My pimp hand is broken (860 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: 0.77 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Joe<socialist_joe.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-11-22 04:20:15 EST
Lord give me the power to keep my hoes in check even with a bad hand
and Lord please keep my pros free of disease
Lord let there never be a shortage of baby powder
also Lord let not men have continence
Lord help keep my pros out of jail, infact just make cops my best custos
and lord remind the people that purple is fly
in your name we pray
User Reviews
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-24 10:06:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No face slapping for me. A good smack on the ass can be nice, though.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-11-23 17:30:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-11-23 00:08:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've never understood baby powder. Why baby powder?
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just to be superfluous
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-11-23 12:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You get a +2 for Orphelia giving me a boner. I don't make the rules.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-11-23 00:08:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've never understood baby powder. Why baby powder?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-22 23:30:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-22 12:32:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope it was her face and not her ass. I love a good face slapping.
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if i'm getting a blowjob and the cunt is using too much teeth, i slap her hard in the face and tell her forcefully to watch the teeth.
Submitted by kimmiejo (user info) at 2008-11-22 23:15:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Purple is actually the color of royalty
Submitted by pigpen2917 (user info) at 2008-11-22 21:48:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yo dog pimpin aint easy! Keep it real in the field and make sure those ho's be givin you all dat money! Not some, not most but all yo damn money for real.
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2008-11-22 18:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-22 14:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-11-22 13:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
aight green for the fly
i sent her ta one knee and made her cry
not sure if she bleed, we can only hope
pimp'n aint easy
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-22 13:24:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good. An ass slap can be counted as 'playful' even when hard. A face slap, ain't no mistaken, no messin' there. Hope you chipped a tooth. Or at least, bloodied one nostril.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-22 13:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, Purple came out the closet shortly after starring in some sucky Whoopie Goldberg film about lesbianism.
Red accepted that her son was gay immediately, her love being boundless but blue had some difficulties with his sons new found sexuality and took to heavy drinking, beating Red to a bloody pulp and disowning Purple completely.
I hear Purple now rents a flat in Brighton and works in the tanning bed industry.
What about green, green can be fly.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-11-22 13:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and yes face not ass
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-11-22 13:02:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just because they claim the colour does not make it gay
fucking faggots
killing my 26th and a half fav color
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-22 12:34:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://uk.search.yahoo.com/search?p=is+purple+gay%3F&fr=yfp-t-501&ei=UTF-8&rd=r1
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-22 12:32:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope it was her face and not her ass. I love a good face slapping.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-11-22 12:25:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and yes way to hard
i'd never broke anything slapping before
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-11-22 12:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bullshit purple till i die nigga
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-22 11:41:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And lisping.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-22 11:41:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and purple is gay. I think purple, along with Unicorns and Rainbows are trademarked by the gays.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-22 11:40:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You slap a ho too hard?