Uber: Write something worth plagerizing... (304 hits)
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Submitted by StereoTypist (View user info) at 2008-12-10 17:05:15 EST
With Winter Break looking busier than ever I'm afraid that I, once again, will have to steal from the wonderful minds here at Uber. But, since I am way to busy and important (aka lazy) to scrounge through all the posts (most of which have been real shit lately) I figured I would just come right out and ask you to do my homework.
Here's the topic: Children: Shut the fuck up and let me raise them the way I want
Okay, that's not the ACTUAL topic I was given but it's close enough.
Discuss. Write. Make it entertaining. I'll share my A.
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-11 04:16:38 EST (#)
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ooooo
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-10 17:38:18 EST (#)
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fuck off alter
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-10 17:23:53 EST (#)
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Jeanneee - I think "I don't have kids so don't expect me to understand why it's OK that your kids are assholes" would read well on a t-shirt. Want one?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-10 17:16:24 EST (#)
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Are you all out of pictures of your large, tremendous fake tits?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-10 17:15:44 EST (#)
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fuck you people make it hard on me
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-10 17:13:40 EST (#)
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No welfare grades for you. Earn your A or fail on your own.
Although I must admit that when I Googled a line from one of my posts and found it in several other sites without credit given, I was mildly annoyed and yet somewhat smug.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-10 17:11:31 EST (#)
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It's like I told my co-worker who was bitching about people telling her she shouldn't make her teenage daughter babysit her little brother: People are going to have opinions. Everyone has the right to an opinion. However, they're your kids, and it's on you to raise them as you see fit. You can't worry about the opinions of others, and you have to learn how to tune it out/let it roll off your back.
Feel free to use any or all of that profound wisdom in your assignment. You're welcome.
PS - My co-worker's response to me was "I'm not listening to you, you don't have any kids so you don't know what you're talking about." I guess I failed to tell her what she wanted to hear. My bad.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-10 17:11:23 EST (#)
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Any "A" you get will stand for asshole.
Plagiarizing, you stupid fuck.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-10 17:10:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2008-12-10 17:07:38 EST (#)
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You shouldn't raise your kids. You should slaughter them.
We shouldn't have to deal with your offspring.