Crazy is as crazy does, or am I really a nutter. UBER-SHRINKS UNITE! (2381 hits)
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Submitted by <mystiamoon.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2008-11-27 21:41:58 EST
WTF YOU CRAZY BITCH I'M NOT READING ALL THAT!!!!11
For all of the people i do not know..and method's alters keeping the mental thing going strong...consider this, i have thousands of reviews about 80% of those are complimentary, sarcastic and meant in good fun, or giving a shit post the insult treatment. The other 10 or 20% are arguing. Most all of them was me being defensive when provoked and it is entirely my fault for responding the way i did to trolls i did not understand. These strangers seemed to hate me and fuck with me even tho i didnt fuck with them, mess with their posts or do anything to deserve it until i started fighting back, but i was usually on the defensive and not the offensive.
I got tired of reading lies and watching 2-faced people i once considered friends, even if just in this world of internet, stir the pot with stuff that was either way personal or just not true for some kind of kicks, so i snapped and went on the offensive. im sure im the only one in uber history to ever do so..cough cough :D
Does that make me mental? Is frustration and hurt feelings the equlivant to mental disorders? Is making the mistake of trusting people who you thought were smart and funny and wanted to be friends with mental? Too emotional at the time for sure, but mental?... maybe not so much.
Not evey uber person is intentionally mean when they make certain comments. At the time i made the mistake of taking every negative word sent at me as an unprovoked attack. That part was all my fault and for those of you who never meant any harm, but i treated you like you did, i'm truly sorry.That's really all i'm sorry about, being defensive towards people who maybe didnt deserve it at the time but i was in a state of mind where i thought everyone was the next troll trying to get close to me to humiliate me some more. I should have left and cleared my head before things got to that point for me.
I'm not saying poor me i'm a huge victim but i am saying i'm not a mean-hearted person by nature and would never do most of the things that were done to me. The childish behavior i did engage in i would easily take back if i had a time machine.
See, it's like this, in my mind the trolls, people who get personal, cross a line, bring up deceased loved ones of others, etc. are the ones who are mental. It still boggles my mind that so many people take no issue with that behavior or with the people who have made an internet career out of inhuman behavior, yet that behavior causing a person to snap is hilarious and makes the intended victim the mental one. wtf???lol, not to mention the bandwagon and mob-mentality that went into attacking me was a serious flirtation with the darkside of humanity and something i wish never happened to me. I totally learned from it that's for sure.
This place became filled with people i could not understand or wrap my head around, as far as intentional cruelty goes. I only had a computer and was online for a few years before i came to ubersite. Those earlier few years were spent playing in euchre and canasta leagues at yahoo.
I worked nights and slept during the days. I only was online in the middle of the night. until i got laid-off or had surgeries on my hand and was stuck at home for months at a time.(when i joined this place) I used to go in aol chatrooms once in awhile. I joined up here to vote in an ubermadness that had some short stories i really enjoyed, and found a place full of wicked smart, funny, sarcastic people. I wanted to be part of that cause its hard to find such a concentration of amazingly cool people in one place...the trolls and kiddies came later and all you "uber is lame now " whiners have the trolls and cruel asshats to thank for that. They ran most everyone off that was worth a shit.
Most people were smart enough to leave without incident, but i was a sucker for punishment and was bound to not let some assholes take away something i once enjoyed. I went about it all the wrong ways. Nice guys do finish last on ubersite. I should have just left and let them win,,i would'nt be considered mental for staying and trying to think if i left them alone they would leave me alone. and when that didnt happen i got so angry.... and the rest is history. I let them get to me.
This place was the first message board or type of thing i was ever a part of to THIS day. I don't have myspace, facebook, a blog or any of that stuff. I was really ignorant to the entire troll persona or the idea of playing a "character" online that is different than who you are, or how you would conduct yourself in real life. This freedom to get away with cruelty that entices so many to that route will be studied by shrinks and sociologists for generations i am sure..... I mean people. kids, have actually ended thier lives due to internet bullying. I will not let myself get caught up in that nonsene and i hope i NEVER make anyone feel as shitty about themselves as some of you have and continue to TRY to make me feel about myself. I'm sorry if i have in the past to anyone reading this..
I like who I have become in my 30's. I like being nice to folks and living a peaceful life without drama and bullshit. Now that i've had it like that for a few years nothing is gonna drag me back down.
My father died over the summer from an infection from a catheter after a routine procedure at 57,( Mystia killed her father with her bitchiness will be my next hate post i'm sure, :D) my mother is gambling herself into poverty- all interventions have failed, and my employer is facing bankruptcy, if that hasn't made me crawl into a hole and die, take your best shot ubersite :D
This is a scary time we are in, jobs, money, homes, people are losing it all. That's what matters, not picking on people online to fill some void.
I love good sarcastic wit that doesn't mean any harm..this place was once filled with that. Then it turned into something else. I hope it finds its way back. In these times of real life woes most of us could use an escape that makes us feel good instead of bad, right?.
So call my explaination mental, call it incoherant rambling or accuse me of talking to myself because no one asked for my explaination...but there it is...
I replied to the jewtoast post cause it was the 1st time i saw it. I laughed alot actually, then i read the thread and wondered what some were talking about so i surfed around and got the summary and checked it all out . I responded to those claims, honestly. It may have happened years ago but it was new to me and i wanted to explain what was fact and what was fiction about the things some people were saying or accusing me of doing on some other website. I'm sure those who hate me care less but some people may have been curious so i tried to set the record straight with 2 respones before and after i researched the stuff in the thread. Again not my idea of mental but what do i know? :D And i'm a night person and do most of my reviewing and commenting at night cause we all know the freaks come out at night, responding at my convience even if the rest of uber is asleep is not mental behavior!...method, errr...i mean no1hasdis, all the banshee stuffand links kinda gives it away. durrrr :P
Who i am on the inside hasnt changed, but the way i deal with situations and people i dont understand or like, has. I am no longer ignorant about trolls or thier intentions. I'll never be the type of person who pushes buttons or pokes scared and sad people with a stick or kicks them when they are down. I know now that the web is full of people who do those things and if i want to be part of the online world and meet interesting and funny people i will have to deal with those other people too.
