In The Land of TOMORROW! (234 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.83 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ilikesteak (View user info) at 2008-11-25 12:33:03 EST
No war - The apocalyptic end of mankind will have erased all but the last few survivors, who were smart enough to build an effective shelter for Y2K years ago. Who's the idiot now, irradiated zombie corpses?
No longer being dependent on oil - We harnessed the power of comic book nerds, and placed them in focus groups dedicated to which superhero has the best powers and how we could recreate them in normal people. After we cleaned up the blood and the screaching ended, we used the remaining notes as the template for the future of energy use.
Great sex organs - We found the genes, and will be at your house tomorrow to inject you with them*.
*May cause spontaneous combustion.
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-25 12:51:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wolverine is the best superhero. Is there a discussion necessary? No. Do you disagree? Maybe, but that's because you are wrong.
Also;
Empire Strikes Back- best one
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade- better than people give it credit
Han shot first
Picard > Kirk
These are FACTS.
Submitted by BigBuffty (user info) at 2008-11-25 12:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what? are you gay or something?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-25 12:40:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This was strange.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-11-25 12:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
In the land of TOMORROW the only thing worse than the zombies is the -2pacolypse
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-25 12:38:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-25 12:36:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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