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Don't read this post, it's not for you (325 hits)

Category: General

Rating: -1.39 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by I'm disgusted! (View user info) at 2008-12-04 11:28:30 EST


TIMOCLES

Very well. Tell me then, you scoundrel, don't you think the gods exercise any providence?

DAMIS

Not in the least.

TIMOCLES

What's that you say? Then is all that we see about us uncared for by any providence?

DAMIS

Yes.

TIMOCLES

And the administration of the universe is not directed by any god?

DAMIS

No.

TIMOCLES

And everything drifts at random?

DAMIS

Yes.

TIMOCLES

Men do you hear that and put up with it? Aren't you going to stone the villain?

DAMIS

Why do embitter men against me, Timocles? And who are you to get angry on behalf of the gods, especially when they themselves are not angry? They have done me no harm, you see, though they have listened to me long—if indeed they have ears.

TIMOCLES

Yes, they have, Damis, they have, and they will punish you some day in the hereafter.

DAMIS

And when can they find time for me, when they have so many cares, you say, and manage all creation, which is unlimited in its extent? That is why they have not yet paid you back for all your false oaths and everything else—I don't want to be forced to deal in abuse like you, contrary to our stipulations: and yet I don't see what better manifestation for their providence they could have made than to crush your life out miserably, miserable sinner that you are! But it is clear that they are way from home, across the Ocean, no doubt, visiting the guileless Ethiopians. At any rate it is their custom to go and dine with them continually, even self-invited at times.

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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-12-04 20:16:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Just being consistent, Simon old fag.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-04 12:02:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-04 12:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

sport of the gods was a good book.

Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-12-04 11:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-12-04 10:32:44 CST (#)
Ranking: 0

This is ok, but it's no "Made in the U.S.A", by famed internet author Jack McCallum, available now on Amazon.com! Makes a perfect stocking stuffer*!




*Jews need not apply

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-04 11:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

the trolls are on a roll.

I didn't read this.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-12-04 11:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


autofuckoff

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-12-04 11:46:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

dont take it personally man/girl

im not interested in much today

Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 11:44:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Okay. :(

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-12-04 11:43:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

no one is interested

Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 11:41:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My favorite part of the play is when Apollo prophesies, if anyone's interested.

Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 11:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Seriously, didn't you morons read the title?

Submitted by Mr_Trollope (user info) at 2008-12-04 11:38:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck you you big fucking shit

Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 11:37:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Actually I got it from epicurus.info (great site btw) and I'm posting it here to show somebody, not to impress you fags.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-04 11:34:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.skeptically.org/literary/id10.html

Lucian the best of Roman satirists set out the conflict between religion and reason--a topic still relevant

Zeus Rants
Lucian
(from a web page contributed by Erik Anderson, reproduced with permission)
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I'll give you your +2 if you prove to me that you are Lucian. Until then, I said "of your own devising".




Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-04 11:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-12-04 11:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This is ok, but it's no "Made in the U.S.A", by famed internet author Jack McCallum, available now on Amazon.com! Makes a perfect stocking stuffer*!




*Jews need not apply

Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 11:32:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't read, don't review. I'm not posting this for anyone on this site so just FUCK OFF.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-12-04 11:30:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ummmmmmmmmmmmm

thanks aristotle...


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