Ubersite is on the cutting edge of comedy (see inside) (573 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1 on 36 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by I can't fucking believe it (View user info) at 2008-12-04 16:34:26 EST
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-04 15:29:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This kicks ass like Chuck Norris in a field full of ninja donkeys.
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Submitted by BigBuffty (user info) at 2008-12-05 10:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
stop cruising for anal action here cos you not gonna get any, noone on this site has a working tool anymore. probably cos you gave all of them aids and herpes.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-12-05 10:08:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by KirillovianShitStain (user info) at 2008-12-05 09:45:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey now. Even though Skrapmetal probably hates me, I think he has an awesome user name, and good names should not be used by shit stains like yourself. I take offense to your existence.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-12-05 00:54:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-12-04 20:18:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Or are you Bret Dianichs? I suppose I don't really care. Either way, I get to kick that fat fuck Simon in the head, which is always nice.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-12-04 20:17:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just being consistent, Simon.
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 18:22:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're right, my observations are totally invalid because I refuse to play your game.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-04 18:06:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah. "Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach. Those who can neither do or teach, critique.", they say.
Probably best if you just stick with the critiquing, then.
...and that's a wrap. G'nite, everybody.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-04 18:05:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That shouldn't take you more than 4 minutes. Start writing it now.
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 17:47:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am never going to write anything serious for this site ever except for my autobiographical posts, which I plan on publishing someday.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-12-04 17:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-04 16:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bye bye, chief.
^^^^^^^^^^^
Can't even do a bye-bye review properly.
Ultimate FAIL !!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-04 17:41:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
In fact, you know what? Skip the story, skip the movie review. Stun me with your wit. Write a joke that's funnier than the apparently incredibly unfunny "This kicks ass like Chuck Norris in a field full of ninja donkeys." Think you can? Then show me. Make it your (what...) 6th post today?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-04 17:22:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 17:16:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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I have a good feeling about the Spirit movie.
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Well, of course you do. Howzabout you post a review and analysis of it after you've seen it? That'd be nonfiction, right? I'll +2 it, promise.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-04 17:19:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're on the cutting edge of retardedville.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-12-04 17:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 14:16:37 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS POST IS AS FART AS A BUTT
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Fucking classic, let's raise this rating guys!
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 17:16:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS POST IS AS FART AS A BUTT
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 17:16:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-04 17:02:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm wavering between "+2 Namedrop" and "-2 I said 'of your own devising' and I meant it".
Sum(Ni)/N = 0
Look, I know Chuck Norris jokes are soooo last decade. It's just that there aren't any movie asskickers that aren't brightly-colored comic book characters to use that incredible 'ninja donkeys' material with these days. "This kicks ass like Spiderman in a field full of ninja donkeys"? No. Wolverine? The Spirit? The Shadow? Hellboy? Will Farrell? No, no, no, no, and no. Chuck gets it by default. That's just the way it is.
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The fact that it was a Chuck Norris joke was just the icing on the cake. This kind of humor belongs on kid's shows. It's on the same level as fart jokes.
I have a good feeling about the Spirit movie.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-04 17:02:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually thought that was pretty fucking funny, to be honest. :)
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-04 17:02:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm wavering between "+2 Namedrop" and "-2 I said 'of your own devising' and I meant it".
Sum(Ni)/N = 0
Look, I know Chuck Norris jokes are soooo last decade. It's just that there aren't any movie asskickers that aren't brightly-colored comic book characters to use that incredible 'ninja donkeys' material with these days. "This kicks ass like Spiderman in a field full of ninja donkeys"? No. Wolverine? The Spirit? The Shadow? Hellboy? Will Farrell? No, no, no, no, and no. Chuck gets it by default. That's just the way it is.
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 16:58:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So I take it you all think that Chuck Norris jokes about "ninja donkeys" are funny?
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-12-04 16:55:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
JUNIOR CHEMISTS FTW!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-04 16:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think he meant off the front page.
Even the trolls are ashamed of you.
Quite comical, actually.
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 16:54:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-12-04 16:49:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can tell from your comments that your anger is as well placed as your priorities are straight.
You go fight the internet, now.
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What can I say, I think "comedy words" are stupid.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-04 16:54:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 16:51:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bye bye? Where am I going?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-04 16:50:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't get it
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-12-04 16:49:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 13:46:41 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep the circle jerk going, guys! Yeah, you all know that Chuck Norris jokes started being old when you heard your grandma tell one two years ago, but he said "ninja donkey" so it's funny all over again!
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I can tell from your comments that your anger is as well placed as your priorities are straight.
You go fight the internet, now.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-04 16:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bye bye, chief.
Doodles showing jealousy, below.
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 16:46:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep the circle jerk going, guys! Yeah, you all know that Chuck Norris jokes started being old when you heard your grandma tell one two years ago, but he said "ninja donkey" so it's funny all over again!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-12-04 16:43:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nigger
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-04 16:43:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I CAN RIDE A BIKE WITH NO HANDLEBARS
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-04 16:43:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
typically bottom rung
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-12-04 16:42:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
autofuckoff
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 16:40:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, my post was as funny as a CHEESE POOP FART.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-04 16:38:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
engineers are soooooooooooooooooooo behind the times.
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 16:35:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PIRATE NINJA ZOMBIE VIKING OMG SO WACKY