Attention Chemistry Experts(Including Junior Chemists) (954 hits)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (View user info) at 2008-12-08 16:57:19 EST
OK. How many Carbon atoms are in ten pounds of sugar?
C 12 H 22 O 11
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-08-06 00:18:29 EDT (#)
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I clicked this link because I caught a whiff of about 5 gaping dripping vaginas.
I must say, I was disappointed in what kinds of vaginas I smelled.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-08-05 20:41:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-05 17:38:29 EDT (#)
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Damn almost forgot this one too
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-10 01:49:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-09 21:59:55 EST (#)
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It has come to my attention that you are mentally retarded and physically handicapped and are not responsible for your words or actions. I most humbly apologize for ever arguing with you and mocking you as if you were a normal human being.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-12-10 01:24:49 EST (#)
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WTF, I think you're looking for this: www.answers.yahoo.com
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-09 22:07:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-09 21:59:55 EST (#)
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It has come to my attention that you are mentally retarded and physically handicapped and are not responsible for your words or actions. I most humbly apologize for ever arguing with you and mocking you as if you were a normal human being.
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I appreciate the intent of your message, kind sir. However, considering your past leavings and your lack of brainpower, I must respond with a hearty "fuck you, asshole."
No malice intended. . . .
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-09 21:59:55 EST (#)
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It has come to my attention that you are mentally retarded and physically handicapped and are not responsible for your words or actions. I most humbly apologize for ever arguing with you and mocking you as if you were a normal human being.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-09 21:44:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-12-09 20:56:48 EST (#)
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Why? Are you thinking of making yourself some breakfast, fatass?
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Fuck you, sphagboy.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-12-09 20:56:48 EST (#)
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Why? Are you thinking of making yourself some breakfast, fatass?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-09 18:30:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-09 18:14:24 EST (#)
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Bubba, don't worry! I forgive you! And I truly hope you DO live a very, very long life, in excess of 95 years! :)
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Sage, whoever the fuck you really are, you are kind, I thank you.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-09 18:14:24 EST (#)
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Bubba, don't worry! I forgive you! And I truly hope you DO live a very, very long life, in excess of 95 years! :)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-09 17:53:58 EST (#)
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profuselely.
Holy shit. I am actually sober now. I must suck!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-09 17:33:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-09 12:25:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-08 20:38:33 EST (#)
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Long A, you stupid CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesus, you are dumber than doodles, amd that means a LOT!!!!
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Potay-to, potah-to, bitch. Stop being such a BITTER geriatric asshole. Why not be happy in your old age? Bitterness gets you nowhere in life, and neither does being harsh and critical to people for no reason. Shit dude, your life's almost over. You may as well spend it being happy and kind to people, for fuck's sake.
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You are correct, madam. I was seriously intoxicated when I wrote that, and I apologize most profuselely. Sorry. :(
Three generations of my family lived to be in excess of 95 years old, so perhaps my life in not QUITE over....
:D
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-09 15:29:48 EST (#)
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Awww, you were? I had no idea. I thought you were just being hung over or something. :( Hope you're feeling better!!
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-09 14:47:20 EST (#)
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Drunky McDrunkerson?
I was sick, you gash!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-09 14:32:00 EST (#)
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Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down old with all the characters of age? Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? And will you yet call yourself young?
-Excerpted from: Henry IV, part 2
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Taken from the Shakespearean Insult of the Day on my iGoogle.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-09 12:39:52 EST (#)
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Drunky McDrunkerson, below. ;)
*sigh*
Back to CPE for me.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-09 12:38:30 EST (#)
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I was out yesterday but I see that the answer has already been tended to.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-09 12:25:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-08 20:38:33 EST (#)
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Long A, you stupid CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesus, you are dumber than doodles, amd that means a LOT!!!!
**************
Potay-to, potah-to, bitch. Stop being such a BITTER geriatric asshole. Why not be happy in your old age? Bitterness gets you nowhere in life, and neither does being harsh and critical to people for no reason. Shit dude, your life's almost over. You may as well spend it being happy and kind to people, for fuck's sake.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-12-09 11:24:28 EST (#)
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Leonard in a sea of divine.
You naughty man.
