Reason #56 that I'm going to Hell (838 hits)
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Submitted by Cali (View user info) at 2008-11-25 00:10:53 EST
Tonight, while getting a lap dance at a strip club, I felt a lump in the girl's breast. But instead of saying something, and freaking her out... I just let her continue the dance.
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-11-27 10:28:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I hope you got your head smashed in for "touching".
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2008-11-25 22:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
One time I found a tumor on a stripper's uterus, but I removed it with my zippo.
Those things are awesome.
Tumors, I mean.
Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-11-25 15:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You did the right thing.
Submitted by systemm-zer0 (user info) at 2008-11-25 15:24:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-11-25 15:10:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A couple of days ago I spent the whole day walking around with my shirt inside out and a bright yellow stain on the seat of my pants, of which I only became aware when I got home and undressed.
I hate it when people don't tell you stuff.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-11-25 11:48:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was a nipple.
You need to see more strip shows. God will understand.
Submitted by samjohn (user info) at 2008-11-25 10:18:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-25 09:27:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's called a saline implant
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You mean strippers artificially modify their bodies?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2008-11-25 09:28:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's no worse than reasons 1-55
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-25 09:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
thanks for sharing
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-25 09:27:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's called a saline implant, and I bet you $100 she already knows it's there.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-11-25 08:24:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-25 00:16:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NOOOOO, PHALLIC. They feel like bags of sand.
Pfffft. Lumpy breasts. HA!
PS: Cali, you did the right thing. If she goes to the doctor on an annual basis like she should, they'll detect it and she'll be fine.
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I wonder if hookers...errr, ummm "dancers" get health care benefits at "The Jiggly Room"
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-11-25 06:05:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This +2 is for orphelia.
(youd have gotten one anyway. you were paying for sexy and cancer is antisexy. rules are rules.)
Submitted by BigBuffty (user info) at 2008-11-25 05:50:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-25 02:24:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She is probably just due her period or maybe even in early stages of pregnancy.
All boobies are a bit lumpy.
Bet ya it ain't anything and anyway who ever fucks her on a regular basis will notice.
Only other thing you can do is phone the club and leave her a message but then that might dent her confidence some what, a punter calling regarding her lupy breast, she may get fired, turn to drugs and prostituting and die after being strangled with her own dirty, STD riddled panties 'cos she wouldn't do anal.
I had a lumpy breast once turned out to be nothing.
You are still going to Hell for the lap dance though. Perv. lol
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-25 00:16:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NOOOOO, PHALLIC. They feel like bags of sand.
Pfffft. Lumpy breasts. HA!
PS: Cali, you did the right thing. If she goes to the doctor on an annual basis like she should, they'll detect it and she'll be fine.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-11-25 00:11:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
All breasts feel like lumps.