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Large turd (726 hits)

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Rating: -0.66 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by buffty (View user info) at 2008-12-02 11:25:44 EST


I just made a turd literally this size (see below), and it was reeking. As I was washing my hands I saw poor Neil going in to the cubicle after me. He's not back yet, and it's an hour later. I think it ate him.
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-08 07:39:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-12-04 11:03:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


I laughed but not sure why

Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-12-03 13:36:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

poo post +2

Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-03 13:24:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-12-03 12:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Dumb Scotch git.

Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-12-03 07:55:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

this wasn't that good, but you rock

Submitted by Tyklo (user info) at 2008-12-03 04:43:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You are the reason 9/11 happened.

How does you feel?

I bet the answer is smugly satisfied.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-03 00:10:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ok here's an oldie but goody from the Mystia archives,

If this post had an odor it would be worse than cat piss!

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-12-03 00:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Another endorsement for retroactive abortion.

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-02 21:11:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by KirillovianShitStain (user info) at 2008-12-02 18:27:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Jesus, are you up there, for Christ's sake?!

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-02 16:47:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2008-12-02 15:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Dude, Pics or it didn't happen

amatuer.

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-12-02 15:24:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-12-02 12:46:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
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Funny, I don't recall Bart -2ing the photo of the turd that was posted here awhile back.

Apparently Bart likes it better when you include a picture of your efforts.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-02 15:22:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by lburna_7 (user info) at 2008-12-02 14:20:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Youre a faggot.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-02 14:16:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-12-02 12:46:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -3

No Comment

Submitted by AyeCarumba (user info) at 2008-12-02 13:47:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wherever human(e)ly possible, I save my shits for work hours.

Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2008-12-02 13:24:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I really love the idea of getting paid whilst having a dump

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-12-02 12:46:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2008-12-02 12:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-02 12:07:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Turd humor is great.

i.e. http://www.ubersite.com/m/119914


It is so often that we can not help those in need around us. I just wanted to do my small part here and point out, for your future use that "e.g." is used when you mean "for example" and "i.e" is used when you mean to say "in essence" or "that is".

There was one small error in your use of "i.e.", i.e., "e.g." would have been more appropriate.

You are SOOOOO welcome.

Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-02 12:07:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Turd humor is great.

i.e. http://www.ubersite.com/m/119914

Submitted by Mr_Trollope (user info) at 2008-12-02 12:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck you

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-02 12:03:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Ah, turd humor... That's never been done here before.

Quick, call me gay or insult my gay lover, doorknob.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-02 12:01:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

mazel tov

Submitted by BigBuffty (user info) at 2008-12-02 11:59:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck you too if you got nothing good to say then don't say it fag

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-12-02 11:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


Fuck off.


Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-12-02 11:33:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i just did a similar dump - at work, getting paid to crimp em off.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-02 11:27:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-02 11:26:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nonsense.

But alas, it's at least funny nonsense.

Good fucking grief, I have an underdeveloped sense of humor.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-12-02 11:26:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hi Sico.


Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.' `Beer kills
brain cells.' Now, let's go back to that ... building ... thingee
... where our beds and TV ... is.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror IV