Submitted by Comfortably_Numb (user info) at 2008-12-09 07:55:48 EST (#)
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I forgot to convert from lbmols to gmmols to use 6.02E23
Atoms of Carbon = 0.01231*6.02E23*453.6 = 3.36E24 atoms of C
Submitted by Comfortably_Numb (user info) at 2008-12-09 07:55:23 EST (#)
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I forgot to convert from lbmols to gmmols to use 6.02E23
Atoms of Carbon = 0.01231*6.02E23*453.6 = 3.36E24 atoms of C
Submitted by Comfortably_Numb (user info) at 2008-12-09 07:46:09 EST (#)
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Find mw sugar = 12*12 + 22*1 + 11*16 = 342 lbs/lb mol
10 lbs / 342 lbs/lbmol of sugar = 0.02924 lb mols sugar
Multiply by fraction of carbon atoms (144/342)*0.02924 = 0.01231 lb mols C
Atoms of C = 0.01231 x 6.02 x 10^23 = 7.41 x 10^21 atoms of C
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-12-09 01:47:15 EST (#)
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chemistry is kinda lame.
Submitted by Jorge_Burrito (user info) at 2008-12-09 00:26:55 EST (#)
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If you really need to cheat on your homework I don't think Uber is the best place to do it.
Submitted by Plus2 (user info) at 2008-12-09 00:00:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:06:15 EST (#)
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10lb x 453.6g/lb x 6.02e23 molecules/mol x 342g/mol =
7.984E24 molecules of sugar
*12 for your carbon =
9.58E25 molecules of carbon per 10lbs of sugar
it's been a while since entry chem, but I think that's right
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I think 10lb * 453.6g/lb * 1mol/342g * 6.02e23 molec/1mol is correct. the units cancel to leave molecules. You put 342g on the numerator, which was incorrect
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-08 21:30:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-12-08 20:43:28 EST (#)
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I'm pretty sure this question was on my Chemistry final a few years ago.
Actually, I think it was cake.
"How many moles of Carbon12 are in 100grams of chocolate cake" recipe follows, etc.
I nearly burned down the Chem building that year, so I'll just walk away from this one
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Cool. Walk away, you stupid tw
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-12-08 20:43:28 EST (#)
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I'm pretty sure this question was on my Chemistry final a few years ago.
Actually, I think it was cake.
"How many moles of Carbon12 are in 100grams of chocolate cake" recipe follows, etc.
I nearly burned down the Chem building that year, so I'll just walk away from this one.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-08 20:38:33 EST (#)
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Long A, you stupid CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesus, you are dumber than doodles, amd that means a LOT!!!!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-08 20:13:10 EST (#)
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Wow, stop being so patronizing.
BTW: I'm taking a poll. Do you pronounce patronizing with a long a, the same way you may pronounce the word "patriot", or do you pronounce it with the shorter a, the same way you'd pronounce "Patrick"?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-08 19:52:39 EST (#)
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2???
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-12-08 19:22:31 EST (#)
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it repulses me to think people like your family exist.
grosses me out.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-08 19:20:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-12-08 19:10:52 EST (#)
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stfu retard
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Fuck off, Oil Baron....
HAH!!!! Lying asshole.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-08 19:19:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-08 18:51:03 EST (#)
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Thanks Snark... yer rather fabulous your own self. AND THIS REMINDS ME THAT WE ARE LONG OVER-DUE FOR BEVERAGES.
I am emailing you now.
Am I really acting 'tough', Jack?
Do ya really think so? Interesting.
I bet the unsolicited praise of your sycophantic little e-buddy here has given that old coot his first non-viagra induced boner in years.
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Robbie, I've never tried Viagra, but I thank one and all for any and all induced boners!!!!
Rob, I don't think that in real life you are a wasteoid. I rather imagine you are as cool a personality as you are an artist. See my point, dude? Teh internet is not real. Well, with the exception of posting art or fiction. Your art is awesome, so stop giving me a ration of shit.
Why not just try to get along with the elderly? I'm reallty not such a bad guy (you fucking jerk), am I?
heh.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-12-08 19:10:52 EST (#)
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stfu retard
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-08 18:51:03 EST (#)
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Thanks Snark... yer rather fabulous your own self. AND THIS REMINDS ME THAT WE ARE LONG OVER-DUE FOR BEVERAGES.
