Jesus you people are paranoid. (1061 hits)
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Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2008-12-08 11:30:36 EST
Listen, idiots.
I've not been around this dump since before Thanksgiving.
Adam, Icarus, Hadley and a slough of other microbrained dipshits seem to think I'm behind a bunch of digital assbaggery involving redskies and who knows whatever else.
Here's the bottom line for all my fans out there -
Though I am in most ways superior to each and every last one of you, I do not wish any of you any harm at all and have no interest in defaming you or bringing your livelihood into question by smearing your information on this website.
What would I stand to gain from doing that, anyway? You all know everything about me - my name, employer, residence, etc.
So what the fuck kind of lapse in logic do you think I'm guilty of, if I'm bold enough to pick fights with dickheads who obviously have a sharper sword?
And those of you who think it's even POSSIBLE to relegate an e-mail message from gmail/hotmail/yahoo to a certain IP address or subnet, you're wrong. That information isn't made public without a subpoena (don't you think I've been through this bullshit before, Adam you thickheaded twit?).
If it's not coming from bretd9.at.gmail.com, it's not me. End of story.
So stop with the framing. Sure I'm an iconic asshole but I'm lovable.
And I make a mean friendship bracelet.
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-11 06:35:14 EST (#)
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Where's my pink bracelet? Fucko!
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-10 08:12:53 EST (#)
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Snorefest below.
Submitted by Plus2 (user info) at 2008-12-09 18:38:36 EST (#)
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I've said this before, I'm training in a 4-year networking program. I wasn't interested in networking until last year, so I don't know these tricks.
My classes this term include basic networking where they cram simple information into our brains, like routed protocols, VLANS, subnetting and classless networks, configuration steps, etc. Next year we learn Linux and Win administration, database management, wireless systems, directory services/architect, and storage area networking. Since it is a 4 year program it has plenty of social science as well.
Submitted by Plus2 (user info) at 2008-12-09 18:29:46 EST (#)
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Good point, thanks.
Submitted by ILLBILL (user info) at 2008-12-09 17:17:06 EST (#)
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Bart's been a busy boy.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-09 16:56:19 EST (#)
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I'm pretty sure my router picked up it's latitude and longitude actually.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-09 16:55:16 EST (#)
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GPS encoded into the router? Time codes!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-12-09 15:58:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Plus2 (user info) at 2008-12-09 14:26:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-12-09 10:56:23 EST (#)
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the last hop on a trace route is what route mapping programs and your website link uses. you will always see public routers, but once you get into more private territory you will never see echos from routers you aren't supposed to know exist.
you are right, ISPs *do* want to keep information private. and they do a great job at it. all i'm saying is that once you reach your technical limitations and hit a wall, it's time to pull out some other tools of the trade. what i mean by that exactly, i will leave up to your imagination.
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Oh give me a hint, can properly configured ACLs snuff your method (if somebody sends you an email from work)?
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ISPs already have ACLs in place to stop anyone from being able to map out their network or gain access to their network devices. you're thinking too hard about this. it's much simpler than that.
we're not talking about work email here. we're talking about someone at a residence. also, if someone sends you an email from work, you won't need to examine the header because the company name is in the email address. again, you're making something complicated that doesn't need to be complicated.
;)
*wink*
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-09 15:32:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-09 13:59:06 EST (#)
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Sage sucks mule!
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Don't flatter yourself. ;)
Submitted by Plus2 (user info) at 2008-12-09 14:26:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-12-09 10:56:23 EST (#)
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the last hop on a trace route is what route mapping programs and your website link uses. you will always see public routers, but once you get into more private territory you will never see echos from routers you aren't supposed to know exist.
you are right, ISPs *do* want to keep information private. and they do a great job at it. all i'm saying is that once you reach your technical limitations and hit a wall, it's time to pull out some other tools of the trade. what i mean by that exactly, i will leave up to your imagination.
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Oh give me a hint, can properly configured ACLs snuff your method (if somebody sends you an email from work)?
People posting from home obviously have zero security towards deflecting probes like the ones you most likely use. On the other hand, if somebody sends you an email from work, the header will be more directly informative... it will have the company name, so very little research is needed.
win/win if I ever heard of one.
You rock
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-09 13:59:06 EST (#)
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Sage sucks mule!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-09 12:53:04 EST (#)
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I'm still waiting for my "mean friendship bracelet".....
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-09 12:38:39 EST (#)
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Ubersite is by far the strangest website I've ever stumbled upon.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-09 11:32:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-12-08 18:37:59 EST (#)
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PS. WOOOOO I FINALLY GET A TRIBUTE POST!!!!!!!
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Yeah, he thinks we are the same person.
I mean, we ARE the same person, but he can't prove that.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-12-09 10:56:23 EST (#)
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the last hop on a trace route is what route mapping programs and your website link uses. you will always see public routers, but once you get into more private territory you will never see echos from routers you aren't supposed to know exist.
you are right, ISPs *do* want to keep information private. and they do a great job at it. all i'm saying is that once you reach your technical limitations and hit a wall, it's time to pull out some other tools of the trade. what i mean by that exactly, i will leave up to your imagination.
