4chan still hates ubersite (1427 hits)
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Submitted by Alex <uberalex.at.shiftmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-12-12 01:33:14 EST
I was playing around partyvan.eu, the site 4chan uses to coordinate raids, when I noticed that ubersite is still listed under the "enemies" section. If you have been on the site long enough you probably remember when Maltese (http://ubersite.com/u/Maltese) got a bunch of chantards to attack the site for a few hours. Each person attacking managed to leech around 88 MB of bandwidth per second.
Here was the official declaration of war against Bart:
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/ ___| | | | / \ | \ | |
| | | |_| | / _ \ | \| | ENTERPRISES LLC.
| |___| _ |/ ___ \| |\ | "i herd u liek mudkipz lol"
\____|_| |_/_/ \_\_| \_| -- PRESENTS --
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FULL DISCLOSURE: Bart Cilfone - Thief, Charlatan, Wannabe Internet Celebrity
This document is the result of extensive research by the private infosec firm
CHAN ENTERPRISES, LLC., conducted under extensive private funding provided by
Eric Bauman and Max Goldberg and their associates.
Abstract:
On Cilfone's resume he claims that touts about "making a difference"[1], touching.
His contributions to the world include a glorified pastebin called ubersite, a
portal that could be recreated in 5 minutes with any popular web framework.
His contributions to free software is limited to a single 1 line patch to
slashcode[2].
It is curious how Bart Cilfone's ratings on social networking sites suddenly slide
from "hottest" on ubersite to completely unnoticed when he hits places digg and
slashdot [3][4]. His comments are a testament to the fact he is really is just
another chicane throwing useless information into the tubes.
Cilfone isn't just your average, egocentric aspie -- He is an utter, complete
charlatan; A lousy programmer. A person who demands credit and praise that simply
is unwarranted. He attempts to be an internet celebrity, but at the same time he
barely is keeping us interested enough to write this. But we feel it our our duty
to the interwebs. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
For a fraud, it's surprising how adamant he is about forcing himself in the public
light (bcilfone, Cilfone Entertainment, etc.). Since most of his fanbase are people
temporarily fixated to his site at the time, no one except 4chan[5] really bothered
to call the guy out for the idiot he is.
Crimes:
80GB+ Pedophilia collection, Claiming to have invented cat macros.
1. http://cilfone.com/resume.html
2. http://www.slashcode.com/articles/00/03/30/2319243.shtml
3. http://slashdot.org/~bcilfone
4. http://reddit.com/user/bcilfone/
5. http://partyvan.info/index.php/Ubersite
User Reviews
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:17:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DanielJackings (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:57:15 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a /b/tard. And I can tell you for a fact that anon does not give a fuck about uber.
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You've pressed b instead of r there
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-15 12:24:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ubersite ought to declare war on the internet at large. we can take em.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-15 12:10:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I dunno what you're saying but I'm sure you're saying it with a lisp.
Submitted by DanielJackings (user info) at 2008-12-15 11:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a /b/tard. And I can tell you for a fact that anon does not give a fuck about uber.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-12-14 08:23:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
stop gaying up my internet
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-12-13 17:54:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-12-13 15:09:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Maltese and all of his little faggot buddies were script kiddies, using poorly designed tools that barely work. He did nothing to Ubersite, ever. Seriously.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-12-13 13:19:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who cares? 4chan is a confusing mess full of fucking idiots and Ubersite is fucking idiotic and full of subhuman messes.
You know, just like everywhere in real life.
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2008-12-13 02:39:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
/b/ tards are all a bunch of anime fapping faggots anyway.
Submitted by Plus2 (user info) at 2008-12-13 01:54:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-12-13 00:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You don't know anything about the chans. Partyvan is dead, has been for almost a year. Plus, Maltese's attack was most likely him and a friend with a botnet - 88mb/sec just isn't that much for a full raid. A ddos without anything else usually means a weak and disorganized raid that never amounted to anything. Big. Fucking. Deal.
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I said 88 EACH PERSON.
It wasn't just a ddos. They also used scripts to flood with posts, like one every 5 seconds. It also appears they tried their best to understand the site mechanics in order to do actual damage.
You are right though, PV is dead (except for the scientology stuff I think). I just stumbled on that page and was interested in seeing Uber listed.
Submitted by Plus2 (user info) at 2008-12-13 01:37:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-12-12 23:51:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm not sure what is more ghey
these cunts having ubersite as 'enemies' or you giving a fuck
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Me giving a fuck is a lot more ghey
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-12-13 00:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You don't know anything about the chans. Partyvan is dead, has been for almost a year. Plus, Maltese's attack was most likely him and a friend with a botnet - 88mb/sec just isn't that much for a full raid. A ddos without anything else usually means a weak and disorganized raid that never amounted to anything. Big. Fucking. Deal.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-12-12 23:51:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm not sure what is more ghey
these cunts having ubersite as 'enemies' or you giving a fuck
Submitted by Plus2 (user info) at 2008-12-12 22:58:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TLawrence (user info) at 2008-12-12 20:34:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nobody from 4chan cares about Ubersite.