Call it "just a website" all you like and say i'm a fucking idiot for thinking people who are on the internet could ever be real friends to me, but let me ask you this ubersite....How many marriages happened between people who met here? I know of 3 for sure , 2 of which involved women crossing an ocean and moving to the U.S. to be with the men they loved...yeah stew on that while you're busy telling everyone the internet isn't reality and everyone is fake online, only the people who are fake try so hard to use that argument.....and then eat me while you're at it :D
If you are waiting for me to snap out of frustration and plan to pick at me to entice me to do so, have fun. You'll be waiting a long time, meanwhile i'll be living my life and stopping by when i'm bored or when i figure out how to post and include non-giant pictures.
Maybe one of you could explain that part of posting to me cause i'm the type who wants to ad funny or subject related pics to my posts. perhaps i can challenge Hidden101 for the camwhore title, after all you may thing i'm a nutter but i'm told i'm not hard to look at! :D
orphelia, hun, why are you in love with me if you find me to be seriously mental? you might want to see someone about that :D
So if you actually read all of that. congratulations, i probably wouldn't have:D
I have A D D it took me 17 hours just to write this, fucko's!
Uber-shrinks I await your professional opinion.
User Reviews
Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2009-05-19 16:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am very sorry about everything that happened.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-04 18:47:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
... see?
I was wrong.
You ARE crazy.
ok, good talk.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-01 15:42:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thx doc.
do you want you bill paid with cash or charge?
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2008-12-01 11:22:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I read it all. Your post sucks and will achieve the reverse of what you asked for. To me, your post is like a big "kick my ass" sign attached to your back. The worst thing is... you knew this before posting it. You knew it would attrack more hatred but you are so special in the victim role, you had to stay in it.
You might not be mental... but you are way too fragile emotionally and want too much attention from strangers who don't care about you.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-11-30 19:22:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-29 19:52:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-28 12:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know why I love you Mystia, but I do. And I am not alone.
Drama is good and interesting.
And isn't madness a sign of genius?
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Thank -you. I don't care what the reason is, it's just nice to not be hated.
Can i have a (hug) ?
Submitted by middleeasternchick (user info) at 2008-11-29 19:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-29 19:24:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
can i just say that the google ads at the top of the post are fucking killing me.
Head shrink tools
Crazy mountain.
ahahahahaha
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-29 17:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Silvr,
Tell her i said hi and give her a wink!
Strapping me into any devices will cost extra.
i'll forward you a price list for services rendered so you can start saving up.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-29 17:50:14 EST (#)
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oops that was to crystle?
ahh well take my reply as a response to what you said to ME down below..
sorry for the confusion , i missed crystle's little one-liner in between your yammering
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-29 17:47:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-29 17:08:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LIES! I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER OGLING YOU!
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i not remember that....
just alot of X-files, taxi-depot and freddie under the desk.
i musta missed the ogling
my bad
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-11-29 17:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Son of a bitch! I've been busted, mystia.
The Freak saw the post, made me click the link to your pic, and now wants to strap you in the Device.
I'll try to keep her stalking to a minimum, but I'm not promising anything.
Good luck with that.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-11-29 17:39:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sweet. Thanks.
I don't get lost too often, but an extra source of light is always a good thing. I've had to use a Zippo lighter to find my way out of some holes.
Wait... We're talking about caves, right? 'Cause my girl might be pissed if I'm cracking jokes about her.
ha-HA!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-29 17:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh and SlvrWolf - maybe you could use one of these as you do your spelunking.
http://www.lifegearcompany.com/freeglowstick
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-29 17:11:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you can't call squinting because you lost a contact ogling.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-29 17:08:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LIES! I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER OGLING YOU!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-29 17:05:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that's ok, Mystia - method didn't hit on me either.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-29 16:59:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-27 23:19:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
method didnt hit on me tho, i dont want anyone to think he was the same as brenden.
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OH YOU LYING WITCH! I did TOO hit on you! CONSTANTLY! How dare you besmirch my reputation like that. I demand a retraction immediately!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-11-29 16:48:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Fuck yeah, it's dead. When you do find any quality on the front page, it's swaddled in a delicate wrap of crap. Then, you having the migratory bumblefuck squad roaming from post to post saying:
"You're gay."
<clicks submit. huh-huh. elbows buddy, "I called 'em gay.">
<community circle-jerk with added chuckling>
"YOU'RE gay."
"Nuh-unh. You are."
"Well, that's not what your gay lover told me."
"How do you know Blaine?"
...<uncomfortable silence>
This place has become a nursery school for ignorant, unsupervised closet cases.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-29 16:28:10 EST (#)
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ok, fair enough.
this place really is dead these days eh?
i hate winter, i hate having little money.
blargh, i guess i can take a swim in my giant bathtub or start sorting thru all my christmas decorations and such.....
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-11-29 16:23:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Now I never said anything about anyone doing anything with/to a donkey. How could you think of such a thing? Here we were, having a nice chat about dismemberment and picking bones clean, and you had to go turn it into something dirty. Shame on you!
Besides, his name is Paco, and he only likes bald lesbian women who give him candy-coated Pomeranians to eat.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-29 16:15:30 EST (#)
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i may be a psycho but i dont do the beastieality(sp) thing.
keep the donkey for your alone time
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-11-29 15:57:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh hell no. I LOVE the agony. It's just that I kinda need my skeleton. It's hard to swing a hammer or run a saw with no bones.
But as long as the agony comes with some kind of, ahem, release, I'm all for it.
Oh jeebus, I can't believe I'm weaving a dismemberment fantasy full of sexual innuendo. I need more alcohol. A few more beers and I could probably work a donkey in there somewhere.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-29 15:45:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That would kinda suck for me.
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silly man. you dont actually think you'd get a choice in the matter or that we'd spare you agony, do ya?
muhahahahaha
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-11-29 15:43:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh, I forgot: She's also freakishly strong. She can peel off 250lb. leg extensions for half an hour. She picked up one end of our 12'x14' deck so I could put the block back under the leg. She can easily place me in a fireman's carry and has also done the same thing to our 245lb. friend. Once, in a threesome with the petite cashier from the local grocer, she literally snatched the girl off the bed, spread her legs and dropped the surprised little thing on my lap.
