An appeal for help and compensatory humour (542 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 0.31 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Tokerson (View user info) at 2008-11-30 07:44:22 EST
I want to create a new account but I'm not getting sent the verification email for the new account on any of the email adresses I've used.
I've tried this a couple random times over the last few months and it hasn't worked.
It's not going in my spam folder and as far as I can tell, just isn't coming... is there something like only 1 account to a registered IP adress or something? Or perhaps a more obvious and easily corrected error that you can mock me for after pointing out?
I grow weary of this screen name and a trail of posts I wrote years ago.
Can anyone help me out?
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If you can help me, and ONLY if you can, read the joke and view the picture below:
Why do Jews have big noses?
-air is free
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-01 15:13:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Try e-mailing bart with the contact button you fucking tool.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-01 10:03:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahaha!!
Funny joke, funny pic.
Submitted by DietCoke (user info) at 2008-11-30 23:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Because Bart is a cock, that's why.
I've been banned (Fat Tony) a while ago and I've tried over 50 times to get a new name. Changed IP addys, service providers, emails, etc. and the fucker "smells" when I want to come back.
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2008-11-30 21:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
the email might not be coming, but I am.
...what?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-30 17:37:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow is that really you?
If so will you be my uber bodyguard?
I pay well and there's free cookies involved.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-11-30 15:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
scary
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-30 14:32:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That baby could whip your ass.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-30 14:05:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
IF A SECOND ACCOUNT ISN'T APPROVED IT MEANS GOD HATES YOU.
SORRY.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-11-30 09:22:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that's a smart girl there
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2008-11-30 08:52:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks Donkey, wasn't even aware there was a "contact" button... have a few +2's.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-11-30 08:44:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
When I was in high school, shortly after learning how electric guitar pickups work, I built a very powerful electromagnet in my garage. When the current was applied it produced a very strong magnetic field. Magnetic materials would obviously be affected by it, but the experiments showed that even non-magnetic metals moved into the field would stop their motion within the field. This is because the electromagnetic field produced by the device would induce eddy electrical currents in the metal object, and as we know, electrical currents produce magnetic fields. The induced magnetic field then aligned with the one from the device, stopping the motion of the metal object. Practical upshot: If you were to run through the device, your face would stay there.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-11-30 08:33:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just checking. Apparently basic HTML is still not part of the review process.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-11-30 08:31:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Upper right hand corner.
<u>Home</u> - <u>About Us</u> - <u><b>CONTACT</u></b>
Apologies if text doesn't come out correct.
File name needs more effort.