I Should Just Get High (795 hits)
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Submitted by Emo Linus (View user info) at 2008-11-24 23:03:30 EST
And then off myself.
Drug of choice, Uber?
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Submitted by FlintofFred (user info) at 2009-01-25 13:15:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LINUS FOREVER.
Submitted by Cardboard_Box (user info) at 2009-01-25 13:13:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LINUS FOREVER.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-26 13:24:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HEROIN or OXYCONTIN
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-26 12:55:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Drug of choice for getting high, or for offing yourself?
Former = weed, although I never really met one I didn't like, except meth
Latter = no idea, I would never intentionally off myself
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-11-26 12:13:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
A perfect "Worth reading" +0.
Can't have that.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-11-26 10:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
MDMA and hard liquor.
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2008-11-26 02:00:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Get wet and see if you can beat up a cop.
You can, just not all of them at once.
Submitted by Clamato (user info) at 2008-11-25 23:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hydrocodone and some whiskey
and then some kush later.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-11-25 15:22:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oxynorm
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-11-25 13:23:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Windowpane
Submitted by BigBuffty (user info) at 2008-11-25 12:50:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck off you emo fag
Submitted by samjohn (user info) at 2008-11-25 10:36:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ubersite =/= 4chan
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-11-25 08:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I heard someone say you should do a few lines of stfu.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-25 08:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
just do a few lines of shut the fuck up
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-11-25 08:32:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
All of them. Which I'm about to do when I get to NYC tonight.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-11-25 07:19:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lines of Mandy (MDMA) - always a winner!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-11-25 06:53:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A)Take a skydiving lesson so you have a basic understanding of what you'll be doing. Your first jump (likely tandem) may cure you of this need for artifical reality modification and suicide, but if not, go to B.
B) Forge a really nice set of certifications re: skydiving. Use them to rent a high-altitude jump suit and rig. Arrange a 12000 meter solo jump, no on else but the jump coordinator on the run. Bring a gun.
C) Once the jump plane is at the prescribed altitude, pull the gun and point it at the jump coordinator so he doesn't interfere with your removing your jump suit and rig. Once you're out of the suit, toss the gun to the jump coordinator and leap out of the door.
D) Consider and reflect during the last, best two minutes of your life.
E) Inherit the Earth.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-11-25 06:18:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
either percocet with a vodka chaser, or khat
Submitted by Biteme (user info) at 2008-11-25 05:55:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry Lino
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-25 05:17:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-11-25 04:58:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
crystal meth.
in a month you will have the right look for offing yerself
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-11-25 04:05:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2008-11-25 03:32:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sheet of Acid,
and "offing yourself" is for pussies.
let the cops do it for you.
pussy.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-25 02:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bleach.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-25 02:22:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think half of that is a terrible idea.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-11-25 00:37:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Start putting salt on everything, and lots of it.
High blood pressure should kill you in about 20 years
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-25 00:02:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
smoke a joint and then jump in front of an 18-wheeler
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-25 00:01:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok ok ok.
Just smoke a bunch of the Sherm...it will feel like you're dying in fast forward. Or, that's the word on the skreet, anyway.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-11-24 23:57:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
brown brown
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-24 23:50:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Noooooo!!!! Linus, don't die! You're too nice!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-11-24 23:41:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus. You ever done a big line of the Messiah off a stripper named "Cognac"'s fake titty?
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-11-24 23:39:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Drano
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-11-24 23:13:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DMT
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-11-24 23:04:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Drug of choice: BeforeEmily?