And I'm sure you two would get along swimmingly. Your idea sounds wonderful; it's a date.
...except for the de-skeletonizing part. That would kinda suck for me.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-29 15:30:12 EST (#)
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Of course, when she's not thinking about sex, that's when she's really crazy.
God, I love her. It's a lot like what I think owning a free-range puma would be like: Somedays, it's purrs and nuzzling. Others, she claws your face off and licks your skull clean.
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i like her already.
we can braid each others hair after we've picked your bones clean
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-11-29 15:22:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The Freak is my girlfriend. She has made appearances on Uber in the form of the story where I fucked her so hard she shat herself (and me). That tale is in the reviews of Orgasmatron's "Attn: Uberwimmenz" post. The Device at the end of my last picture tour post was commisioned and is used by her. She is the only woman who has ever told me, "See how many fingers you can put in there." She is the only woman I've ever been with that likes, nay NEEDS, me to choke her, slap her face and call her a filthy fucking whore. She had a short stint reviewing on Uber as SGRPUSS before I sent her back to the dungeon.
She'd want to fuck you simply BECAUSE you're crazy. She'd probably think should could unleash the hidden freak within you or something. Fuck if I know what motivates her. She's a Red Queen herself, so insanity seems to be prerequisite.
Of course, when she's not thinking about sex, that's when she's really crazy.
God, I love her. It's a lot like what I think owning a free-range puma would be like: Somedays, it's purrs and nuzzling. Others, she claws your face off and licks your skull clean.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-29 15:12:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Alrighty there buzz killington.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-29 15:11:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Doodles wants you. Doodles would fuck a snakesif someone held its head. Doodles would fuck a pile of rocks if he though there was a snake in it.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-29 15:09:25 EST (#)
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Herbert from Family Guy is based off of bubba's daily life.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-29 15:08:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-11-29 15:02:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You don't have to live here to appreciate it, I guess. You can just come vacation down here. The Freak and I could show you some things that will take your breath away. Fair warning, though: she'll likely, scratch that, positively want to talk you into some kind of freaky, wild sex. Of course that could leave you breathless, as well.
I feel so dirty now.
Who is this Freak you speak of? And why on earth would she want to have any relations with a nutter like myself?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-29 15:05:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Doodles 'came' when he heard about it. . .
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-29 15:04:51 EST (#)
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I had trouble thinking of someone retarded for that last 'zinger'
I'm done now.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-29 15:03:55 EST (#)
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micheal jackson, dane cook and paris hilton threw a party, but bubba wasn't invited.
When asked why they said because they didn't want any stupid, unfunny gay pedophiles to ruin their party.
When bubba tried to crash the party he was thrown out, even though no one who was invited came.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-29 15:03:32 EST (#)
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I have a few ideas of who berryboy could be, but who really cares anyway.
To me using an alter is just a cowardly immature thing to do if you only use it to push buttons.
man up and own the mean things ya want to say to me.
The fact that i never made a gay ass alter or tried to return as some other name than myself so people would like me or give me a chance makes me more sane and courageous than any of you basement dwellers would like to admit. Or i'm a masochist...either way.....
In closing, I love you all!
let's fuck!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-11-29 15:02:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm drinking. Overlook me.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-11-29 15:02:28 EST (#)
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You don't have to live here to appreciate it, I guess. You can just come vacation down here. The Freak and I could show you some things that will take your breath away. Fair warning, though: she'll likely, scratch that, positively want to talk you into some kind of freaky, wild sex. Of course that could leave you breathless, as well.
I feel so dirty now.
And it feels so gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:59:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:56:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bubba has molested more little boys than all the clergy men of the catholic church put together
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When you put clergymen together, they birth a Doodles. Or maybe it's a pile of shit. Same thing.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:58:51 EST (#)
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bubba has appeared on 'to catch a predator' on three separate occasions
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:56:55 EST (#)
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bubba has molested more little boys than all the clergy men of the catholic church put together
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:55:40 EST (#)
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bubba is as funny as he is smart.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:54:48 EST (#)
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evidently he is someone funnier than bubba.
That doesn't narrow it down much, though.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:54:24 EST (#)
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As if you could figure anything out more complicated than fashioning a crude knife out of obsidian, simpleton.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:54:16 EST (#)
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You, however, may call me Mojo Poppy Long-Tongue.
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AHAHAHAHA
that is so something i would scream out in the tornado of orgasmic pleasure too!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:50:43 EST (#)
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STFU Shlongy before I pummel your dwarf face into the ground
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Alrighty then! Now we know fer shure who Assberry is. . .
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:50:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:42:30 EST (#)
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You won't crush Shlongy Jr., will you?
I'd have to find him fisrt.
OOOOO BURN!!!!!!
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:50:43 EST (#)
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STFU Shlongy before I pummel your dwarf face into the ground
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:50:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:46:30 EST (#)
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Get fucked bubba, you irrelevant monkey
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Would you want to work for some brainless dolt who puts his faith in information gleaned from an internet blog site? It only proves that the employer is dumber than Doodles, and that's a stretch.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:49:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:24:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:10:44 EST (#)
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Well he obviously no longer has such a negative view on marriage, if he went and got married, don't you think? Am I completely wrong?
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Not to come dropping in with an unsolicited psychoanalysis, but:
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Please, anytime.
You are invited to psychoanalyize me, my posts, or my fanclub below all day.
P.s i saw some of your old posts with the pics of the area around where you live.
One word : AWESOME.
I'd love to live a place like that away from the city with awesome places to go fishing, shit, i'd never be in the house, EVER!
Now someone please photoshop my head onto a trout or wildebeast cause i'm bored!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:48:01 EST (#)
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Of course, most of the stalking, prank phone calls, and obsessive behavior came from you, Crackberry.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:47:32 EST (#)
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I don't care what anyone calls me. My full name is somewhere on this site. If someone wants to find me, party with me, attempt to kick my ass, fuck me, etc., all they have to do is ask. I'll give 'em directions. I don't say or do anything here that I'm not prepared to face the consequences or rewards from.
