Fuck the Right (896 hits)
Category: Politics -> IraqRating: 0.35 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by muddy (View user info) at 2008-12-02 07:25:55 EST
I've heard that the tradition has something to do with how some backwoods, 3rd world country wiped their asses with a bare left hand after a shit. Thus no one shook with their left hand.
First off.....who the fuck cares what some dipshit country, without the basic common sense to not get the shitfinger did when they could have used some toilet paper or a tree leaf to wipe their ass.
I'm tired of this world thinking that the right hand is superior to the left; even in the sample above...if you need a job done right you send in the left hand.
I'm not going to hide my handedness any long and I'm fucking taking the handshake back from the right leaning faggots. I'm going to lead into every shake with my left from now on and stare daggers of determination into the face of my counterpart until the give...shaken and beaten.
Fuck you right....LEFT is the SHIT.
Even Barack "Donkey Balls" Obama is left handed.
Suck that, give in.
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-03 16:40:59 EST (#)
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You bring up a gozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-12-03 16:19:55 EST (#)
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I don't have hands.
I just nod and blink with my right eye.
Oh and I'm blind too.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-02 19:26:40 EST (#)
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EI - I suspect you're right.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-02 16:15:02 EST (#)
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because i played water polo in high school i am ambidextrous as far as throwing goes, and because i broke my right arm/shoulder three years in a row playing football in high school i write almost as well with my left hand as i do with my right (which says more about my right-handed writing, i think, than my left). i learned as a little kid how to hit from the left side of the plate in baseball but my power and contact are severely diminished over there so i hit mostly from the right. as a result, the left abs in my body are stronger than the right which i think is stupid.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-12-02 15:06:56 EST (#)
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I too, am left handed.
I hate ringbinders.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-12-02 14:40:08 EST (#)
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Aren't left handed people statistically proven to be more accident prone and have shorter life spans. See even God doesn't want you fucking about on his planet as long.
Submitted by lburna_7 (user info) at 2008-12-02 14:21:15 EST (#)
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sort of funny, though i didnt read it all.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-02 14:06:03 EST (#)
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left-hand shake FTW
Submitted by therealgeddylee (user info) at 2008-12-02 13:25:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-02 10:51:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-02 15:49:49 GMT (#)
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I throw a baseball or football righthanded, but swing a baseball bat or golf club lefty. Weird.
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same as me skrap, we must be genuises.
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Hot damn, same here
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-12-02 13:02:54 EST (#)
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Lefties are fags. Everyone knows that. Their wrists are just born without any strength. They're lifeless, sissy, droopy limp wrists.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-02 10:55:42 EST (#)
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of course, i need two hands to masturbate :)
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-12-02 10:54:02 EST (#)
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I write left handed, but do EVERYTHING else right handed.
Im an oddity, in more ways than one.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-02 10:51:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-02 15:49:49 GMT (#)
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I throw a baseball or football righthanded, but swing a baseball bat or golf club lefty. Weird.
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same as me skrap, we must be genuises.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-02 10:49:49 EST (#)
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I throw a baseball or football righthanded, but swing a baseball bat or golf club lefty. Weird.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-02 10:45:57 EST (#)
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im both left and right handed, so fuck all you haters
Submitted by Spacegrass (user info) at 2008-12-02 10:21:37 EST (#)
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I wipe with my right hand and have poor hygiene. I love to give people right-handed high fives.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-02 09:37:28 EST (#)
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I like left handed people.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-02 09:12:48 EST (#)
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alright queer.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-12-02 08:38:38 EST (#)
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I find lefties to be slightly 'touched' or mildly retarded.
I actively encourage my children to use their right hand, I will even use violence to beat it into them.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-12-02 08:36:33 EST (#)
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I found a little sugar and got carried away, so I ended up putting TOO Much sugar in my goddamn coffee.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-12-02 08:26:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-12-02 08:13:06 EST (#)
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He has hemroids?
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dunno about him, but i once had them hemroids while building an igloo. the only one i ever build.
my pants were too thin and while i was laying on my back inside the igloo, smoothing the ceiling, i froze my anus and some blood vein protuberated out of it. eventually it bursted and i menstruated for a couple of days. not cool.
true story.
seriously.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-02 08:23:36 EST (#)
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My father started off left handed. He was punished constantly in school until he learned to use his right hand. Of course this was back in the day when teachers could use corporal punishment.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-02 08:22:14 EST (#)
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drink it black, its rough at first but you'll like it in the end
although I could be talking about sex.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-12-02 08:20:21 EST (#)
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Oh god I need coffee and I'm out of sugar.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-12-02 08:17:53 EST (#)
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I'm left handed...
quite simply I rule. As all lefty's rule.
that is all.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-02 08:16:47 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-02 08:16:23 EST (#)
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"donkey balls" = -1
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-12-02 08:13:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-12-02 07:53:53 EST (#)
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i do have hobbies.
i jerk off and play guitar.
and i work out a lot in hope to look like you but it's hard without the roids :\
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He has hemroids?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-12-02 07:53:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-12-02 07:50:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-12-02 07:38:18 EST (#)
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thin-skinned rightwinger who didn't read the post below
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Lack of work has hurt your sense of humor.
A call to shake with the left hand and a shout out to Obama doesn't get a negative score anymore?
You need a fucking hobby.
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i do have hobbies.
i jerk off and play guitar.
and i work out a lot in hope to look like you but it's hard without the roids :\
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-02 07:53:29 EST (#)
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sorry, maybe I should have shared some boring ass tale about how I got bent over by a contractor that was twice as smart as me.
yes now that would be a good post
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-12-02 07:50:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-12-02 07:38:18 EST (#)
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thin-skinned rightwinger who didn't read the post below
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Lack of work has hurt your sense of humor.
A call to shake with the left hand and a shout out to Obama doesn't get a negative score anymore?
You need a fucking hobby.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-02 07:45:19 EST (#)
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you just don't understand....kaos has a MENTAL DISABILITY, you asshole...you have no idea how hard it is
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-12-02 07:43:25 EST (#)
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it's fun not to work (and have money to survive for a long time). so here i am sitting in my boxers, watching people go to work from my window.
haha, suckers.
i'm going to sleep for a few hours.
life is hard :-D
i feel like kaos_king. maybe i should start writting shitty books.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-02 07:39:22 EST (#)
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this isn't born of boredom but of contempt
indo is a major gay
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-12-02 07:38:59 EST (#)
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OMG! PLUS DEUX ! +2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-12-02 07:38:18 EST (#)
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thin-skinned rightwinger who didn't read the post below
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-12-02 07:36:46 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2008-12-02 07:32:48 EST (#)
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Bored this morning, Shaky?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-02 07:29:51 EST (#)
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Spelling is for the gays
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-12-02 07:29:24 EST (#)
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its true
lefties cant spell werth shit