the reach around - behind, fumble fumble. (588 hits)
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Submitted by achTUNGBABY (View user info) at 2008-11-24 07:41:16 EST
me. "hello?"
attractive blonde with legs that go way up to neverwhere. "hey, it's Karen. Listen today when you said you were just going to be spending the weekend hanging around the house, I was thinking maybe we could go out for lunch or something."
"no and I appreciate you thinking that I'm just sitting about and with nothing on - to DO, but I've got things to do (lie), around here - maybe some other time" (get out of jail commitment clause that you don't actually mean to follow up on but being rude isn't nice yes I understand it only exacerbates things but being rude is like my own personal kryptonite).
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verona - tight bodied cyclist. "hi."
"hello?"
"I think we really hit it off the other night at that (work) bash, how about a movie?"
egads.
"i don't really like movies...they're overpriced, and usually crap. Besides we sort of work together it'd be kind of weird."
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lorna, mother you'd like to fuck. "Achtung would you like to come to my kids party? I'm not trying to set you up, but my lesbian friend would really like to meet you."
blinks.
"sure but I think I have to work (true). I'll send her (the kid) something though, wish her a happy birthday."
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old school friend whose longtime receptionist who left and came back and I accidentally spoke to, by way of ringing my 'friend' one day. "STAY AWAY FROM HER!"
"huh?"
"SHE'S STILL REALLY HOT AND STILL HAS LOW SELF-ESTEEM, YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER."
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best mate. "Hey you want to play soccer on the weekend against some exchange students?"
"I'M THERE WHERE ARE THEY FROM?"
"Holland, Korea, Japan. A guy from Columbia - why?"
"will we win?"
"dude it's just a game in the park, but we can win - yes, we can also lose but we might win."
"okay I'm in."
"they have a friend, some sort of dyke but she'll probably play keeper - she's a fatty."
"is she foreign?"
"achtung, she's a dyke. She could be from down the road and you still wouldn't understand her."
<thinks about dykes>
"okay let's do it."
"good man. be at my place at 10:30."
"in the morning?"
"are you seriously that retarded."
"if she plays keeper we should probably shoot at her tits, provided she has some - most dykes are kind of flat. But if you shoot at their tits they'll probably just palm it away and....is dave going to be playing?"
"Yeah he's coming, why?"
"Well dave's a goal poaching bastardface, he'd be all over a titty fended shot and if we shoot at her tits and 'she' fists or palms it away we.."
"ACHTUNG! Just be at my place at ten thirty."
"i'm not even sure why dave should be playing on our side, he.."
click
:(
i was enjoying that conversation. lets see how me showing up at halftime or at least 10:40 sits with the rude cunt.
Cold War Kids - Something Is Not Right With Me(1).mp3 (3 MB) [audio/mpeg]
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-24 10:21:15 EST (#)
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I propose that digital clocks, or, at least those who have promoted and/or continue to promote the use of digital clocks, are complicit in the continuing abatement of religion in our daily lives. I have neither the time nor the inclination to expound upon this thesis. It's my thesis; I'll do what I want with it. Suffice to say I have mixed feelings about it, as I don't believe in any gods, per se, but I do not like digital clocks. And digital watches are for wankers. In any case, I smiled at your gay words.
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Just for the Cold War Kids.
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Posting copyrighted music on a fee-free forum is illegal.
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congratulations - you're a fucking retard
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