You, however, may call me Mojo Poppy Long-Tongue.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:46:30 EST (#)
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Get fucked bubba, you irrelevant monkey
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:45:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:43:23 EST (#)
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Well, for starters, unstable people like Jay Greening like to get your personal information from online searches and get you fired from your job.
That handsome, muscled dynamo Oathmeal got in trouble at work after someone sent his boss pictures of his rippling biceps that he accidentally posted on here. I believe Shlongy also has had several people harass him at work, prank calls and what not, even though he is a fat midget with a toucan nose and probably deserved it. Look what happened to Fetish when people found out his name. He's been branded as a pedophile, and any online searches for his name by prospective employers will probably turn up some questionable material attached to his name.
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Life's a bitch, huh? STFU.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:43:23 EST (#)
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Well, for starters, unstable people like Jay Greening like to get your personal information from online searches and get you fired from your job.
That handsome, muscled dynamo Oathmeal got in trouble at work after someone sent his boss pictures of his rippling biceps that he accidentally posted on here. I believe Shlongy also has had several people harass him at work, prank calls and what not, even though he is a fat midget with a toucan nose and probably deserved it. Look what happened to Fetish when people found out his name. He's been branded as a pedophile, and any online searches for his name by prospective employers will probably turn up some questionable material attached to his name.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:42:30 EST (#)
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You won't crush Shlongy Jr., will you?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:38:49 EST (#)
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serious question fellas if i may.
why is it such a taboo to address people by their fisrt names here nowadays?
I guess I dont fell it's something to hide or be CIA secret.
Y'all can acll me Mystia. Kellie, or Miserable bitch.
it's all ok by me.
My name, AIm, e-mail has all been put up on here by me. People here know my last name, phone numbers, and real address as we have exchanged mail and packages.
So i'll try to remember that it bothers people even if i think it's silly to get so bent about that.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:30:49 EST (#)
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Oh please, what would Mystias first post be without a little bit of drama? You should be thanking me for putting in the effort! I'm exhausted now, I'm going to go sit in my hot tub now and sip an Appletini.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:29:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:09:56 EST (#)
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I hate when all the nutters start using 'real names' on Uber.
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sorry shlongy, its hard for me to call him Herpes. He was a friend in real life who helped me move into my place and helped me paint . It's a force of habit to call him by his name instead of a venerial disease but I'll try to break that habit,
I know hadleys name but didnt use that so i'm 1 for 1.
shlongy can i sit on your lap and tell you what i want for christmas? PLEEEEEEASE!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:26:49 EST (#)
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Methodberry, or whoever you are dear,
It's even more crazy than this post that you left a small novella telling me how me cracking a joke to a person who was once a good friend in my real life may just ruin his ENTIRE happy existence.
It's hilarious and stalkerish and just plain out of left field.
From what I gathered from Herpes comment his new wife also frequents this site or has in the past.,
If i'm not mistaken he has called himself a manwhore on this very SITE. I believe it was listed as his profession on his yahoo profile .. I'm sure she knows who she married and that he has a sarcastic sense of humor about himself.I don't believe he was every really a manwhore in the literal sense. Besides isnt every guy a bit of a manwhore in their late teens and early twenties?
Your lojope rant...see my comments below for my views and actual AGREEMENT with you about that.
Take care.
Maybe i'll give you better material to make me look like a life and happiness destroyer in the future.
stay tuned
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:24:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:10:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well he obviously no longer has such a negative view on marriage, if he went and got married, don't you think? Am I completely wrong?
Here, I'll give you an example. There's this restaurant in Santa Cruz that I like to go to. I always get served by the same waitress as I've been going there for years. She's sweet, but a little dense. I went there on a date not too long ago, and she comes up to us and says "Oh, hey, how are you? What happened to Sarah?", referencing my ex girlfriend. Needless to say, I was mortified and there was untold awkwardness throughout the entire meal. That's the sort of stuff that you do.
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Not to come dropping in with an unsolicited psychoanalysis, but:
The fact that you were mortified and felt awkward after the server's statement says much more about you than her. A mature, reasoned individual would've nonchalantly stated to their date that you used to go to that place with your ex. If the date got jealous or otherwise upset, then it becomes a statement about HER personality and insecurities. Taking an objective statement and turning into a personal, subjective statement indicates a flaw in the subject's core logic. The server asked an innocuous question; your internal reaction to it made it somewhat toxic.
Ironically, this body of this post is a lesson in taking things too seriously and too personally; a lesson which you have just illustrated brilliantly.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:15:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How about "Dickweed"?
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:12:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can be whoever you'd like me to be. If you're more comfortable calling me Method or Pablo or Gary or Jesus Christ or whatever pops into your head, be my guest.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:10:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well he obviously no longer has such a negative view on marriage, if he went and got married, don't you think? Am I completely wrong?
Here, I'll give you an example. There's this restaurant in Santa Cruz that I like to go to. I always get served by the same waitress as I've been going there for years. She's sweet, but a little dense. I went there on a date not too long ago, and she comes up to us and says "Oh, hey, how are you? What happened to Sarah?", referencing my ex girlfriend. Needless to say, I was mortified and there was untold awkwardness throughout the entire meal. That's the sort of stuff that you do.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:09:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate when all the nutters start using 'real names' on Uber.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:09:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you're not hadley, that i know.....errr i'm pretty sure anyway. he's at some sort of sporting event today.
hadley is actually very cool, we watched robot chicken star wars last night!
clean up that oil slick you left in the corner of my post before you go
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:05:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is a prime example of your misery shining through. It's backhanded comments like this one that make everyone around you hate you. The worst part is, you pretend like you don't even realize that you're being mean. "
ahahahaha. it was a running joke, He referred to himself as a manwhore. It wasn't serious as i hope he knows...perhaps if i had included a :D that would have shined thru. We both used to have very negative ideas of marriage back in the day.