Submitted by Plus2 (user info) at 2008-12-09 02:38:45 EST (#)
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WAIT you didn't say specific person, you just said specific area... are you using tracert and looking up the last router echo??
Submitted by Plus2 (user info) at 2008-12-09 02:35:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-12-09 00:39:17 EST (#)
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uhhh.... i'm talking about getting right down to a specific location. not a city's metro area, which encompasses millions of people in some cases. that tool will MAYBE tell you what city the person lives in. MAYBE being the key word here. if they live somewhere like the NYC, LA, Chicago area, you won't have much luck finding someone in an area that has millions of people.
nice try though. I'M HIDDEN101, BITCH!
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It's good enough for solving Blues Clues on Uber. Since there are only 21 active posters, I'll be damned if there are two users in the same city.
Interesting you can narrow down the specific person. I figured ISPs might want to keep that private.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-12-09 00:39:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Plus2 (user info) at 2008-12-09 00:13:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-12-08 21:10:26 EST (#)
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it's obvious that oathy has zero knowledge of the internets. i don't think he even understands what a subnet is.
the network bits will tell you which ISP the IP belongs to, but that's about as far as it goes for anyone that isn't a serious h4x0r like me. you can narrow down a location with the host bits and it's actually fairly easy to do within a few minutes.
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what is so 1337 about:
http://whatismyipaddress.com/staticpages/index.php/trace-email-source-IP-address
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uhhh.... i'm talking about getting right down to a specific location. not a city's metro area, which encompasses millions of people in some cases. that tool will MAYBE tell you what city the person lives in. MAYBE being the key word here. if they live somewhere like the NYC, LA, Chicago area, you won't have much luck finding someone in an area that has millions of people.
nice try though. I'M HIDDEN101, BITCH!
Submitted by Plus2 (user info) at 2008-12-09 00:13:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-12-08 21:10:26 EST (#)
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it's obvious that oathy has zero knowledge of the internets. i don't think he even understands what a subnet is.
the network bits will tell you which ISP the IP belongs to, but that's about as far as it goes for anyone that isn't a serious h4x0r like me. you can narrow down a location with the host bits and it's actually fairly easy to do within a few minutes.
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what is so 1337 about:
http://whatismyipaddress.com/staticpages/index.php/trace-email-source-IP-address
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-12-08 23:28:55 EST (#)
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If it's not coming from bretd9.at.gmail.com, it's not me. End of story.
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It's true! It's impossible to get a fake e-mail account under a false name. Ask me why at Sallywalker5.at.gmail.com!!!
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-12-08 23:12:05 EST (#)
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dementia
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-12-08 21:10:26 EST (#)
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it's obvious that oathy has zero knowledge of the internets. i don't think he even understands what a subnet is.
the network bits will tell you which ISP the IP belongs to, but that's about as far as it goes for anyone that isn't a serious h4x0r like me. you can narrow down a location with the host bits and it's actually fairly easy to do within a few minutes.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-12-08 21:04:09 EST (#)
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~ThornsApproved~
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-12-08 20:54:49 EST (#)
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Why would you even be concerned with someone's subnet? It would be like trying to find someone's home address based purely on what room in the house they're sitting in.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-12-08 20:48:16 EST (#)
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"And those of you who think it's even POSSIBLE to relegate an e-mail message from gmail/hotmail/yahoo to a certain IP address or subnet, you're wrong. That information isn't made public without a subpoena"
uhhhh.... you ever heard of a mail header, dumbass? contained within one, there's this handy little tag (among others) called the X-Originating-IP tag. guess what it tells you, brain trust? you can actually get quite a bit of information from a mail header, slick. and all emails have them. all of them. there are ways to spoof these sorts of things, but you're not even close to being smart enough to do it.
hahahahahaha
what a dipshit.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-12-08 20:00:39 EST (#)
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Who cares.
You're a fuckwit who has somehow managed to maintain my disinterest the whole time you've been here.
Congratulations. I'm easily amused and you failed.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-08 19:55:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-12-08 18:37:29 EST (#)
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Oathy's Stages of Dealing with E-People:
1. Threaten to crumple them ("I'LL CRUMPLE YOU!")
2. Threaten to use his mad hax0rz skillz find their personal information ("I'LL USE TCP/IP TO FIND YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE! AND THEN I'LL USE APPLETALK TO FIND YOUR PHONE NUMBER!! DO YOU KNOW WHO BUSTY LARUE IS?? I JUST FOUND HER NAME WHEN I GOOGLEWEBBED YOU!")
3. Transfer blame/feel sorry for self ("GAAAAH! YOU ARE ALL PARANOID FOR CALLING ME A PSYCHO! I AM JUST A NORMAL GUY! A NICE, NORMAL GUY!!!! I'LL CRUMPLE YOU ALL!")
4. Get banned ("HELLO. MUMBAI?? I'D LIKE ANOTHER $400 WORTH OF UBER ALTERS PLS!!!")
We seem to be on stage 3...
