My Bowels Are Now Clear (249 hits)
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Submitted by buffty (View user info) at 2008-12-08 07:29:40 EST
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Further to my last dramatic post, which you will find linked above (and which for some reason was removed from the main page damn you administrators censoring my work), you will be glad to know that I have finally dislodged the contents of my lower intestine. I have one word for you, the word of the day, naah fuck it, the word of the year and that word is ENEMA. Just fill the little baggy up with warm soapy water, stick the pipe in your butt and pump it up. Rather a strange feeling, kinda the reverse of pooping diarhoea. Except less smelly, and your top lip doesn't start tasting funny either.
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-12-08 10:59:16 EST (#)
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typical response below
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-12-08 10:52:51 EST (#)
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I'd love to get my ass fucked by a nurse.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-08 10:46:56 EST (#)
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that's a great pic
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-08 09:14:06 EST (#)
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Constipated below
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-12-08 08:41:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Mr_Trollope (user info) at 2008-12-08 08:41:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-12-08 08:34:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-12-08 08:23:11 EST (#)
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Thanks for the update....ouche-de ag-be
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-08 08:18:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-08 08:09:05 EST (#)
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So, now that you've done the experiment, publish the results. How many rubber dicks DOES it take to block a colon?
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2008-12-08 07:47:39 EST (#)
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MAN THIS IS GREAT
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-08 07:46:48 EST (#)
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You are a sad little man, Bret/Simon.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-08 07:38:43 EST (#)
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