Gary, if that inside joke i referenced offened you i'm sorry.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:03:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, the general consensus this week is that I'm Hadley. I was apparently Method last week. Try again. You need to keep better track of these things. I might be Method next week though, stay tuned!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:02:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi method....err blackberry.
you should pick a more sour fruit to be more fitting, blackberries are just to sweet for your verbal bile.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:00:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How about Doctor Shlongy pump up his sausage and bring it here.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-29 14:00:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-29 12:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's weird to imagine you married after your manwhore years, hahahah
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This is a prime example of your misery shining through. It's backhanded comments like this one that make everyone around you hate you. The worst part is, you pretend like you don't even realize that you're being mean. Was it really necessary to say something like that to this guy? What if he's all grown up now and moved on with his life, and doesn't want to relive his past? Who are you to throw it in his face? What if his wife reads that comment now and starts questioning him about his past, when he would rather have left it as the past? What if it causes a chain reaction that inevitably leads to the demise of their relationship? Why don't you think before you speak, and contemplate the actions of your words sometimes? I think that deep down you do this on purpose - you feed on other peoples unhappiness, and you will do anything you can to make others unhappy because YOU'RE so unhappy. I've seen you do it on here so many times I've lost track.
A certian girl made the mistake of sharing her personal information on this site, and all of a sudden she was no longer a rape victim, but a liar who asked for it. Rather than move forward now, she hasn't been able to get away from that stigma. I'm sure she'd like to get away from the past, but the trolls wouldn't allow her to. This, however, is her own fault. She gave them this ammo.
You, on the other hand, like to disseminate personal information that was given to you in confidence, when you had no business doing so in the first place. I had no idea that Herpes was a man whore, and neither, perhaps, did his wife. Not anymore, thanks to Mystia! In my opinion, you're infinitely worse than the trolls and assholes on this site. At least they admit what they are. They are transparent. You're a wolf in sheeps clothing. You are a monster. You say that they hide behind a veil of anonymity, when you hide behind a veil of innocence.
You are the worst kind of person - you say something nasty and then laugh as if it's a joke, and then wonder why everyone attacks you, when you know full well why it happened. Poor, misunderstood Mystia!
You're not oblivious to your own inhumanity, and other peoples suffering.
You revel in it.
You are Leland Gaunt.
- Fetish
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-29 13:57:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Have your Doctor "up the doasage".
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-29 13:53:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Psst.... Hey Apollo, come over here you big sexy!
Come make some sweet , jiggly lovin to the crazy gal.
crazy girls do it better......TRUTH!
YIKES, TRUTH IS BRUTAL!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-29 13:46:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
aww shucks, that's mighty sweet.
this wasn't my first post, i have another one with pictures but I didn't know how to do it and this one started as a comment on your post but it got long and off track so i just made it a post cause the voices in my head told me to.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-29 13:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and also, +fucking2 for finally posting and when you do it is a defence of your craziness that makes you look even more crazy!
you ma'am are an uberlegend.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-29 13:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-29 13:18:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FOR APOLLO AND HIS PSYCHO-WHORE SPANK BANK!
Taken 3 days ago, wednesday with my crappy phone cam.
I hope it brings you hours of sticky, naughty fun, DADDY!
http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/R2XAA2ZVR5BWRQEXIWWK67ED4E
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-29 12:46:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-29 12:17:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-27 21:12:33 CST (#)
Ranking: -2
I do the :D's so people can tell i'm being light-hearted and not bitchy.
So many people think everything i say is bitchy or somehow hysterical I don't know of any other way to get my mood across in typed form :D
you could try 'talent'.
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Truth!
Teach me o wise Grasshopper, I am ready to be your apprentice.
here have one for the road big poppa :D!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-29 12:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hiya gary,
No, i didnt know you married an uber person.
I did read that you were married in a review last week or something.
Congrats.
It's weird to imagine you married after your manwhore years, hahahah
I hope it works out and i wish ya the best, really i do.
drop me a line sometime.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2008-11-29 12:22:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I coulda told you about this character flaw fucking YEARRRSSSSSS ago. I think I even tried.
In my defense, when I tried to open your eyes to what you were doing, you'd go on the defensive/offensive. I suck at the whole "good friend through thick and thin" thing.
...and am I one of the uber people you know who married another user? Cause that was just a couple months ago... and I'm pretty sure only 1 or 2 people know.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-29 12:17:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-27 21:12:33 CST (#)
Ranking: -2
I do the :D's so people can tell i'm being light-hearted and not bitchy.
So many people think everything i say is bitchy or somehow hysterical I don't know of any other way to get my mood across in typed form :D
you could try 'talent'.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-11-29 08:24:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well I was going to paste that infamous review but I got bored with it before I even started.
I don't care either way who comes and goes anymore. So I guess good on you if you're doing better now. I didn't really pay much attention before anyway, I think I was off having a life. I do hope you no longer save your conversations though... not that you are the only one who did that. Man people on the internet are bizarre.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-11-29 08:17:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'Casuistry' is todays word on my word of the day calendar.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-28 22:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-28 05:44:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
needs more rape
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bend over!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-28 21:42:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-11-28 04:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
thou doth protest too much
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LOL
Sorry butterface, i'm not biting.
Just go wrtie your angsty posts about your meds and dead-beat baby daddy and leave me be.
tootles, lovergirl
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2008-11-28 21:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LALALALALALALALALALA
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-11-28 16:58:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have no idea what's going on around here anymore.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-11-28 13:41:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-28 13:18:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-28 18:02:33 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
i've been waiting here for 12 hours for you to find that review and comment on it orphelia.
FINALLY i can get some sleep.
there are one or two uberers whose advice i would heed on certain subjects. not too many, but a few.
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I logged on specifically to read and rate this post, I have dropped a few other ratings but if it weren't for this post (with or without my inclusion) i wouldn't have bothered.
Sweet dreams, scourgey.
*if 'advice' you mean to ask hidden about sexing ladies, skrappy about guitars, KK about anal beads and amission about being gay - AGREED*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-28 13:02:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i've been waiting here for 12 hours for you to find that review and comment on it orphelia.
