Uber diary 12/9/08 (314 hits)
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Submitted by a superhero (View user info) at 2008-12-07 15:54:23 EST
Dear Uber diary. How are you? I am fine. Today I was shooting up in an alley when I spied a happy couple walking by. I think they had gotten married a few days ago or something because they were all over each other. Anyway I jumped out of the alley and used the needle to tear open the woman's throat open. Then, while she laid on the ground dying, I put the guy's fingerprints on the needle and totally framed him for murder! It was great, diary! I got to go to his trial even though all I was wearing was a headband with some anime writing on it, and when he was sentenced to the electric chair I started laughing my ass off. Also I threw a rotten tomato at his face. I got tickets to his execution from a scalper and I'm gonna get blazed while I watch this asshole get murdered. It's gonna be awesome!
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-07 16:33:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-12-07 16:24:27 EST (#)
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corn_nugget has been reading my diary :(
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-12-07 16:21:49 EST (#)
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and kittens.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-12-07 16:21:02 EST (#)
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You forgot to write about your love for throbbing hard cocks in your diary.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-12-07 16:20:22 EST (#)
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Only because you forgot to sign off the diary entry.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-12-07 16:15:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-07 16:08:08 EST (#)
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Looks like there are quite a few faggots here who are insanely jealous of my rugged masculinity.
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2008-12-07 16:08:04 EST (#)
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...gay
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-12-07 16:07:37 EST (#)
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You sound like you're having a fantastic life.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-07 16:06:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-07 16:00:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-07 15:59:37 EST (#)
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I agree!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-12-07 15:55:28 EST (#)
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splendid
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-12-07 15:54:41 EST (#)
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