I am the ultimate champion (696 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.29 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Joe<socialist_joe.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-12-05 00:50:13 EST
i found out just today
that i dont have aids
P.S.
Fuck You
User Reviews
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-12-06 13:57:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ya'll have some strange fixation with anal sex
my gaydar is tipping at dangerous levels
Submitted by BigBuffty (user info) at 2008-12-06 11:50:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
well done after all that unprotected anal sex would have thought it was certain
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-12-05 23:18:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit.
This is the best post I've ever read.
On top of that, I smoked a joint, and am a little intoxivated, so I really apprevciate the humour behind this. In a s,mart way of course.
Deep shit.,
Word up yo!
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-12-05 19:04:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
thank you caul for getting me more posative ratings than i get meself
i'll remember ta say fuck you more often
im not angry god dammit
i am trying very hard by the way peoples
and orph a hair brush
thats just sad
and remember kids
dont be a fool stay in school
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-05 17:49:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-12-05 08:26:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i know that feeling.
sitting there while the doctor opens your file, wondering if he's gonna drop the AIDS verdict on you after having waited the standard 3 months for a HIV test culminating into that extremely unpleasant moment.
but buttsex is worth the anxiety.
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lol
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-05 17:36:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
angry angry socialist
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-05 14:31:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-12-05 00:52:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Keep trying.
Submitted by BigBuffty (user info) at 2008-12-05 09:53:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ya i'm sure you are. here's a -2 you fag.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2008-12-05 09:15:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The "P.S. Fuck you" at the end saved your rating.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-12-05 09:10:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-12-05 00:52:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Keep trying.
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yeah, all we can do is hope
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-12-05 09:02:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahah @ cauls comment btw
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-12-05 09:02:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool. I need to use something to break my waters.
Your cock is more choice than my hairbrush.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-05 08:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i smiled.
laughed at caul.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-12-05 08:26:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i know that feeling.
sitting there while the doctor opens your file, wondering if he's gonna drop the AIDS verdict on you after having waited the standard 3 months for a HIV test culminating into that extremely unpleasant moment.
but buttsex is worth the anxiety.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-12-05 06:35:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you, fanny flap.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-05 05:28:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
no, but your mum does
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-05 02:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-12-05 01:56:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what up haters
i love ya'll more than you will ever know
and if your gunna twist my arm about it orph
i guess i have no choice but ta let you fuck me
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-05 01:41:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Thank GOD, I was worried sick.
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-05 01:36:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-12-05 01:33:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no, FUCK YOU!
Submitted by DietCoke (user info) at 2008-12-05 01:33:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Better luck next time.
PS FUCK YOU TOO
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-12-05 00:52:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Keep trying.
For the AIDS, that is.