Soft And Floppy (780 hits)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (View user info) at 2008-12-11 14:37:45 EST
I'm soft and floppy,
But not by my choice
I want to be firm
For the young girls and boys
They lick me and kiss me
Right down to my crotch
But never where
Their mothers can watch.
I make them all happy
The best that I can
Everyone knows me
My name's Raggedy Ann.
:D
User Reviews
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-05 17:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-12-13 00:33:54 EST (#)
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lol
resident retard's alter below
poor bubba
Submitted by Offspring (user info) at 2008-12-12 12:54:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehe
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-12 07:57:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very clever, good word play, but the gap was entirely unnecessary in my opinion. Still, +2.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-11 22:11:48 EST (#)
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Oh dear.
I'm sure elctro won't be happy about this.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2008-12-11 19:22:32 EST (#)
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This was sorta funny, but I think it doesn't really work unless it's a commonly known practice for children to lick their Raggedy Ann dolls. In the crotch, no less.
You might have accomplished the same thing by being an ice cream cone, 'the more they lick me, the softer I get' type deal, etc. etc.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-11 19:05:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-11 17:34:01 EST (#)
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Wildman, every time you post a pile of shit the intelligent people here snicker. Those who can read know where the pedo bullshit came from, and they know it is a twisted version of the truth. Why must you continue to act the fool? I used to think you were a tad smarter than Doodles, Method, and Apollo, but now I'm not so sure.
You KNOW that what you say is bullshit, and so do the bright pwople here. You and the Uber intelligentsia (oxymoron) are at odds. . .
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Falafel, are you relly so stupid?
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-12-11 18:56:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-12-11 18:16:52 EST (#)
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You know what the dumbest part about you is, bubba?
Your brain. Your brain is fucking dumb.
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Hahaha, shit, this made me laugh like an idiot for some reason.
I'm not sure if you got the memo but pedophilia is a social taboo, even on the internet.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-11 18:35:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2008-12-11 18:34:17 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-12-11 18:16:52 EST (#)
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You know what the dumbest part about you is, bubba?
Your brain. Your brain is fucking dumb.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-12-11 18:15:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off loser
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-11 18:05:05 EST (#)
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OK, fuckhead, have it your way. Everyone else sees that you are a dipshit.
Fuck you.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-12-11 17:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Boy and Bubba are walking together at night in the woods..
And the little boy looks up at Bubba and says "I... I'm scared.."
Bubba looks at the boy and says "Think you're scared?! I have to walk outta here alone."
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-11 17:37:33 EST (#)
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And yes, there are bright pwople here, in addition to the people. . .
:(
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-11 17:34:01 EST (#)
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Wildman, every time you post a pile of shit the intelligent people here snicker. Those who can read know where the pedo bullshit came from, and they know it is a twisted version of the truth. Why must you continue to act the fool? I used to think you were a tad smarter than Doodles, Method, and Apollo, but now I'm not so sure.
You KNOW that what you say is bullshit, and so do the bright pwople here. You and the Uber intelligentsia (oxymoron) are at odds. . .
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-12-11 17:25:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-11 16:37:55 EST (#)
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My stuff isn't junk like yours, asshole. Mine is QUALITY stuff.
^^^^^
I guess if I had a couple of 6yr old fluffers, I would possess the same type of "quality" as you claim.
Eye's of the beholder?, much?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-11 16:37:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-12-11 16:30:02 EST (#)
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You named your junk Raggedy Ann?
How nice and kid-friendly.
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My stuff isn't junk like yours, asshole. Mine is QUALITY stuff.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-12-11 16:30:02 EST (#)
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You named your junk Raggedy Ann?
How nice and kid-friendly.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-11 16:15:54 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-11 16:14:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shenanananawhoop!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-11 15:54:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-11 15:43:03 EST (#)
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http://www.shibumi.org/eoti.htm
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Sha-doobie.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-11 15:43:03 EST (#)
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http://www.shibumi.org/eoti.htm
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-11 15:30:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-11 15:24:59 EST (#)
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i agree with scourge
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All things considered, I'm probably a lot more 'even' than most here. . .
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-11 15:29:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-12-11 15:23:26 EST (#)
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as I would not like to be the kind of chap that picks on genuine, certified retards I will +2 this.
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Thanks. I'll send you a copy of my Retards 'R Us membership card.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-12-11 15:27:20 EST (#)
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Oh who cares what the philistines say. Get your THUPA on!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-11 15:24:59 EST (#)
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i agree with scourge
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-12-11 15:23:26 EST (#)
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as I would not like to be the kind of chap that picks on genuine, certified retards I will +2 this.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-11 15:16:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-11 15:02:03 EST (#)
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No Comment
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OK, sammich. See why I'll skip THupa??
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-11 15:05:23 EST (#)
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wow.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-11 15:02:03 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-11 15:01:08 EST (#)
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you are an odd old man
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-11 15:00:24 EST (#)
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<3
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-12-11 14:51:58 EST (#)
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what? And you don't want to be in THUPA? C'mon, man. This would've run the table.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-11 14:39:57 EST (#)
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No, Sir. I prefer strawberry, just like Apollo.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-11 14:38:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was very good Bubba, we're all very proud of you. Would you like some chockomut icecreams?