Attn: rubbermaid (853 hits)
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Submitted by Mr Trollope (View user info) at 2008-12-01 11:23:13 EST
Dear rubbermaid,
I feel it my moral obligation to tell you that you are potentially the most unfunny man in history, perhaps only being rivalled by Frankthebear. You see, Sico, I've come to the conclusion that you are a fat, never funny, has been with a washed up schtick that has been done much better throughout the annals of internet history. Aping people funnier than you, like redskieslookfake for instance, does not make you in any way, or any form deserving of applause.
I'm sick of seeing your disgustingly obese face when I log onto Uber. By the by, the only reason you are allowed on Uber is because we all sometimes need to feel better about ourselves. I will tell you that when you I first saw you on Uber, some years ago, it was mildly funny but only, and I mean ONLY because of the novelty. Now that novelty has worn off I'm forced to read your drivel in your desperate attempts to create controversy.
Sico sucks! There, I said it.
Looking at you disgusts me. As someome mentioned Retardation, Down Syndrome.... Fetal Alcohol Syndrome sums you up pretty well. What a disgustingly fat appearance you have, your slovenly gut hanging menacingly above your waist line and projecting 2 or 3 feet from your torso. Uggh. You make Captain Thorns look like a svelte, in-shape pro athlete. Get rid of those fat handles, fat boy.
Do you even have a brain? The answer is a resounding no! You are a sad adolescent frat boy, only doing posts involving lame attempts to get banned. When I see you on Uber I actually want to read one of Kaos Kings books. What you are attempting is humor but the only thing you are achieving is failure, failure so great that your mom, filled to the brim with failure wouldn't be adequate in displaying your particular brand of failure.
Sico, I ask you this as a good Samaritan. Please kill yourself. For the love of everything I find funny--and everyone else for that matter--I'm going to request that you throw yourself into a group of burning nuns, with daggers for habits, and fingernails made of barbed wire. How you still have a life, manage to do walk, and even talk to women is beyond me. I won't bother looking up your old posts I just know that we want you to stop. Stop being such a slovenly natured, fat, waste of our time.
As Adamdidit2u said 'You're so gay it makes my ass hurt just looking at you'
User Reviews
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-06 12:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-12-06 16:04:37 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
They say the camera adds 10-20 pounds.
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Exactly how many cameras are on him then?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-12-06 11:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
They say the camera adds 10-20 pounds.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-12-01 20:53:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-01 13:25:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
FAIL
and I'm going back to work.
shalom, lovers.
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That's a relief. If carnie folk have jobs the economy can't be in THAT much trouble...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-01 18:23:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ha
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-12-01 13:52:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-01 10:28:12 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
While I wholeheartedly agree with you on most of these points, I have to say that Bubba has indefinitely secured the title of "unfunniest asshole on the planet"
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-12-01 13:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-01 13:31:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you, kind Sir. I worked hard to achieve that worthy distinction.
^^^
I guess prying your hand off of some 5yr olds crotch, in order to type a review, reflects a certain amount of worthiness.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-01 13:31:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-01 11:28:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
While I wholeheartedly agree with you on most of these points, I have to say that Bubba has indefinitely secured the title of "unfunniest asshole on the planet"
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Thank you, kind Sir. I worked hard to achieve that worthy distinction.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-01 13:28:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-01 13:25:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
^thing
FAIL
and I'm going back to work.
shalom, lovers.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-01 13:24:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy would like to think he started the "funny" trend of ribbing sico but the only he started was growth hormones.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-01 13:23:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-01 13:21:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Going for a "ride on sico's coattails" is a surefire trip to...well, to about 3 inches away from where you started.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-01 13:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Haha at muddy.
For a lathe operator you sure do speak a big game.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-01 13:00:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow.....I didn't think sico would come in here acting like a bitch.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-12-01 12:57:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Willa Weston: You know what you are? You're pronoid.
Vince McCain: "Pronoid"?
Willa Weston: Mm-hmm. It means that contrary to all the available evidence, you actually think that people like you. Your perception of life is that it's one long benefit dinner in *your* honor with everybody cheering *you* on and wanting *you* to win everything. You think you're the prince...
....I think that about sums it up.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-01 12:55:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
speaking of lame...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-01 12:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-01 12:36:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stealing my shtick doesn't make you funny, nor does changing a few words from my marvelously thought out post.
I.E. Stop riding my coattails for posterity. It has been done much better and funnier than you can.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-01 12:18:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, goddmanit! You leave sico's mom out of this! The woman is a saint. Her blowjobs behind the 7-11 practically put sico through school. She's spent hours on her back so sico would have a fighting chance at a normal life. It takes true diligence and dedication to raise a shaved tapir as a human being. Never has a Jesuit sacrificed so much for so little in return! And to this day, she is still taking on the endless procession of perverse Portuguese business travelers without so much as a grunt of complaint, all for sico.
Is she disappointed in him? Of course she is, but she also taught him to walk on two legs, so give her a little credit.
Now, as for sico? Shred that fucker!
<Sorry, SI. You know that only 96.8% of this is true>
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-12-01 12:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
woman scorned below
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-01 12:05:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
DIE
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2008-12-01 12:04:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
truth
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-01 11:58:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I approve of this post.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-12-01 11:55:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good rant.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-01 11:50:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No worries Skeletor, your funny bone is intact.
GET IT? FUNNY BONE? SKELETOR?
Forget it
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-01 11:46:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish to be unfunny too (if I'm not already). I mean, I think I'm hilarious, but then again, "funny" is subjective.
Input?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-01 11:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-01 11:32:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As Adamdidit2u said 'You're so gay it makes my ass hurt just looking at you'
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I hadn't caught that, but it's snazzy.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-12-01 11:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-01 11:29:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
winner
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-01 11:28:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
While I wholeheartedly agree with you on most of these points, I have to say that Bubba has indefinitely secured the title of "unfunniest asshole on the planet"