FINALLY i can get some sleep.
there are one or two uberers whose advice i would heed on certain subjects. not too many, but a few.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-28 12:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-28 04:43:40 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
hi, my name's matt and i am neither gay or fat.
oh, fyi, you don't have to, and shouldn't, care what orphelia says about you. she's about 51 cards shy of a playing with a full deck.
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This is true. However, are you insinuating that there are people on uber you *should* listen to? 'Cos that is crazy talk.
I don't know why I love you Mystia, but I do. And I am not alone.
Drama is good and interesting.
And isn't madness a sign of genius?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2008-11-28 10:50:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
wow..
Good rant... but don't take those particular people seriously. Not everyone is this world will agree with you/like you (although I do). Some may even hate you, but that's their choice.
Every time someone tries to rile you and you start to feel it hurting you personally - click onto another post.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-28 10:35:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-28 02:30:26 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
I signed up for uber because I was told I'd find a man here. 3 and a half years later - still no man. Is there a super secret A list only dating mirror site?
I'm still looking.
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Hahahahahahahahaha!
I <3 Anfry Jelus Bicth.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-28 10:18:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You just can't resist bringing me up in some fashion, can you Steele? Get back on your fucking meds. This obsession with me is disturbing.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-28 09:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-28 14:23:45 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-28 09:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-28 09:12:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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And what would you say about your incredulous flirting with me?
_________________________
Hush now, my little anal pet...
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awww damnit , i didnt want to be gay
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-28 09:23:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-28 09:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-28 09:12:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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And what would you say about your incredulous flirting with me?
_________________________
Hush now, my little anal pet...
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-11-28 09:18:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no one gives a shit. Tattoo that on your forehead.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-28 09:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-28 09:12:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Besides, he would just start screaming at me and bring up both Inion & Ghola to show I'm no better. Which, while that's true in some ways, I simply flirt awkwardly with them as opposed to using e-thuggery in a childish attempt to look cool. Regardless, I'm not going to say anything about such nonsense...
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And what would you say about your incredulous flirting with me?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-28 09:12:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-28 03:30:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I signed up for uber because I was told I'd find a man here. 3 and a half years later - still no man. Is there a super secret A list only dating mirror site?
I'm still looking.
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Sorry hon.
Now, I COULD make some nasty innuendo about Hadley here and about how he's being all chummy with Mystia suddenly instead following you around the site like a small damaged puppy, but I wouldn't be so rude to YOU in that manner. Besides, he would just start screaming at me and bring up both Inion & Ghola to show I'm no better. Which, while that's true in some ways, I simply flirt awkwardly with them as opposed to using e-thuggery in a childish attempt to look cool. Regardless, I'm not going to say anything about such nonsense...
Submitted by BigBuffty (user info) at 2008-11-28 05:58:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
if your gay lover is too large for you, don't come complaining here okay? just learn to relax your sphinctre, perhaps some yoga classes could help? pretty soon you'll be as slack as the rest of the fags on this site.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-28 05:44:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
needs more rape
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-28 04:57:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi there corn ;) ;)
would you like to get in my car and visit my kittens?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-11-28 04:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
thou doth protest too much
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-28 04:04:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi there crystle ;) ;)
would you like to get in my car and visit my kittens?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-28 03:30:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I signed up for uber because I was told I'd find a man here. 3 and a half years later - still no man. Is there a super secret A list only dating mirror site?
I'm still looking.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-28 02:21:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hmmm...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-28 02:20:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Life seems to have ninja kicked you in the gunt a few times, but that's pretty normal.
Yer not crazy - just lonely.
I'd also go with insecure and more than a little damaged.
Writing this kind of post is like wearing ass-less chaps at a rape convention.
Us human beings tend to be pretty horrible to each other at times - especially with the thin veil of anonymity enabling that intoxicating lack of accountability so many Uber dorks enjoy.
Good luck. Wear a helmet.
ps - PLEASE STOP WITH THE FUCKING :D ing?
It's painful and only makes you look like a 'tard.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-28 01:02:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
we can do that gabbly thing also if silr and anyone else is still around ill get on aim and gabbly
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-28 00:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm on there too now. Hadley Tobedone
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-28 00:53:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well as its been posted 48 thousand times already around here Aim is kmk7734...i'll log on after i get a diet coke and a bowl of stuffing!
yum!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-28 00:51:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AIM, gmail...I think I have about everything.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-28 00:50:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks!:D
which one of those messenger things do y'all use these days.
i hear AIM is old news.
I can chat but you'll have to deal with me connection issues and frequent rebooting.
:(
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-11-28 00:44:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i logged in just ta give you this
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-11-28 00:29:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey goddamnit! I'm not toothless, you cock-eyed, kitten-raping choctaw!
I still have two left.
And they're even side by side so
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
YOOOOOOOOOOOU!
Mmm... Corn on the cob...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-28 00:28:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm fucking bored and sick of refreshing...someine hit me up on one of them messenger thingies
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-28 00:23:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hear you talking about me, you toothless redneck fuck
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-28 00:21:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OH PLEASE!
I Eat shark for breakfast after i wrestle them in the 30 ft. waves.
Bring It!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-11-28 00:20:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Whoa now! Don't be typing shit like that, mystia. You'll have the ubernerds rubbing their junk raw to that thought. You can't just jump headlong into this pool, you know. There are sharks in here; sharks with boring existences and mundane jobs and loveless relationships.
P.S. You suck... and stuff.
Oh, I give up. Goodnight Uberia.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-28 00:17:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
#1) MY ASS IS NOT FAT!!!
#2) If I get to choose I'll take the muppet.
#3) I agree with the rest!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-28 00:13:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow you guys are much nicer than i expected so far .
i better get my suit of armor for when all the trolls, alters, and "LOOK AT THE NUTTER CAMPING ON HER 1ST POST" people get here.
it's my 1st post i'll camp if i want too and what else is there to do in the middle of the night on a holiday? there's porn but i already did that...in fact i was masturbating with my free hand while i was typing this post, that's another reason it took 17 hours to get it all done!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-28 00:12:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mac mini is a good email/internet/simple word processing machine. And cheaper than an iMac. BYOM though.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-11-28 00:10:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
lojo dropped a review on one of my posts in Sept. '07, so I think she may still lurk by every now and then. I lost contact, and subsequently, her email addy. <sigh>
I miss her, too. Damnit, I'm a sappy bastard tonight. I hate the holidays and I really don't have a reason to anymore. I suck, boo hoo, et al.