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Duh. Instead, they would rather focus their efforts on:
1. Stealing photos of semi-nude girls off of popular social networking sites and posting them
2. Making bots to spam boards with thoughtful phrases such as "visit anontalk.com" and "nigger"
3. Backstabbing their livejournal friends to accumulate lulz
4. Looking through YouTube to find videos of boys pretending to be girls
5. Taking popular mangas and translating them poorly, but nobody will ever find out because at any given time TWO people on the site understand Japanese
6. Researching new ways to hide loli photos
over 9000. Reposting old crap to the point where nobody has any reason to visit the site for more than two weeks
8. Trolling boards such as /k/ and ruining them
However, somebody from 4chan USED to care about ubersite, which is why this post exists. He cared to the point where he researched everything about Bart, created an EDramatica post, crafted a post on partyvan, spammed /b/, and probably other places I forgot to look.
Submitted by TLawrence (user info) at 2008-12-12 20:34:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nobody from 4chan cares about Ubersite.
Submitted by langstrom (user info) at 2008-12-12 19:57:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow pretty impressive resume
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-12-12 19:13:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe we should all kill ourselves..
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-12 18:23:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU NERDS TALKING ABOUT
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-12-12 18:10:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-12 15:50:46 EST (#)
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I really can't believe 4chan is so popular.
The actually site set-up is quite dismal.
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hahahahah as if ubersite is any better!
Submitted by Plus2 (user info) at 2008-12-12 17:39:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-12 15:50:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I really can't believe 4chan is so popular.
The actually site set-up is quite dismal.
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It is a simple set up, but it isn't like 16 year boys want to look at Javascript. They want pictures of boobies, and 4chan has plenty of them.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2008-12-12 16:37:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-12-12 11:26:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-12 11:24:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"I never knew such a thing existed. It's reminders like these that willl get me through my /b/an."
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What did you do? I wouldn't have believed it possible to be banned from /b/.
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It's ridiculous. The official reason was "Replying to a pedophile thread" even though my post was "fuck off you sick fucks" and all the pedos have dynamic IPs anyway so im the only one that suffers, if time away from /b/ can be considered suffering. Ban expires on the 19th
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*chuckle*
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-12-12 15:51:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
couldn't care less
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-12 15:50:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I really can't believe 4chan is so popular.
The actually site set-up is quite dismal.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-12-12 13:45:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Always remember that you're representing our country. I guess what I'm
saying is, don't mess up France the way you messed up your room.
-- Homer Simpson
The Crepes of Wrath
Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2008-12-12 13:18:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if u dont know what /b/ is then u dont know what 4chan is
Submitted by Offspring (user info) at 2008-12-12 12:49:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What does /b/ have to do with 4chan? I'm not hip on the internet lingo.
Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2008-12-12 13:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
/btards can suck my cock and so can ubersite fags. i declare war on all y'all
Submitted by Offspring (user info) at 2008-12-12 12:49:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What does /b/ have to do with 4chan? I'm not hip on the internet lingo.
Submitted by Plus2 (user info) at 2008-12-12 11:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-12-12 11:09:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Weren't they mad at Ubersite because they thought Uber stole the "lolcats" from them? Then what about that cheezburger site? I can't follow this shit. It's funny how things fall into perspective once you start working and supporting yourself.
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They thought we stole Lolcats only because Maltese told them that. In reality he filed the personal army request because Uber refused to acknowledge his wife.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-12-12 11:27:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, look at that. It's 3.30am.
time to surfthechannel and consider sleep.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-12-12 11:26:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-12 11:24:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"I never knew such a thing existed. It's reminders like these that willl get me through my /b/an."
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What did you do? I wouldn't have believed it possible to be banned from /b/.
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It's ridiculous. The official reason was "Replying to a pedophile thread" even though my post was "fuck off you sick fucks" and all the pedos have dynamic IPs anyway so im the only one that suffers, if time away from /b/ can be considered suffering. Ban expires on the 19th
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-12 11:24:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"I never knew such a thing existed. It's reminders like these that willl get me through my /b/an."
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What did you do? I wouldn't have believed it possible to be banned from /b/.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-12-12 11:15:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-12-12 16:12:38 GMT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-12-12 11:08:58 EST (#)
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http://stuff.ubersite.com/113950513648913863/1/har_har_clitoris.jpg
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GOATSHE!
I never knew such a thing existed. It's reminders like these that willl get me through my /b/an.
