What I Got For Christmas From Shlongy (1094 hits)
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Submitted by Bubs (View user info) at 2008-12-04 01:00:05 EST
On the first day of Christmas,
Shlongy gave to me
A fat lip for Uber to see.
On the second day of Christmas,
Shlongy gave to me
Two black eyes,
And a fat lip for Uber to see.
On the third day of Christmas,
Shlongy gave to me
Three broken ribs,
Two black eyes,
And a fat lip for Uber to see..
On the fourth day of Christmas,
Shlongy gave to me
Four 'dipshits',
Three broken ribs,
Two black eyes,
And a fat lip for Uber to see..
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Shlongy gave to me
Five minus twos,
Four 'dipshits',
Three broken ribs,
Two black eyes,
And a fat lip for Uber to see..
On the sixth day of Christmas,
Shlongy gave to me
Six broken teeth,
Five minus twos,
Four 'dipshits',
Three broken ribs,
Two black eyes,
And a fat lip for Uber to see...
On the seventh day of Christmas,
Shlongy gave to me
Seven golf scores,
Six broken teeth,
Five minus twos,
Four 'dipshits',
Three broken ribs,
Two black eyes,
And a fat lip for Uber to see...
On the eighth day of Christmas,
Shlongy gave to me
Eight shitty comments,
Seven golf scores,
Six broken teeth,
Five minus twos,
Four 'dipshits',
Three broken ribs,
Two black eyes,
And a fat lip for Uber to see...
On the ninth day of Christmas,
Shlongy gave to me
Nine punk tunes,
Eight shitty comments,
Seven golf scores,
Six broken teeth,
Five minus twos,
Four 'dipshits',
Three broken ribs,
Two black eyes,
And a fat lip for Uber to see...
On the tenth day of Christmas,
Shlongy gave to me
Ten lists of assholes,
Nine punk tunes,
Eight shitty comments,
Seven golf scores,
Six broken teeth,
Five minus twos,
Four 'dipshits',
Three broken ribs,
Two black eyes,
And a fat lip for Uber to see...
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Shlongy gave to me
Eleven Ghola pictures,
Ten lists of assholes,
Nine punk tunes,
Eight shitty comments,
Seven golf scores,
Six broken teeth,
Five minus twos,
Four 'dipshits',
Three broken ribs,
Two black eyes,
And a fat lip for Uber to see...
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Shlongy gave to me
Twelve nasty comments,
Eleven Ghola pictures,
Ten lists of assholes,
Nine punk tunes,
Eight shitty comments,
Seven golf scores,
Six broken teeth,
Five minus twos,
Four 'dipshits',
Three broken ribs,
Two black eyes,
And a fat lip for Uber to see...
User Reviews
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-08-05 20:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
nasty comments and shitty comments...too redundant.
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-05 17:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Almost forgot this shit nugget
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-12-08 15:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-03 23:18:16 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
Touch me, fuckboy!!
I'm Never untouchable to small dicked pukes like you.
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Wow...
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-12-08 15:08:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-07 18:00:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you, raper, you dipshit.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-08 04:09:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-12-07 17:10:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fukt
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-12-06 13:47:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
FIVE MINUS TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-12-05 18:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Meh. I smiled.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-12-05 06:19:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-12-04 14:33:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Except for the mention of Shlongy, this post was absolute shit.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-12-04 14:24:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you actually think this was a good idea?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-04 14:03:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-12-04 11:22:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-04 11:16:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was seriously expecting to click on this post and see nothing but the word "Herpes"
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-04 13:17:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Clever rendition, but I hate Christmas music.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-12-04 11:22:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-04 11:16:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was seriously expecting to click on this post and see nothing but the word "Herpes"
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-04 11:16:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was seriously expecting to click on this post and see nothing but the word "Herpes"
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2008-12-04 11:15:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Our Penoz poem was better.
Why did you do 'comments' twice? That stole your +2.
Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-12-04 10:35:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
tee hee hee hee
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 10:27:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-04 09:32:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
At least he chose a quality "A-Lister".
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All of your posts are turds and this persona you've spent years crafting is pretty lame.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-04 09:32:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
At least he chose a quality "A-Lister".
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-04 08:54:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Way to suck up to the "a-listers"
hypocrite.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-04 08:46:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-04 08:38:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good times!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-04 07:58:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
the Christmas Spirit only arrives during the holiday season, and the holiday season doesn't arrive until i finish with my school work, which is next week.
when i become a geriatric and dementia sets in, i will live perpetually in the holiday season and with the Christmas Spirit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-04 07:35:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess Uber doesn't have the ol' "Christmas Spirit" this year.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-04 05:53:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
are you the poet laureate of colorado? you should be.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-12-04 03:53:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't read past the first one.
It kept you from getting a worse rating.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-04 03:47:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-12-04 03:32:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
huh?
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 03:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Haha, he's STILL on Ubersite! Bubba, why'd you lie about going to bed?
Submitted by DanielJackings (user info) at 2008-12-04 03:01:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 02:54:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The discussion's over; I proved scientifically that bubba eats shit for sustenance. Gross!
Submitted by Desz (user info) at 2008-12-04 02:44:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what post is -2?
interesting discussion though.. please carry on!
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 02:35:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This fag is so done for the night that he's still writing reviews for my most recent post. He's sleep-posting!
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 02:20:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What are you still doing up? I bet you're just refreshing this page in the hopes of seeing Shlongy (your HOMO BOYFRIEND) leave a comment!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-04 02:18:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Touch me, fuckboy!!
I'm Never untouchable to small dicked pukes like you. Now, I'm really done. Buh bye, asslick.
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 02:15:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You totally got me with your killer comebacks. Calling me Doodles totally refuted my valid point (that this post is shit and also you are a shit person). Man, if only you weren't going to bed! You're untouchable now!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-04 02:14:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
G'nite, Doodles, I have to be up in six hours. Eat me.
:D
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 02:13:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
a x 92 = 7, solve for a
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 02:11:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There's not much for me to "get". If it was there, I'd have gotten it by now and passed it along to other geniuses for further analysis. Eventually our findings would be published in a scientific journal.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-04 02:09:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You still don't get it do you, retard? Are you Doodles? Nah, Doodles has an IQ of seven, 92 times yours.
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 02:06:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You didn't even get the rhythm right, you fucking moron.
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 02:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet I know how to write a Christmas carol spoof better than you do. "Twelve nasty comments, [...] eight shitty comments," Couldn't you have put more thought into this turd before you vomited it onto this site?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-04 02:01:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Babble on, sir retard. You know NOTHING better than I. NOTHING!!!!
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 02:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think I know how it works better than you do.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-04 01:54:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you have ANY CLUE how the rating work, you ignorant shitheel?
I didn't think so. . . . .
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 01:51:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My reviews obviously mean something because this piece of shit post currently has a -2 rating.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-04 01:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Listen, buttsuck, your reviews mean NOTHING!!! If Shlongy -2s it, that means something.
Oathmeal and Sico are idiots. Pass it on.
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 01:45:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously, this post is really fucking pathetic.
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 01:44:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
haha did i insult your BOYFRIEND
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-04 01:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 01:35:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The only thing Shlongy will give you is shit on your dick, and that's only if you weren't wearing a condom.
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I mean, I mean, ya gotta lotta goddamn nerve runnin' down the Shlongman.
You stupid asshole with a rating of minus 200.
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 01:35:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The only thing Shlongy will give you is shit on your dick, and that's only if you weren't wearing a condom.