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Submitted by SilvrWolf (View user info) at 2008-12-01 21:26:04 EST
You've never looked more calm or sane, baby.
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-12-17 16:21:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Erroneous conclusions all around, then. Shall we call it even? My superciliousness and I are tiring of your flirting.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-12-17 08:50:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Generally speaking, reading your comments and skimming your posts (which is all I've had the energy for) feels like being trapped in a washing machine full of shit.
I'll give you a minute or so to actually think about that one.
Trapped. A washing machine. Full of shit.
I have a deep and abiding hatred of the lowest common denominator and an extreme lack of humour when it comes to anything that smells like misogyny or discrimination.
I was thinking I might try and deny the judgemental thing, though in all honesty I can't. I am not, however, ignorant.
And I'm not pretty. Pretty is far too meaningless a word to apply to my appearance. I'm striking (sometimes literally).
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:44:10 EST (#)
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That's pretty funny, Fey. If my tongue-in-cheek appeal to the lowest common denominator has in any way offended you, I sincerely apologize. It's nice to think that you can make an in-depth analysis of me based on my internet persona, but I assure you that you're completely off-base.
My ex-girlfriend cheated on me because I wasn't aggressive enough for her in the bedroom. I've been rather submissive my whole sexual life. I've never felt the NEED to dominate anyone, sweetness. Only now that I'm with The Freak do I even think about indulging in that type of FANTASY play, and she initiates it, always.
Regardless of your completely ignorant psychoanalysis, I still offer you my deepest apology for any offense I may have caused you.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:38:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:00:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And I'm allergic to porn.
Ahhhh, I can feel the hate within you.....Good.
Also : http://www.ubersite.com/m/120228#2831923 lol
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:00:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-14 13:03:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Forgetting what I know about them already, I'd go with #4, purely on the attractiveness factor. I like her eyes, that cute little nose and lips that look like they should be wrapped around...
...a bottle of Michelob. If she was indicative of the type of porn I enjoy, Heather would spend all her dough on therapy, so no to your last question.
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Irrelevant review point: #3 gets the girl-next-door award, because she looks exactly like the girl next door.
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Now, knowing what I know about them, I'd probably go with #2. Not only because of my proclivities toward goth chicks, but also because I'd like to tie her across a table, shove a huge dildo in her ass and savagely fuck her pussy until a) the table breaks, b) she begs me to put my dick in her ass WITH the dildo or c) she calls me "El Presidente" as she cums. I'd blow my load on her back, clean up with her t-shirt, steal some money out of her purse and roll her out the front door still tied to the table.
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Yes, consentual adults may do as they please. This, though, smacks of an unhealhty need to denigrate, humiliate and devalue your sexual partner in order to be able to feel powerful and masculine, which in its most chronic form displays as a tendency to beat your women and rip their self-esteem to shreds.
And I'm allergic to porn.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-04 23:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahaha@Bubba below
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-12-04 04:35:03 EST (#)
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this is the best ms paint that uber has to offer.
gib must be turning in his grave.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-02 15:47:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, did you do this in photoshop or something?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-12-02 09:20:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice rabbit
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2008-12-02 07:14:27 EST (#)
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ha
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-02 04:18:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
now you do what they told ya, JUSTIFY!!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-01 22:49:22 EST (#)
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Obviously, I didn't look too hard. I'm a tool. Damn! They're up to v2.6 now? I'm downloading it now.
Thanks, Hadley.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-12-01 22:40:06 EST (#)
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http://www.gimp.org/ or http://gimp-win.sourceforge.net/
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-01 22:24:58 EST (#)
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Hadley, I haven't been able to find an updated version of the GIMP since I was using Redhat and Paint.net has a more user-friendly GUI.
But fair enough; the GIMP is also freeware.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-01 22:17:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sometimes, it's best to break a promise.
This is one of those "sometimes".
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-12-01 22:15:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-01 21:52:23 EST (#)
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This was done with Paint.net, a pretty nifty freeware program. It's not as good as the GIMP or the mighty PS, but it's hard to beat the price.
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Almost as hard as it is to beat the price on the GIMP. You know, since they both cost nothing but one is considerably more free.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-01 22:11:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
now that's just weird.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-01 22:00:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
tell her it turned me on, not offended me.
the paragraph structure and punctuation on this post wasn't too hot tho.....:P
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-01 21:56:57 EST (#)
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Yeah, what she said.
Lucky guess about Pinky, I suppose, but it was pretty much the fave of every girl who can actually remember the game.
By the by, The Freak is mad at me for making this post. She says I'm insulting you and just being mean. If she doesn't give me any tonight, I'm fully expecting you to stand in.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-01 21:52:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-01 18:40:13 EST (#)
"Big crazy googly eyes, like the ghosts in the pac-man games."
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She gave me the idea along with me threatening to photoshop her head onto a walrus with duck feet.
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Thanks, scourge. This is one of my better works. I usually employ Sumatran refugees to do this kind of work, but tsunamis are so damned unpredictable.
<crickets chirping>
What? Too soon?
This was done with Paint.net, a pretty nifty freeware program. It's not as good as the GIMP or the mighty PS, but it's hard to beat the price.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-01 21:46:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, crystle.
We were talking on my camwhore post about my GIANT eyes.
I said i had big, crazy, googly eyes like a pac-man ghost :)
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-01 21:45:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PLUS FUCKING TWO!!
How did you know the fushia ghost was my fav??
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-01 21:43:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you are obviously a professional graphic artist.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-12-01 21:42:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Mystia's a pac-man ghost?