit hole and the turdburglers dwelling here, but have little to no willpower, I have tried to give away the Director account to:
1) Experima
2) Circe
3) Merlina
4) A girl I know in my town who abused it and then went on an Experima insult rampage which caused Experima to call me up and bitch me out which I thought was pretty fucking funny.
5) Unabonger
6) My ex
7) My brother
8) A dude friend.
9) Another dude friend.
10) Another chick friend.
11) My mother.
12) That Tatersninja chink chick.
13) Some other dude user who I can't remember the name of
14) My friends' 12 year old sister.
Nobody will fucking change the goddamned password, except Tatersninja, and she was, apparently, too fucking stupid to hang on to it despite that. To everyone on that list, then, here's a big fat fuck you, bitch, fuck you.
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The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup. It's morning wood, and having a hot blonde suck you off. Most of you, sadly, will never know what that's like.
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P.S. Your mamma don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll.
User Reviews
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-11-25 16:17:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Expire yourself, you fucking loser.
That's the only answer.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-24 10:34:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Funny pic.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-11-24 09:41:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I hate you with the intensity of 1,000 suns - but that pic is great.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-11-23 20:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Morning wood is a great invention.
Submitted by wawawookie (user info) at 2008-11-23 04:40:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Need to chill, dude.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-23 02:40:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Man with no sexual deviations (that are known to me) named bob below.
not to be confused with pedo bob.
or bubba.
who is ALSO not to be confused with bubba earl.
The old, unfunny bob a.k.a. bubba is a pedo.
To be perfectly clear.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-11-23 00:46:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-21 22:07:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Pedo named bob below
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Thank you for being direction specific this time.
You're lucky I hadn't reviewed this already.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2008-11-23 00:32:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
That's ok. I have to pee really bad when I wake up. It would be risky.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-11-22 16:12:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-21 21:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-21 18:30:33 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
So tell me, asshole, why do you think I'm a pedo???
Hmmmmmmmmmmm??? Get it right or I will kick your ass, little boy.
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If you change the "kick" to "fuck" this review immediately becomes scarily descriptive of Bubba.
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lol'd
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-11-22 12:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've turned over a new leaf.
From now on I'm going to be awesome.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-11-22 08:43:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Biteme (user info) at 2008-11-22 05:44:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what a fucking whining loser you are.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-11-21 22:58:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-11-21 22:32:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the pic.
and now that i think about it, i have never been sucked off by a blonde.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-11-21 22:16:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who doesn't like to put it in her pooper every once in a while?
History is written by those who conquer.
Give me the account. I've been thinking of creating an alter for the past 6 months, but I planned on calling it "Obvious Alter" or some such nonsense. You'd save me the trouble.
My wife is blonde, and has woken me up like that on several occasions.
True, my mom doesn't dance, and my father prefers country,bluegrass and blues, which are how CBGB's got it's name.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-21 22:07:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Pedo named bob below
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-21 21:52:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Rave on, Easter Island looking asshole.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-21 21:51:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Rave on, Easter Island
looking asshole.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-21 21:51:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Rave on, Easter Island looking asshole.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-21 21:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-21 18:30:33 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
So tell me, asshole, why do you think I'm a pedo???
Hmmmmmmmmmmm??? Get it right or I will kick your ass, little boy.
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If you change the "kick" to "fuck" this review immediately becomes scarily descriptive of Bubba.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-21 21:35:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Did bubba just offer to lick his ass?
Jack will be so jealous.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-21 21:30:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So tell me, asshole, why do you think I'm a pedo???
Hmmmmmmmmmmm??? Get it right or I will kick your ass, little boy.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-21 21:07:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-21 18:00:34 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
Drunken fuckstick...........
yoo blow, asshole.
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If you change the comma to "eight year old boy", this review immediately becomes scarily descriptive of Bubba.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-21 21:00:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Drunken fuckstick...........
yoo blow, asshole.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-21 20:57:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
aren't you like... 40 yrs old?
really dude................ really?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-21 19:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and apollo for that matter
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-11-21 19:31:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i can actually Smell the failure in here
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-21 19:30:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you would also think Rob Berg, my sexy friend, would look at my post and offer some condolances
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-21 19:30:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-22 00:25:21 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
(hehehe)but but but - aren't you and Hurty the same person? oh wait.. are you the timberlake look-alike?
I like you EI, I won't lie. Your comments sometimes make me lol, and that's what really counts, isn't it?
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Timberlake, i think not, more like a twat head http://www.ubersite.com/m/118139
oh you only laugh at my foolish nature!!
Its late here.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-21 19:28:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
... and by sad, I mean pathetic.
Good riddance.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-21 19:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sad.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-21 19:25:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
(hehehe)but but but - aren't you and Hurty the same person? oh wait.. are you the timberlake look-alike?
I like you EI, I won't lie. Your comments sometimes make me lol, and that's what really counts, isn't it?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-21 19:22:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Later. See you around in a few days...maybe weeks. Here's a 2.
And what if she wasn't a real blonde at all? Surely, that wouldn't count.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-11-21 19:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This may be my last ever review. I'm logging out. If El Gigantico Head changed the password, I bid you fond farewell.
Not really though. More of a "fuck off and die" farewell.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-21 19:20:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
THAT WAS HURTY DAMMIT!!!
DAMN YOU CRYSTLE, THIS IS WHY YOU DONT MAKE LISTS!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-21 19:19:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to, EI - you posted the disgusting veggie burger, didn't you?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-21 19:18:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"and having a hot blonde suck you off. Most of you, sadly, will never know what that's like."
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What if she wasn't so much "a hot blonde," but an average-to-sub-par blonde...and what if it wasn't so much morning wood as a rodney alarm clock?
Does that count?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-21 19:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i like crystle because she never readsmy posts
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-21 19:15:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
D'oh! See... no one thinks of me! WEEEEEEEEEP
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-11-21 19:13:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn! I never thought to give it to you Crystle. Too bad. I just gave it to the resident big-headed Englishman.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-11-21 19:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Did I say turdburglers?
Sorry. I meant turdgurglers.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-21 19:12:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sigh, another list I didn't make it onto.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-11-21 19:08:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*doesn't
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-11-21 19:08:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no it isn't. it depends on if you burgle turds, and i do no such thing
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-11-21 19:07:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think that depends on who you ask, sweetcheeks.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-11-21 19:05:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Check your email then, bighead.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-11-21 19:05:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm no turdburglar
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-21 19:01:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll have it