I am emailing you now.
Am I really acting 'tough', Jack?
Do ya really think so? Interesting.
I bet the unsolicited praise of your sycophantic little e-buddy here has given that old coot his first non-viagra induced boner in years.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-08 18:34:03 EST (#)
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Seriously though.
Speaking from personal experience. Rob is a great guy in real life.
I know he doesn't need me to defend him or anything. Just thought I'd throw that out there.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-12-08 18:15:02 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHA!
Seeing rob berg act tough is like watching a lost Herve Villechaize porn loop. It's a horrible mismatch of individual and action but somehow you can't look away.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:57:00 EST (#)
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Shut up, wildass.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:42:08 EST (#)
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The fact that you broke out your billrhine alter in order to save this turd is exactly why.....
nevermind, it's-just-not-worth-it
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:36:00 EST (#)
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sixty two
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:33:14 EST (#)
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Why do we fight when there are so many hugs without homes?
Please give a hug a home.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:28:52 EST (#)
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http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=How+many+Carbon+atoms+are+in+ten+pounds+of+sugar%3F+
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:27:13 EST (#)
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well ive had Rob and Method, i was kinda hoping for some ramen noodles
BTW i failed chemistry
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:24:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:21:03 EST (#)
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what do i win?
it was a pretty accurate answer
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You, along with STIX, win my undying gratitude and a handjob from Rob Berg. Also, a blowjob from Method and a pile of shit from the mouth of no1hasdis.
Enjoy!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:21:03 EST (#)
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what do i win?
it was a pretty accurate answer
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:20:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:19:08 EST (#)
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i would imagine there are lots
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Fuckin' A. A shitload.
:D
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:19:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:12:24 EST (#)
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You are everything that is wrong with the internet
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:19:08 EST (#)
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i would imagine there are lots
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:16:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:12:24 EST (#)
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You are everything that is wrong with the internet
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Why? Because I asked a question? Fuck you.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:14:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:06:15 EST (#)
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10lb x 453.6g/lb x 6.02e23 molecules/mol x 342g/mol =
7.984E24 molecules of sugar
*12 for your carbon =
9.58E25 molecules of carbon per 10lbs of sugar
it's been a while since entry chem, but I think that's right
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How did you do that? My chemistry days were a long time ago, and I couldn't remember.
THANKS!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:12:24 EST (#)
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You are everything that is wrong with the internet
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:11:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:10:46 EST (#)
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You are beyond pity.
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Pity my asshole, moron.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:10:46 EST (#)
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You are beyond pity.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:06:38 EST (#)
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bah.
I have lots to do today - and pissing on creepy old men isn't high on the list.
I'm pretty sure I won't be missing much.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:06:18 EST (#)
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Look it up in yer fuckin' wagnalls, dipshit.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:06:15 EST (#)
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10lb x 453.6g/lb x 6.02e23 molecules/mol x 342g/mol =
7.984E24 molecules of sugar
*12 for your carbon =
9.58E25 molecules of carbon per 10lbs of sugar
it's been a while since entry chem, but I think that's right
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:05:06 EST (#)
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Unilke?
PRETTY SMART FUCKO.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:04:31 EST (#)
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Of course it is TammySmith.
Can't you tell by how frothy I'm getting?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:04:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:01:57 EST (#)
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Believe what you want to believe you sad pathetic fuck.
You think there is a big separation between how god damn creepy, boring and annoying you appear to be online than off?
You silly, simple idiot.
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You forgot the third "S," dude. It stands for Smart. Unilke you.
Submitted by tammysmith (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:03:39 EST (#)
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To rob_berg, Ubersite is very, very serious indeed.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:01:57 EST (#)
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Believe what you want to believe you sad pathetic fuck.
You think there is a big separation between how god damn creepy, boring and annoying you appear to be online than off?
You silly, simple idiot.
Submitted by tammysmith (user info) at 2008-12-08 16:58:55 EST (#)
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12 x (# of sugar molecules in a pound) x 10.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-08 16:58:25 EST (#)
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minus two.