THIS COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE MORE ACCURATE...bauahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-08 19:53:39 EST (#)
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Of course, no one can ignore the fact that you are possibly Uber's biggest liar in history.
PS. Shut the fuck up.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-12-08 18:37:59 EST (#)
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PS. WOOOOO I FINALLY GET A TRIBUTE POST!!!!!!!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-12-08 18:37:29 EST (#)
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Oathy's Stages of Dealing with E-People:
1. Threaten to crumple them ("I'LL CRUMPLE YOU!")
2. Threaten to use his mad hax0rz skillz find their personal information ("I'LL USE TCP/IP TO FIND YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE! AND THEN I'LL USE APPLETALK TO FIND YOUR PHONE NUMBER!! DO YOU KNOW WHO BUSTY LARUE IS?? I JUST FOUND HER NAME WHEN I GOOGLEWEBBED YOU!")
3. Transfer blame/feel sorry for self ("GAAAAH! YOU ARE ALL PARANOID FOR CALLING ME A PSYCHO! I AM JUST A NORMAL GUY! A NICE, NORMAL GUY!!!! I'LL CRUMPLE YOU ALL!")
4. Get banned ("HELLO. MUMBAI?? I'D LIKE ANOTHER $400 WORTH OF UBER ALTERS PLS!!!")
We seem to be on stage 3...
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-12-08 18:17:54 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-08 16:49:31 EST (#)
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BRlNG IT, BEEB!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-12-08 16:20:41 EST (#)
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Posts like this make me not miss this place at all.
This site neds more FUSION.
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-08 15:09:25 EST (#)
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Go stalk someone you ginger freak. At least that would be moderately entertaining.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-12-08 13:55:33 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-08 13:33:04 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-08 12:10:39 EST (#)
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I'm feeling let down.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-08 12:08:54 EST (#)
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HAHAHA... tammysmith???
WTF, Oathy?
Submitted by BigBuffty (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:58:59 EST (#)
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great post
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:58:26 EST (#)
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Found the pic, you fit the bill.
remember....
THIS IS UBEEEEEEEEEERRRRSITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (You must stand up and scream this for full effect)
(bonus points for kicking someone down a bottomless pit)
PS: I know dick about IP's or tracing or anything like that
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:58:08 EST (#)
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we need more quality losers. also :
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:32:33 EST (#)
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Speaking of friendship bracelets, when can I be expecting mine? :)
Yep. That was on my mind since i've seen those incredible masterpieces.
I'm gonna wash my mouth now.
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:55:21 EST (#)
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Quit smoking-- going on 4th week now, cold turkey. VERY surprised at how well that translates to better results in da gym.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:54:07 EST (#)
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Whatever you say Beano. Off you go now.
As you would say
lol :o)
Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:51:50 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:51:34 EST (#)
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flexeril makes you have fucked up dreams.
the other night i dreamt that oathy and i were riding together in a John Deere combine. we were arguing about the proper way to harvest whatever crop was in the ground that we were trying to collect. finally he got so mad that he refused to speak anymore, crossed his arms, and held his breath until he turned blue and passed out.
wtf?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:49:34 EST (#)
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ganging up? ahahahahahahaha
What have we done that's so bad? Call you a few names? Poor baby.
Submitted by Biteme (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:47:37 EST (#)
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Home time!
see ya kids.
Banjo, ,have fun. I'm sure everyone thinks you're real cool and fun when you gang up with Red. It's not at all like playground behaviour.
See you tomorrow.
Love and Kisses.
Xx
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:46:30 EST (#)
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sad desperate little nob jockey below.
Submitted by Biteme (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:46:29 EST (#)
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Red, doesn't you arse hurt with Banjo up it all of the time? I mean, she is faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:46:06 EST (#)
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37,000
Submitted by Biteme (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:45:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:45:05 EST (#)
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fuck off and die beano.
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:44:54 EST (#)
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Give it up Beano. You look like a sad desperate man clutching at the belief that if you bitch enough people will believe you're not a mentalist stalker.
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erm.... yeah, Righto Red.
Like, whatever YOU say man!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:45:05 EST (#)
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fuck off and die beano.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:44:54 EST (#)
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Give it up Beano. You look like a sad desperate man clutching at the belief that if you bitch enough people will believe you're not a mentalist stalker.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:44:28 EST (#)
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This place is getting to be like a soap opera, sans attractive people and sex. Yikes.
Submitted by Biteme (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:43:52 EST (#)
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What is me?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:42:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-08 16:32:26 GMT (#)
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i think its beano
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And what red said.
Submitted by Biteme (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:42:28 EST (#)
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hahahaha.
Is Jake STILL on my arse??
Get off man.
Do something else
GO OUTSIDE for fucks sake!
Your homosexuality is showing.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:34:44 EST (#)
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We may not like each other - but you will note I've not posted your, or anyone else's name anywhere - or threatened to do so.
I'm about 90% certain it was that pathetic cunt Beano who thinks he's a rebel.
It's just a website people. This mental shit makes you look like a complete nutcase.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:32:33 EST (#)
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Speaking of friendship bracelets, when can I be expecting mine? :)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:32:26 EST (#)
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i think its beano