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Common Sense (543 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories

Rating: -0.3 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Jesse (View user info) at 2008-11-28 03:33:54 EST


I hate knocking off a MUCH better post from the front page but fuck it, it's been a year since my accident and I thought I'd update in some way. Fuck you if you don't care, if you do, then you already ready my post from a year ago. Minus 2 away fags


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"What do I have to be thankful for?"

"A lot, if you think about it..."

"No, nothing. My life sucks, I hate it, I wish it was different. My life...it's like I get what I want, and then I fuck it up. People tell me it'll get better but it never does, I fuck everything up, all the damn time."

"Would you make the same mistakes that you made this year ever again?"

"Hell no, I would never want to put myself through this shit again, I'm done...I hope I am, this time."

"Then you're thankful for the knowledge."

"...I guess...."

"Did you die this year?"

"Ha, no, almost did this time last year.."

"Then, you're thankful for still being alive, eh?"

"...Sure, I guess..."

"Did you have any help, surviving these times?"

"A lot, actually. Yeah...I couldn't imagine January without Teresa, I would have gone insane. I couldn't imagine my last few nights of 2007 and half 2008 without stephanie...I can't imagine the days I was bored and confused if I didn't have the respect and help of Steve and Casey..I couldn't imagine any day without my son...And I couldn't imagine missing the few good times I had with Shavana..But I could do without her lying and the fighting, haha. I couldn't imagine how fucking lame June and July would have been if my Dad, step mom, and little brother hadn't helped me realize my potential. I couldn't imagine being alive today without my Mom.I couldn't imagine any day without someone there for me."

"Then, you're thankful for friends and family. Most importantly, you're thankful that everyone you mentioned, though they may not admit it or show it, really do love you, and are thankful you were and are perhaps still in their lives, in some cases. In fact, I would venture to say that everyone and anyone you've met from this time last year until now still holds you up in some regard."

"Yeah, and in most of those cases I've fucked it up royaly."

"Then, you should be thankful that the people that still matter are by your side, helping you, and the ones that are not, you should be thankful that they are strong enough people to let you go. You don't need them, they realize that. Be thankful for that, at least.

"I suppose, but a lot has gone down this year. I would hate to say I'm not the same, but I don't feel different."

"Of course not, you're still you, you always will be you no matter what. What you have now is a better understanding of what that means. Know that you will never, ever know who you are until that final day, if you're lucky, but you should be thankful that you are closer to understanding yourself than anyone else would be in this situation. You're a smart kid, start acting like one. Be thankful that you have the versatility to throw caution to the wind, with the logic of knowing exactly when to throw it and where you're going to land. Not many people can do that."

"Well, this year helps me understand what doesn't work."

"Then, you're thankful for the memories."

"This is true...I guess I have a lot to be thankful for..."

"Even in pain, be thankful you can still feel human, that you still feel alive. You've experienced a lot, a lesser person would have given to the pressure, they would not keep fighting. You do. You won't let the world win, you won't let mankind conquer you. You aren't stubborn about it, it's just that your body won't let you. Be thankful for that strength."

"What happens next....though?"

"I don't know, there's a lot of potential out there, a lot of possibilites. You might meet the girl to love you forever, or you may not. You might hit the jackpot, or you might just continue a life of mediocrity, here on earth. I can't tell you what's going to happen next."

"Will it be better next year?"

"My friend, it never gets better. Life just happens, it's what you make of it that determines the perception"

"Heh, I guess I'm thankful for you too."

"Of course, it's always good to have someone to talk to..."

"Once you use common sense, it gets easier to do that."
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Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-11-29 23:47:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Nobody gives a fuck about your accident you stupid attention whore.

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-11-29 23:27:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Can barely tell anything was wrong.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-29 15:51:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-11-29 07:37:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-28 15:20:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Who the fuck ARE you?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-28 15:00:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


I thought this was nice.

but: "I couldn't imagine being alive today without my Mom."

No shit. Without that hole there ain't no you.


Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-28 11:35:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Y HALO THAR 12 YEAR OLD!

be careful or "uncle Bubba" might ry and trick you into getting a "piece of hard candy" out of his pocket.










































And then rape you

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2008-11-28 08:14:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Obviously teenage assgrinders are only good for one thing nowadays.

Ubersite isn't it.


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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-28 05:53:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

you arent chubby really, i didnt mean that :s

Submitted by BigBuffty (user info) at 2008-11-28 05:49:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

this accident you talk about. is it the one where you 'slipped in the shower' and 'accidently fell on a large ebony dildo'? or the one where you 'accidentally drank a mug of semen'?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-28 04:10:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

are you one of those chubby midgets?


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Homer: Don't mind if I do!

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