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Drinking Alcohol On A Sunday Night And Then Posting Is Not A Good Idea (400 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry

Rating: -1 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Replen (View user info) at 2008-11-30 15:32:24 EST

There once was a geezer called Macbeth
Who thought it was his fate to take the Kings last breath
He stabbed and swiped till he put an end to the kings life
Then he framed the guards with the blood stained knife

But the treachery didn't end there,
Macbeth's cunt-y-ness stepped up a gear,
He told the assasins where to go
And under his order they killed Banquo.

I forgot the rest of the play. Macduff kills him or something.

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If feminists took over the world, would they rename Guys Hospital 'Girls Hospital'?

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Yes this post is total -2 fodder but I'm pissed and I don't care because I've got a 46, 58 and 68s coming from the chinese and I'm going to eat it and drink some Peroni whilst watching Family Guy season 7.

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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-02-20 18:16:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

had to read your stuff from commetn on badassjulies...

this was great.

why don't people find this funny.
AND chinese, peroni and family guy? Are you my brother?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-30 18:59:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by bart's mom (user info) at 2008-11-30 18:48:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-30 18:02:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-11-30 17:41:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

B@W

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-30 16:27:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I LOVE IT!!!

I'm Printing out hundreds and wallpapering my sex dungeon with this post...

RAWR!!!!

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-11-30 16:15:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

:(

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-11-30 15:56:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 intoxication.

Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2008-11-30 15:50:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-11-30 15:39:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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