10 Things You Should Know............................................About Me (560 hits)
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Submitted by Majul Cartoons (View user info) at 2008-12-09 05:42:58 EST
I feel we're at that stage of our relationship where I can admit to making fun of disabled people and you no longer think its rape when I play with you while you're sleeping. So here's a list of things you should know annoy me...
McDonald's advertising - Those crappy burgers make you hungry or shit. I eat them because I'd go through a drive-through rather then shower, not because "I'm lovin' it".
Too many big Macs could give me a stroke, so either put Kirstie Alley on McDonald wrappers or leave cigarettes alone.
Stop teaching Shakespeare at schools - 'To sleep, perchance to dream- ay, there's the rub.' is not a sentence, if you need to include an English translation, it's not English.
If we keep the post office, we should also keep typewriters, homing pigeons and Joan Collins.
Oprah has to stop making weird grunts. In 2006 she donated $58 million of her $260 million salary. Her net worth is more then $1.3 billion, either give away a billion or donate anonymously. Also, Dr Oz has to stop wearing scrubs.
Piracy - Don't charge $30 for a CD I can download for free.
You can't be president if you're a Nazi. If church still matters after Vatican sex orgies, torture, rape and murder of millions, why don't the Nazis? At least Hitler didn't think people rode dinosaurs.
The cause of global warming - Babies, they're not cute, they're redneck larva spawn morphing into petrol station attendants. Sterilizing humanity will stop global warming.
Adam Sandler - He's happy the way he is, something changes in his life, he meets a woman, a problem occurs, he meets Rob Schneider, it all works out, he grosses $100 million.
M. Night Shyamalan must promise "The Happenings" was his last movie with a twist.
Watch my cartoon here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jamkN3aydpA
***PLEASE NOTE -- This has been designed as a full 20min episode and NOT as an amusing 2 minute Internet antidote. Watching only for 2 minutes will cause serious brain hemorrhaging, recurring hallucinations of Miley Cyrus and possible impotence. Also, please ensure you are heavily intoxicated or paralyzed by some sort of fish tranquilizer. You will NOT waste your time. Please enjoy...
Go read some of my other posts.... if you still don't think im an idiot..... if you do think im an idiot - go fuck yourself.
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=397296619
User Reviews
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-09-14 07:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK this was painful, what the fuck is wrong with you
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-12-17 17:43:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe if you run out of rehashed Oedipal jokes you'll finally go the fuck away.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-12-12 07:54:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I really thought this was going to "I'm a faggot" ten times over.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-12-11 21:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
give it a rest Locksley
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-11 07:31:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-12-11 06:06:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Telling you to fuck off always brings joy to my heart.
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Thanks..., its like I want to imagine you getting fucked by your dad while your mum tightly grips your balls in her fist and sniffs. I hope you die of some type of terminal cancer.
Moron
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-12-11 06:06:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Telling you to fuck off always brings joy to my heart.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-10 02:21:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Its good to know someone hates me enough to spend their hard earned money on uberboard.
I can now safely claim to vicariously made money for Ubersite
Thank you
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-09 21:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-09 05:45:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I know enough to reach for the -2 button whenever you post.
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Reach for a gun, or borrow one from a Yankee friend, either way kill yourself
Moron
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Submitted by BigBuffty (user info) at 2008-12-09 06:22:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you fantasize about being raped by black men don't you?
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I don't know where you get that from, but go join the world homeless Olympics (they're real), suck cock for crack.
You Fail.
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Submitted by DTII (user info) at 2008-12-09 07:22:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Much as you log in to waste time and bandwidth, I log in to -2 you.
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log out. Kill yourself
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-09 07:38:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should have stayed gone.
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For you, picture of a ginormous fat man with stained pants
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-12-09 08:13:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what this list should be
1. I'm a douche
2. I'm a douche
3. I'm a douche
4. I'm a douche
5. I'm a douche
6. I'm a douche
7. I'm a douche
8. I'm a douche
9. I'm a douche
10. I'm a douche
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No
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-12-09 09:49:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey majul travel south to sydney and ill punch you in the fucking face you faggot, i dont care how much internet "martial arts training" youve had, you cockhead, i'll be drunker than you and on that basis i'll win.
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I'm in Bkk, so it would have to be a long trip south... "martial arts training"? And, yes, you would be drunker then me as i've been sober for a week... after the withdrawals, its not that bad.
I hate you the least cause you're from Australia and i miss it.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-09 11:38:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-09 11:06:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sandmantate thinks very strongly that you should have stayed gone
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Uber was broke this morning. I do feel strongly on the subject, though.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-09 11:06:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sandmantate thinks very strongly that you should have stayed gone
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-12-09 09:49:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey majul travel south to sydney and ill punch you in the fucking face you faggot, i dont care how much internet "martial arts training" youve had, you cockhead, i'll be drunker than you and on that basis i'll win.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-12-09 08:13:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what this list should be
1. I'm a douche
2. I'm a douche
3. I'm a douche
4. I'm a douche
5. I'm a douche
6. I'm a douche
7. I'm a douche
8. I'm a douche
9. I'm a douche
10. I'm a douche
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-12-09 08:03:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just a zero. I understand you were going for random "out there" humor but it fell flat.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-09 07:45:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ironic comment below
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2008-12-09 07:43:36 EST (#)
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YOU and your insipid wibblings have the audacity to comment on Shakespere's English?!
I.....I have no words! You genuinely astound me!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-09 07:38:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should have stayed gone.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-09 07:38:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should have stayed gone.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-09 07:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should have stayed gone.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-09 07:38:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should have stayed gone.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-09 07:37:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should have stayed gone.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-09 07:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should have stayed gone.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-09 07:36:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should have stayed gone.
Submitted by DTII (user info) at 2008-12-09 07:22:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Much as you log in to waste time and bandwidth, I log in to -2 you.
Submitted by BigBuffty (user info) at 2008-12-09 06:22:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you fantasize about being raped by black men don't you?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-09 05:55:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
+4 for the Mcdonalds stuff.
-16 for everything else.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-09 05:45:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I know enough to reach for the -2 button whenever you post.