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The Reptilians are amongst us (362 hits)

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Submitted by locksly (View user info) at 2008-12-09 06:06:36 EST


I have been in touch with ETS via email. Turns out 9/11 was just the tip of ice berg.

Its not a simple bush/oil conspiracy at all. Its the Amphibians. Yes, the fucking amphibians.

The amphibians infiltrated Earth thousands of years ago. There is evidence that they have been here longer than man, and an Amphibian hybrid is actually the missing link between Ape and Man. Charles Darwin noted this but his writings on the Amphibian Hybrid were destroyed by the illuminati. http://www.crank.net/amphibians.html

Amphibian hybrids are around to this day. Do you have Rh negative blood? then you are a direct descendant of the original hybrids. The amphibians currently live underground in US military bases all over the world. Ever wondered how during WW2 we became so advanced technologically? Its because we signed a 10 year treaty with the Amphibians, letting them kidnap and probe humanoids with Rh negative blood in return for advanced technology. Unfortunately some other amphibians from a different galaxy also made a pact with Hitler.

Every decade since the 1930's we have signed pacts and treaties with the Amphibians but the US government and NSA never realised that they were being hoodwinked, and the Amphibians are planning to take over the world in (you guessed it) 2012. They will enslave all humans at the end of 2012. And not the good type of slave either.

They are also going to implant RFID chips in all of us by that time.
PROOF: http://conspiracyplanet.com/channel.cfm?ChannelID=74

They are also capable of shape shifting, don't believe me? Here is proof that George Bush sr is not only a Amphibian sympathiser but allows them to use his form
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwKcjRD1DNE

The above video will shock you.

I know this is really hard to take in guys but we must all band together to come up with a solution.

Were you aware the recent collapse of the sub prime market and subseqent stock market crash is also because of the Amphibians? The Illuminati, MOSSAD, the NSA, the KGB (don't kid yourself, they are still around) MI5 and MI6, the CIA and burger king all have Amphibians in the highest forms of office. They control the drug trade and world finance.
PROOF: http://www.jamescasbolt.com/articles/mi6.html

I learnt all this by simly visiting a few websites. Everything is 100% backed up by fact.

www.conspiracyplanet.com is a great place to start for more info

For the really full on stuff, check out the website of a former high ranking MI5 and MI6 secret agent, so secret in fact he cannot prove he was ever an agent at all. He worked some serious black ops stuff that was subsequently erased from his memory. He is the target of the best hiten in the world but somehow manages to run a website to share his stories of brainwashing, false flag operations, remote mind control, and assassinations that he performed.

www.jamescasbolt.com


EVERY cosnipracy theory ends with the pesky amphibians. Princess Di? she fell out with the Royals (who are amphibians) and got into a car accident. The amphibians wanted to blame it on Islam and also they had bad blood with Harrods when trying to return a deep fryer with no receipt.
PROOF: http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P2-8976488.html


I have more info coming. I hope I can post it in time as many pioneers before me have perished in mysterious circumstances after posting such truths. If you don't believe me it's because you were programmed to ridicule anyone acknowledging the truth about Amphibians. You must try to break your coding and believe.

We must lobby the government to make a pact with nice aliens who can help us fight the amphibian overlords.
http://media.www.gsusignal.com/media/storage/paper924/news/2007/01/30/Perspectives/Sources.Say.Obama.Is.An.Alien.Overlord.From.Outer.Space-2692461.shtml


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Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2008-12-11 12:08:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by KirillovianShitStain (user info) at 2008-12-09 16:46:32 EST (#)
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Haha. I get it. George Bush and his daughter are damn dirty frogs. This is really funny. Haha. I hate frogs and stuff.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-09 11:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

oh stop it, you

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-12-09 11:02:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

+2!

because we all tend to change our mind.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-09 10:57:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Nope, not again, either.


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