Sorry, Hadley. Hang on...
<clears throat, errr, cracks knuckles>
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mystiamoon, you're a whiny, self-pitying dildo warmer! I hate the fact that you breathe my air and consume my precious fossil fuels! Nobody could ever love you! Your ass is fat! People on the intarweb make fun of you just like real people do; you just can't see us laughing and pointing our fingers! The carpet doesn't match the drapes! I farted in your coffee canister! You should get hit by a(n): a)asteroid b)muppet c)Ford Pinto d)all of the above! Don't ever wear those pants with those shoes, you dumb shit!
P.S. you're fucking CRAZY!!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-28 00:09:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
but i can cook like the wind.
no tv dinners for my best friends.
gourmet chef quality food all the way!
i really wish Macs would come down in price.
I can stop getting that drive-by malware and spyware crap.
i got a fucking trojan32 a few years back playing cards in a yahho game room..me and my girlfriend were playing against each other and talking on the phone and both got the virus at the same time. she gave up and got a new computer and mine hasnt been the same since. all kinds of connection issues and its not my isp or router. i would reformat and probably will but it'll go back 8 years. do you know how many fucking updates and shit i'll have to deal with to bring 8 years ago factory to current?
uggg!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-28 00:02:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Vista with service pack 1 is very stable. Bit of a memory hog, but very usable. Most people can't afford the mental anguish that comes with being my best friend. As such, turkey tv dinners and wine work in a pinch.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-27 23:59:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hadley you can fix computers?
will you be my new best friend cause i don't want vista and i cant afford a mac i'd rather fix this piece of shit i got now!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-27 23:57:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Send me the drive, sugarbritches. I'll get them off and back to you with a minimum of Cheetos dust.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-27 23:56:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hi matt, i'm kellie
better known as apollo's favorite psycho whore to wack it to. well at least i hope i'm his favorite!
:D
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-27 23:53:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shit sorry silvr,
typo-city there.
that's what i get for typing with a kitten on the desk batting at my hands.
proofreading is for pussies!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-27 23:53:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HADLEY, AHOY!
are you going to get these pics out of this busted ass laptop hard drive for me or what, geeky?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-27 23:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's touching.
My wine is asking where all the fucking hate isw.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-27 23:48:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yup.
he's another one who didnt deserve what happened to him.
he was actually pretty coll albeit a horndog.
i dont think he was really a pedophile.
also lojope. she got it almost as bad as me. I feel bad for som eof the thing I said to her back then. She was young and i forgot how at that age how every boyfriend or friend drama is the END OF THE WORLD.
If she ever returns i'll be first in line to appologize to her.
I disagree with all the eprsonal laundry she aired here and such but she didnt deserve hate or rapemadness.
poor thing, just remembering that . i can't imagine how she must have felt. I mean i hate being called crazy and a certain someone who i got rather close to on aim and the phone knows this all too well which is why he perpetuates it every chance he gets. he weilds his uber power not for good, sadly, but anyway i digress...lojope.
i wonder if i still have her e mail in my address book.
if i do i'm writing her to appologize.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-27 23:43:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hi, my name's matt.
i hear that you're a fucking crazy bitch. i like to form my own opinions, however, so we'll see...but quite honestly, in going through old shit on this site and seeing the drama that surrounded you, you don't hold a fucking candle to oathmeal or sico in the lunatic retard rankings.
oh, fyi, you don't have to, and shouldn't, care what orphelia says about you. she's about 51 cards shy of a playing with a full deck.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-11-27 23:42:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I forgot about the IHAKF bullshit.
Ahhh, "Eric Rice". It just kinda rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? Say it with me: "Eric Rice". Of all the uberdrama you may have went through, this place jacked him ALL up. Trust me.
It's kinda funny. All those episodes in the Days of Our Uber... all the drama... all the shenanigans... aren't we really to blame for attracting all those trolls and assholes in the first place? Did we kill the old Uber? Are we "The Condemned"? Nevermind that last question.
I'm camping here because it's late, I'm trying to stone myself to sleep and I have no satellite (Christmas for the kids > television). I'm stealing the neighbor's internet on a borrowed laptop and I think there's a goat in my yard. Nope, it's a deer. Anyhoo...
I never got involved in any of that crap you had going on. I may have left a snide comment here or there but I never actually had a discourse with you. I did sit back and enjoy a few episodes from afar, though (some were yours, most weren't). I still don't judge anyone by the way they act here. I gave sicosemen shit mercilessly when he first arrived, but when corresponding through emails, he comes off as pretty cool (if not completely cracked). I think you're cool so far.
...no matter what Method told me.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-27 23:19:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Silvr
hun i started here like this.
i was a rather popular reviewer for my fisrt few thousand comments.
it was the popularity that started some of the early trolls to target me.
eric rice posted my pic and some of the boys and i do mean boys. started contacting me off of the site, i politely declined their attractions. so they brought their bruised egos back here in the form of hate posts, which blew my mind. like the brenden guy, wow,
didnt take rejection well and launched probably the most hurtful campaign against me with method at a close 2nd. method didnt hit on me tho, i dont want anyone to think he was the same as brenden.
Uber was never the same for me after that, everytime i'd think it was behind me another hate post or troll came at me... but i'm generally very witty and sarcastically fun.
you'll see
you can like me. we won't tell anyone.
oh and i'm sorry about stin, she seemed really sweet the few times i chatted with her.
you're camping here because i'm not so bad to talk to :)
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::::
Submitted by Dimenhydrinate (user info) at 2008-11-27 23:19:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was going to say we could further your case with another ubersite marriage. But you're almost due.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-11-27 23:07:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Good point. You had quite a few nice ones in there, without you losing the plot, which begs the question:
Who the hell are you and how did you get mystia's account?!?
