I heard the worst joke ever last weekend. (645 hits)
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Submitted by lotuseater (View user info) at 2008-12-04 17:33:15 EST
"Did you know that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gangrape?"
Seriously, I felt like I should bleach my brain after hearing that. Then I decided perhaps sulfuric acid might be a better idea, since I actually laughed at it.
For all of you who will inevitably tell me how old and/or played out this joke is, suck it. It was new to me.
Yeah, this was a shit post. Again, suck it. I'm bored and can't share this sort of musing with my coworkers.
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Submitted by lburna_7 (user info) at 2008-12-06 00:56:36 EST (#)
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Where's the joke?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-05 14:37:17 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lotuseater (user info) at 2008-12-05 12:32:49 EST (#)
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FJ - I actually liked the one-line delivery, and the guy who told it to me just kinda tossed it out there the same way he might have said "Did you know the well drinks are half off tonight?" My reaction was close to the same as yours. First I giggled reflexively from hearing "gangrape," then there was about 3 seconds of silence in my brain as the math registered. Then came the bit about the bleaching.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-12-05 12:22:52 EST (#)
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I actually laughed like a complete imbecile when I first heard this joke. I think a lot of the hilarity was in the delivery.
It went more like this:
Q. What do nine out of ten people enjoy?
(dramatic pause)
A. Gang-rape.
At first, I laughed at the shock of hearing the joker saying 'gang-rape.' Then I did the math and all hell broke loose.
Submitted by lotuseater (user info) at 2008-12-05 12:18:34 EST (#)
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Just to clear up the confusion - I am not a dude.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-05 10:47:27 EST (#)
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kill yourself
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-12-05 10:02:00 EST (#)
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fair enough
Submitted by BigBuffty (user info) at 2008-12-05 09:54:09 EST (#)
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i wish you had bleached your brain so i wouldn't have to read your gay fantasies. fag.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-12-04 23:36:37 EST (#)
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no
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-12-04 23:03:44 EST (#)
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K, so which one of the poor, socially retarded regulars are you?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-12-04 22:29:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Rob23 (user info) at 2008-12-04 18:03:02 CST (#)
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Funny. Even if it is an old joke, it's new to me, as well.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-04 19:28:50 EST (#)
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Uh, hello? Wolf here. I 'bait' my breath
...with caribou.
Do try to keep up.
Submitted by Rob23 (user info) at 2008-12-04 19:03:02 EST (#)
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Funny. Even if it is an old joke, it's new to me, as well.
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 18:24:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-04 18:04:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-04 17:37:59 EST (#)
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The quality of jokes told at the Drive-Thru and around the deep fryer has never been that great.
That's just one of the reasons why The_Raper isn't funny.
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When have I ever posted a joke?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-12-04 18:14:44 EST (#)
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bye-byehhhhhh
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-04 18:04:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-04 17:37:59 EST (#)
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The quality of jokes told at the Drive-Thru and around the deep fryer has never been that great.
That's just one of the reasons why The_Raper isn't funny.
Submitted by lotuseater (user info) at 2008-12-04 18:01:08 EST (#)
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Wolf - That sounds painful. Maybe you could just wait with bated breath?
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-04 17:47:24 EST (#)
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"Someday I'll post something worth reading."
<baits breath>
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-04 17:45:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-04 17:37:59 EST (#)
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The quality of jokes told at the Drive-Thru and around the deep fryer has never been that great.
That's just one of the reasons why Dane Cook isn't funny.
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Oh, I get it... you're saying he works at a fast food place, right? Ha ha, I can see why you're so popular around here.
Submitted by lotuseater (user info) at 2008-12-04 17:39:59 EST (#)
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Skrap - You ain't kiddin. I could write an epic post for each one of them about how lame they are. But basically that would amount to "whine whine whine whiney whine," and I've posted enough garbage here already. Someday I'll post something worth reading.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-04 17:37:59 EST (#)
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The quality of jokes told at the Drive-Thru and around the deep fryer has never been that great.
That's just one of the reasons why Dane Cook isn't funny.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-12-04 17:36:13 EST (#)
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"suck it"
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-04 17:35:51 EST (#)
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TITS OR GTFO
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-04 17:34:58 EST (#)
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You need better coworkers.