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I'd fuck that girl silly and eat cereal straight from her gaping cunt in the morning.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-12-12 11:12:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-12-12 11:08:58 EST (#)
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http://stuff.ubersite.com/113950513648913863/1/har_har_clitoris.jpg
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GOATSHE!
I never knew such a thing existed. It's reminders like these that willl get me through my /b/an.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-12-12 11:09:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Weren't they mad at Ubersite because they thought Uber stole the "lolcats" from them? Then what about that cheezburger site? I can't follow this shit. It's funny how things fall into perspective once you start working and supporting yourself.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-12-12 11:08:58 EST (#)
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http://stuff.ubersite.com/113950513648913863/1/har_har_clitoris.jpg
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-12 11:06:04 EST (#)
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hahahahahaha
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-12-12 11:00:58 EST (#)
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4chan is one of the gayest things on the internet. It would take some sort of chess genius computer to calculate the number of times i have posted my cock on that board.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-12 10:58:38 EST (#)
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So, that's what 4chan calls a prize for winning, eh? Watching a bunch of guys maturbate? You can keep 4chan. If this is any indication of what goes on there, it seems like it's awfully gay.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-12-12 10:39:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-12 09:32:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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OK. 4chan is the winner. Now what?
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EVERY MALE ON UBERSITE IS FORCED INTO A CIRCLEJERK ON WEBCAM. THE VIDEO OF SAID JERK IS POSTED ON YOUTUBE!
I CAN SEE IT NOW:
frankthebear thinks the work "cock" and spits weak semen into his spiderman boxers at 0:02 seconds in
rob_berg finds his penis and ejaculates in pure shock at 0:08 seconds in
Oathmeal thinks he's won when he "cums" at 7:32, but in reality he has just popped one of the steroid induced zits that pepper his groin.
Shlongy faps for three days, downing an entire bottle of viagra, until he dies of a heart attack. He falls off his chair singing that song about guys and girls...
skrapmetal fists his vagina and gets some sort of statuette from some jacked Asian tranny at 9:12
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-12 10:26:07 EST (#)
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lol @ skrappy
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-12 09:32:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-12-12 06:39:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-12 05:58:04 EST (#)
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OK, fine. 4chan and Uber can each choose a champion, and let them duke it out on sissyfight, once and for all.
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Erm, 4chan is the largest English language image board on the net. Ubersite, on the other hand, is some sort of failed homosexual dating service.
I'm pretty sure 4chan would win.
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OK. 4chan is the winner. Now what?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2008-12-12 08:52:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
We're still at war with Vietnam?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-12 08:33:01 EST (#)
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HOW MANY MORE WILL DIE BEFORE THIS SENSELESS INTERNET WAR ENDS?!?!?!?!?!!
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-12 08:24:43 EST (#)
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MWG, don't worry about Phallic; he's just still pussy hurt that his last post was bombed and I gave him a -2.
Woe is me!
Also, I make no attempts to be a cool kid or be accepted by the "cool kids" as I see none here.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-12 08:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-12-12 01:36:46 EST (#)
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"they're the losers that from some total self-delusion think they're one of the cool kids, or at least that the cool kids like them."
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First off, this is Ubersite, there are NO cool kids here.
Second, the majority of users are much too old to be referred to as kids, perhaps immature adults, but not kids.
Finally, Who do you think the "cool" kids are? Just for kicks and future reference.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-12-12 06:39:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-12 05:58:04 EST (#)
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OK, fine. 4chan and Uber can each choose a champion, and let them duke it out on sissyfight, once and for all.
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Erm, 4chan is the largest English language image board on the net. Ubersite, on the other hand, is some sort of failed homosexual dating service.
I'm pretty sure 4chan would win.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-12 06:25:41 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-12 05:58:04 EST (#)
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OK, fine. 4chan and Uber can each choose a champion, and let them duke it out on sissyfight, once and for all.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-12-12 01:50:50 EST (#)
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No shit.
Submitted by Plus2 (user info) at 2008-12-12 01:38:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-12-12 01:36:46 EST (#)
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What do Maltese, Sico and Oathmeal have in common?
Seriously, can anyone answer that? All i know is that whenever i think of any of them this depression sinks over me about what total losers they are. And not even frankthebear type losers who are happy in their loserdom, they're the losers that from some total self-delusion think they're one of the cool kids, or at least that the cool kids like them.
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Ah, it was good quality drama though. Much better than drama we have today.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-12-12 01:36:46 EST (#)
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What do Maltese, Sico and Oathmeal have in common?
Seriously, can anyone answer that? All i know is that whenever i think of any of them this depression sinks over me about what total losers they are. And not even frankthebear type losers who are happy in their loserdom, they're the losers that from some total self-delusion think they're one of the cool kids, or at least that the cool kids like them.
Submitted by Plus2 (user info) at 2008-12-12 01:34:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dang, missed Thursday by a few hours