Alcoholics Are Fun (1060 hits)
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Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-12-04 06:19:05 EST
Yes we are.
We're the ones that get the dancing started, the ones that stories get told about. We also have the best stories to tell.
Yes, these stories may be emmbarrasing, and your friends tell them over and over 'remember tash, when you thought a block of wood was your cell phone and spoke to it for 20 minutes'
There's the times when you and your mates held the funeral for the dead cat we found outside the house and all you could say was ' He was a good cat, a black cat.' and fell into fits of laughter, the kind that makes you dribble and your stomach start to hurt.
When you stay up til 5am, belting out your favourite songs, cos deep down you know you're a great singer and the whole neighbourhood needs to know this.
Papa was a rolling stone......
Photo bombing when your grandparents are sharing a tender moment.....
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-12-10 08:23:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm petty too!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-12-07 17:05:58 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/79282
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-12-06 06:33:09 EST (#)
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What, you just felt that you HAD to post something?
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-12-05 06:23:23 EST (#)
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The journey is better than the destination. This mornings hangover proves that.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-05 05:28:02 EST (#)
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im awesome and so is emailing me :)
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-12-05 04:59:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-12-04 22:04:50 EST (#)
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I reject the term "alcoholic" outright. "Hard-drinking," sure. Also "reasonably fun-loving." And "dreadfully sexy yet quixotically celibate." With a penchant for both pretentious discourse and incoherent ramblings. Much like Alfredo Tularosa. I made him up. I couldn't think of a good way to end my little note to you.
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that was awesome like how ruby tuesday is awesome.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-12-04 22:04:50 EST (#)
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I reject the term "alcoholic" outright. "Hard-drinking," sure. Also "reasonably fun-loving." And "dreadfully sexy yet quixotically celibate." With a penchant for both pretentious discourse and incoherent ramblings. Much like Alfredo Tularosa. I made him up. I couldn't think of a good way to end my little note to you.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2008-12-04 21:01:02 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-12-04 16:51:31 EST (#)
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Although I liked this.
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-04 08:47:05 EST (#)
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alcoholics are selfish pricks
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-12-04 15:38:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-12-04 07:49:49 EST (#)
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I'm pretty sure that he's an alcoholic. You're just a dumb bitch.
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this is cos of the league isn't it. Isn't it!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-04 13:50:17 EST (#)
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So it's Natasha the drunkin' cunt?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-04 13:25:43 EST (#)
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Yes, hurrah for alcoholics indeed, I suppose. *nods*
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-04 13:24:32 EST (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1kjkUAA9VM
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-04 12:47:28 EST (#)
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I can't remember if I'm supposed to like you or not so take this 0 and enjoy the booze.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-04 12:29:52 EST (#)
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"emmbarrasing" ??????
It's spelled "emmbbarrassing", you stoopid doosh.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-12-04 12:19:24 EST (#)
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seemed like there was much more to the post but it got cut off and now lays useless on the editing room floor.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-12-04 12:12:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-12-04 15:49:23 GMT (#)
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Hope your wee one sees it that way.
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Lordy, I hope thats an error and not an evil comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-04 12:04:51 EST (#)
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Jack, you seem to have confused being an annoying asswipe with not being fun.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-12-04 11:58:05 EST (#)
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You seem to have confused 'fun' with being an annoying asswipe.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-12-04 11:39:22 EST (#)
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ask lungfish about it.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-12-04 11:03:06 EST (#)
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This really doesn't sound like alcoholism to me.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-12-04 10:49:23 EST (#)
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Hope your wee one sees it that way.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-12-04 10:16:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I gave up drinking because it got boring.
Meth, however, is very exciting.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-04 09:25:43 EST (#)
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this post is much less fun than it was back when i was the only one who had reviewed it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-04 08:47:05 EST (#)
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alcoholics are selfish pricks
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-04 08:40:56 EST (#)
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Actually they're a depressing pain in the ass. Yes, your friends and family think so too.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-04 08:11:34 EST (#)
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OH WAIT!!
I forgot to add that it was always a party when the doctor had to perform Paracentesis.
Yeah, it was a hoot and a half when they stick that needle into the abdominal cavity and suck out the ascitic fluid.
WHEEE!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-04 08:06:56 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-04 08:01:28 EST (#)
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forensicgirl, i hope you are not saying that a life of alcohol abuse in not all fun and games because that would be a real downer.
i read somewhere recently that there are biology students at (i think) rice university who believe they are close to a breakthrough with a beer-based cure for cancer.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-04 07:57:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-12-04 05:56:28 CST (#)
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Sure!
And watching them die slowly and painfully from horrific pyhsical consequences or a (shorter than average) lifetime of drinking is AWESOME!
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It was always a knee slapper for me to see severely jaundiced, vomiting, pickled brained individuals at the end stage of cirrhosis. Extremities all emaciated, abdomen wildly distended, and moaning incoherently while piss, shit, and bile leak for every orifice.
Fantastic.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-04 07:55:35 EST (#)
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YET! not an alcoholic YET. in this nouveau world of freedom we can aspire to be whatever we fucking want, whether we are 23 or 73, and whether our lives are sad and pathetic or...well, ok. youve got me cornered on that requirement. my life is awesome. i expect it to deteriorate in the future. consider me an alcoholic-in-training.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-12-04 07:49:49 EST (#)
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I'm pretty sure you're not much older than me, and if you're under 25 you're not an "alcoholic", you're an immature attention-whore who tries to advertise their drug use to get street cred.
Last night i got cornered at the pub i work at by a 60ish guy called David who started by telling me that the town i am from is full of cunts. 20 seconds in, he said "what's the word im looking for mate?" and split off into a tangent about how a certain bird that inhabits North Bondi isn't around anymore.
He concluded by telling me how much he loved his dead wife while crying like a baby and trying to smash his leg off with a beer glass.
I'm pretty sure that he's an alcoholic. You're just a dumb bitch.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-12-04 07:12:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-04 06:53:46 EST (#)
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suck my balls toe, suck my balls
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*shrug*
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-12-04 07:10:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-12-04 06:56:28 EST (#)
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Sure!
And watching them die slowly and painfully from horrific pyhsical consequences or a (shorter than average) lifetime of drinking is AWESOME!
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uhhh yea. why do you think we do it. duh.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-12-04 06:56:28 EST (#)
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Sure!
And watching them die slowly and painfully from horrific pyhsical consequences or a (shorter than average) lifetime of drinking is AWESOME!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-04 06:53:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
suck my balls toe, suck my balls
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-04 06:50:46 EST (#)
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At a party last Saturday while watching the Gators beat up the Seminoles, I actually said the words "Hold my beer and watch this", and meant it. Neither injuries nor hilarity ensued, however.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-12-04 06:41:34 EST (#)
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i like what you say assholy. i like what you say.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-12-04 06:31:31 EST (#)
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Fo sho. Though stoners amuse me too, but then again that's probably just because I'm so often stoned.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-04 06:27:06 EST (#)
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a little while ago i tried to write a post called "Things I Can Hardly Remember Doing Because I Was Too Drunk" but it didnt go that well for what I think are obvious reasons. Other people could write that post better than I could and it would be called "Stories My Stupid Friend Wants Me To Tell Because He Doesn't Remember Them" but it wouldnt be nearly as fun.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-04 06:25:04 EST (#)
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ABSOLUTELY