How many active Uber users are left? (845 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: -0.8 on 47 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by This fucking guy... (View user info) at 2008-12-08 17:29:44 EST
I'd say about twenty, maybe less.
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Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2008-12-11 12:09:11 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-11 10:28:08 EST (#)
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not enough to make it worth hanging out here
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-12-11 08:08:32 EST (#)
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Who asked you, Dickboy?
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-12-10 09:28:52 EST (#)
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I like how almost all of us rate almost every post. There can't be many of us on here, but we're all on real regular.
It's like we're the global subculture of procrastinating slackers with things to do but no motivation to do them.
It sometimes freaks me out how I'd rather sit looking at Uber than sit looking at figures (work) - most days the figures would be more interesting.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-12-09 17:36:13 EST (#)
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Mama told me not to associate with guys like you
Submitted by ILLBILL (user info) at 2008-12-09 17:23:59 EST (#)
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apparently Beano is active.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-12-09 12:52:47 EST (#)
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I post every once in a while, but I'm mainly here to read and take out my customer/student rage on your posts.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-12-09 12:25:16 EST (#)
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i'm not really here.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-09 12:22:20 EST (#)
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Post needs more rape.
You get points only 'cause I think this may be one of Sico's estranged personalities.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-09 11:51:46 EST (#)
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Whoops! Wrong 2 :(
I don't know who you are but I like your alter name.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-09 11:51:06 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2008-12-09 11:04:10 EST (#)
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If I was to respond here, I'd be second on that list by user id.
Oops, just did...
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-12-09 11:00:59 EST (#)
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Fuck off and die
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2008-12-09 09:49:04 EST (#)
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I frequent Uber, but I am very inactive in my day to day life.
I built a Dorito despensing machine so I wouldn't have to keep reaching for the bag.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-09 07:46:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-12-08 19:12:40 EST (#)
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About 400 of them are probably Bret Dianichs.
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His middle name is Dallas.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-12-09 06:41:24 EST (#)
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I'm active. I ran 2 miles on the treadmill today.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-12-09 04:09:16 EST (#)
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I can't remember if I already gave this a -2 and I'm not inspired to bother looking
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-12-09 03:45:35 EST (#)
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If I say 0, will you fuck off and leave?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-09 03:17:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-12-09 01:26:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-12-09 01:26:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-09 01:09:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:32:02 EST (#)
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That many? I assumed that all that was left was me, you and Kaos King's various mental derangment personalities all talking to one another without realising.
Oh...and Bubba...
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**sob**
Submitted by Plus2 (user info) at 2008-12-09 00:20:52 EST (#)
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Active, but I think a lot of people lurk
Look how many views this page has vs. how many replies...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-12-09 00:08:31 EST (#)
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I'm right
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2008-12-09 00:04:17 EST (#)
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What ever happened to Kristen and her evil Queen side kick from Lousiana?
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-12-08 21:01:37 EST (#)
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oh my god just shut the fuck up. No one cares who shows up. Specifically, no one cares if you show up. On that giant list, most of the ones with little or nothing to say probably don't interact because 90% of the interaction is between the same 12 inbred idiots.
Wading through your incessant infantile bullshit is like throwing up. It sucks but you feel better when it's over.
Given half a chance, I'd replace MOST of the recent regulars with almost ANYONE else from that list. However, guess who still doesn't give a shit?
Correct. Me. And everyone.
To reiterate: "just shut the fuck up. no one cares."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-08 19:43:56 EST (#)
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I think there are -2.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-08 19:39:12 EST (#)
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about 2,000 brets
1,200 simons
and then about 200 of the rest of us
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-12-08 19:12:40 EST (#)
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About 400 of them are probably Bret Dianichs.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-12-08 19:01:47 EST (#)
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You'd be way wrong, Mr Nobody.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-08 18:35:31 EST (#)
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And you'd very likely say it almost intelligibly and with rather a significant quantity of projectile drooling.
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2008-12-08 18:08:56 EST (#)
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I'm active in the sense that I still have an 'Ubersite' tab on my bookmark bar.
And still chuckle at a few posts, you goofy bastards.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:52:14 EST (#)
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ask this guy
http://www.linkswarm.com/viewlink-46252.html
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:50:25 EST (#)
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No, it always stays around a little less than 200.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:46:37 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/users.cgi?sort=age&days=M30
Everyone who has posted in the last month. Surprisingly long list.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:46:16 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/test2.html helps a bit
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:40:33 EST (#)
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i'm here
can I go home now?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:39:03 EST (#)
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21, baby!
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:36:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:32:09 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/users.cgi?sort=age&days=A7
glad to be of help
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Interesting. Is there any way to tell how many of these people are interacting with the site, ie posting and writing reviews? I doubt very much that most of those 100+ users have done much.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:35:45 EST (#)
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Is there a way to filter by registration date?
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:34:25 EST (#)
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Damn. Too late.
What Doodles said.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:33:18 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/users.cgi
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:33:16 EST (#)
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How many of these people are Oathy? Id say at a guess at least a third.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:32:09 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/users.cgi?sort=age&days=A7
glad to be of help
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:32:02 EST (#)
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That many? I assumed that all that was left was me, you and Kaos King's various mental derangment personalities all talking to one another without realising.
Oh...and Bubba...
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:31:41 EST (#)
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O RLY?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:31:27 EST (#)
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maybe more, a good 30 I would say
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:30:28 EST (#)
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Twenty fucking three.