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My heart (604 hits)

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Rating: -0.9 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <dbeak.at.statestreet.com> (View user info) at 2008-11-28 09:03:14 EST


My heart bleeds an ocean of love for you
And there is a whale swimming there too.

Those are the last words I heard before the pain started. He stood above me with his large black manhood bristling with veins. Then he took me forcefully, spreading me open like a butcher mangling a goat(se). I started kinda enjoying it, until his friend started mouthing my balls. Man he should have shaved. Anyway that is all.

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Submitted by lburna_7 (user info) at 2008-11-30 21:56:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

back to painting rainbows.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-11-30 14:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Homocles.

Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-11-29 07:24:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-28 22:10:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

PLUS FUCKING TWO!

I LIKE IT!

MAKE IT A LONGER STORY NEXT TIME.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-28 17:42:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

WELCOME BACK PROFESSORFUCKFACE, WE MISSED YOU

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-11-28 16:13:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

A completely unsurprising post.

Submitted by morello (user info) at 2008-11-28 15:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-28 15:20:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck you

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-28 15:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-28 14:51:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


You are one weird little boy.

Watch out for Bubba.
=============
That's misleading. Bubba doesn't like little boys, just overweight artists from Canada.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-28 14:51:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


You are one weird little boy.

Watch out for Bubba.


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-28 14:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Spuzzum (user info) at 2008-11-28 14:08:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by KirillovianShitStain (user info) at 2008-11-28 13:16:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Here you go, fag.

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-11-28 11:37:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-28 11:26:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

mavrick rating.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2008-11-28 11:05:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

no comment needed

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-11-28 09:46:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

That's what your mum said.







Classic.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-28 09:20:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

nuh uh

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-28 09:18:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


Yeah...

Given everything said in the reviews by this cunt so far, I can safely assume this is a very special Uber Holiday edition Alter.


SANTA???



Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-28 09:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

dammit

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-28 09:16:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes son....

Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-28 09:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Mom?


Maybe I should just cut my losses, give up on Lisa, and make a fresh
star with Maggie.

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Pony