Did you think we wouldn't notice? I mean, I KNOW I'm just a dumb redneck, but come on.
How long did you expect to keep up this charade?
Will the Tigers ever win the Series?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
WHY AM I CAMPING YOUR POST? I could be watching midget porn from myfreepaysite.
All I'm saying is: Goddamnit, mystia! Don't make me like you. Things were so much easier when I thought you were an unstable troglodyte. ;)
Oh, fuck it all! Now you've got me using them.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-27 23:01:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, which one were you on the boobs of uber post again?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-27 23:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
102/fla/rest home
ever had a hummer from a toothless gal?
you'll love it, sonny!
Submitted by Dimenhydrinate (user info) at 2008-11-27 22:58:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A/S/L?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-27 22:55:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you didnt read the 400 reviews long Holes post by apollo last week? I was in good form, so much so that orphelia professed her love many times.
i was witty for days on that thread. why do you think it got 400 comments?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-27 22:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm still waiting for him to respond to my email request that he make me a friendship cock ring.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-11-27 22:53:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"In the meantime have oathy make you a bracelet!"
Now you're being witty.
I find this suspicious.
<alarm><alarm>
Submitted by TooMuchMan (user info) at 2008-11-27 22:49:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There are no friends on the internets. There are only userids who haven't made fun of you yet.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-27 22:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry Hadley baby.
(((((HUGS)))))
you'll be back in top form insulting me in no time, i promise.
In the meantime have oathy make you a bracelet!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-11-27 22:46:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It's ok, Hadley. We're all shocked by this development. Skate it off.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-11-27 22:43:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You're half-right. While Stin and I were engaged at one time, she dumped me for a Carnival Cruise Ship's birthday clown before we ever married. She now works as a carnie hawking Malaysian-made stuffed animals. Not really. She did, however, marry an American and now lives in Maine, I believe. I chatted with her a few years back but lost contact since.
I don't hold it against her. I'm eight years her senior and she was just beginning to live an adult life. As upset as I was over the break-up and have since moved on, I must admit that I think of her often.
But thanks for dredging up shit I would've rather forgotten, sweetie. I needed that.
...again, only joking.
<sobs>
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-27 22:41:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't care of you're batshit fucking nuts or crazy like a fox. My entire e-world is shattered right now. I always figured firefly would post something, if only because razor got too lazy to log her out sometime. And now this...
I need to be alone.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-27 22:39:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-27 22:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-27 22:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
was in a state of mind where i thought everyone was the next troll trying to get close to me to humiliate me some more
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is 'mental'
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not if 3 of the last 4 people who messaged you from this site did that.
1 of 4 mental
3 of 4 a probable outcome.
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Truth, I guess
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-27 22:38:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You shouldn't have posted.
Ever.
Fuck you for changing ubersite.
Now firefly might start posting.
By the way, you're seriously retarded/insane
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-27 22:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-11-27 22:31:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Frances Farmer of Ubersite!
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Fucker, now i have to look up who she is.
If i don't like it i'm calling the humane society on your ass mister!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-27 22:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-27 22:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
was in a state of mind where i thought everyone was the next troll trying to get close to me to humiliate me some more
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is 'mental'
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not if 3 of the last 4 people who messaged you from this site did that.
1 of 4 mental
3 of 4 a probable outcome.
like i said i shoulda left before that started to happen
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-27 22:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey slvrwolf...
aren't you one of those marriages I mentioned?
I didnt wait 4 years to make that post. I waited 4 years for a review from you!
it actually started out as a comment and got long and off course so i just decided to put it out there.
I thought perhaps there might be a few people left here who would actually read it, unbiased and give their thoughts.
I'm aware most will shred me for this like you said...but...
The fair few who don't will be receiving naked photos and sexual favors!
I had my REAL first post ready but I don't know how to do a picture without screwing it up.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-11-27 22:31:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Frances Farmer of Ubersite!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-27 22:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
was in a state of mind where i thought everyone was the next troll trying to get close to me to humiliate me some more
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is 'mental'
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-27 22:28:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I feel like one of the constants of nature has been shattered. <checks user info>
I mean, for the longest time, it was known that I was as popular as the number of times you had posted. And now....I don't even have that to cling to. <checks user info again>
I feel empty. Except for the fact that I singlehandedly polished off 2 turkeys and about 22 pounds of mashed potatoes. Toss in 7 pumpkin pies and 2 tubs of whipped cream and you've got what I like to call a light snack. <checks user info again>
Sigh.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-11-27 22:27:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hmm, i read most of it. two things:
1) nobody asked, or cares, about any of this.
2) if that was therapeutic for you in some way then good for you.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-11-27 22:27:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because you have a post everyone can -2 now when you tell them their eyes are too close together and they are ugly IM NOT UGLY AND MY EYES ARE FINE
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-11-27 22:20:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You waited four years to make this shit your first post? Holy fuck! Never have I seen such a pile of whiny-ass, poor, pitiful Pearl BULLSHIT! I mean, come on, you dumb cunt. You know we're gonna shred you for this.
Just kidding... You're not dumb... <insert rimshot>
While the emoticons are a bit disturbing and the taking this place too seriously part is kinda silly, you're only slightly more looney than the average Uber user. Some people consider it a form of power if they cause someone to have a meltdown by pushing a few buttons. They live for it; it becomes a drug to them. It's good to see that you've learned from the experience, though. Trolls will be trolls.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-27 22:16:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :P
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-27 22:16:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Watch yourself, lady. I detect an attitude.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-11-27 22:14:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wtf I'm not reading all that.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-27 22:12:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I do the :D's so people can tell i'm being light-hearted and not bitchy.
So many people think everything i say is bitchy or somehow hysterical I don't know of any other way to get my mood across in typed form :D
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-27 22:06:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :P
Beyond that, you seem normal enough.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-11-27 21:56:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
2 for first ever mystiamoon post.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-27 21:55:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
maybe read my words instead of his...no?
couldn't hurt
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-11-27 21:44:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
tl;dr
I'll be back when this has a cunt load of heat and Method has summarised it into one humourous paragraph