zombie rant (525 hits)
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Submitted by an angry drunk (View user info) at 2008-11-27 12:06:39 EST
Looking forward to Z day
I Totally am. My favorite movie is Shawn of the dead, favorite game is Left for dead, my computer background is of zombies ripping apart some dude. First of all no I'm not crazy, I'm just a regular guy I got a job, wife, kid, house you know normal. Its just when I think of grabbing a sub machine gun and letting loose on thousands of undead it gets my adrenaline pumping. Like when you see a really good action movie and the main character beats the shit out of everyone and walks away like a bad ass, after the movie you feel like you could take on every one in the theater.
Out of all the zombie movies I have seen the best strategy seems to be get guns (lots and lots of guns) get to place that's secure and high, and the most important thing of all if someone want to open your safe room to rescue a loved one that's already a zombie shoot them. Like I said uber I'm ready and waiting, to all the others prepared for z day keep up the good work when the grid goes down we'll all meet at my house, I'll have the food but byob.
Looking forward to saving man kind with you, or shooting your face off.
Your zombie killing pal;
Angrydrunk86
Dictated but not read
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Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-12-06 08:35:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You are one happy fellow, aren't you ?
Keep up the nice work.
Submitted by angrydrunk86 (user info) at 2008-12-06 00:25:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fucking hookhand and banjo.
you couldn't give me this could you, a simple post about zombies I thought i'd get in the +'s finally but oh no you two jew bangers gotta tear it from my hands. Even Doodles a guy that fights with everyone gave me a 0, fuck you and your definition of rant.
with love,
angrydrunk
dictated but not read
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-12-01 21:47:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The best zombie movie merely rhymes with Shaun of the Dead
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-11-27 15:54:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
where's the rant? There's no rant here.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-11-27 15:27:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was waiting in line at the bank the other for a really looooonnng time, so I started looking around and thinking about where I would go if the zombies suddenly came. Unfortunately for the fat guy in front of me - he'd have to die. Sometimes these sacrifices need to be made.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-27 14:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Umbrella Corporation bioengineer who worked on the T-virus below
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-11-27 14:53:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You may not be aware of this, but it's possible that the office where you work has been completely taken over by zombies. The people you know there, even that receptionist who's ass you look at every day - all dead. Their bodies are there, appearing almost the same since they haven't been rotting for too long, working like they're still alive. But they're not, they're not, they're not. They are getting hungry and they will eventually come for you. They will be there when you arrive on Monday, and the hunger will make them seek you out. But you can be prepared. When the undead creature that was once your boss sticks his head in your office and asks for the McKenzie numbers, you will know it's just trying to put you at ease before it and all the others swarm in to eat your brain. Monday morning, you can do what you must do.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-11-27 12:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This was not ranty. Not ranty at all.
Needs more caps lock.
I'll be roving the midwest on camel back slaying zombies with chain saws and cannons and fermented fruits. Perhaps we'll meet up someday, gentle human. Keep fighting the good fight.