Greatest hits (621 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.09 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by SoxSexSax (View user info) at 2008-12-12 08:26:59 EST
As Ubersite seems full of rubbish right now, here's a list to my greatest Uber hits. Why should you care? Well, because I'm the second longest serving member who is still even remotely active (only bart tops me) and I have one of the highest average ratings on the site (counting people with more than 20 posts).
So, without further ado...
10) How to remove your own spleen with a potato peeler. (http://www.ubersite.com/m/26094)
Would be higher if I hadn't forgotten to add the image I intended...
9) Nostril Shagging: A Guide (http://www.ubersite.com/m/25416)
No further elaboration required.
8) The pen is mightier than the sword...<chuckle> (http://www.ubersite.com/m/15132)
True story.
7) Warning to all new Ubersite posters... (1 and 2) (http://www.ubersite.com/m/13848 http://www.ubersite.com/m/34669)
Not that anyone listened...
6) Who I Like (AKA: SoxSexSax Is More Racist Than Hitler) (http://www.ubersite.com/m/35884)
Don't read if you are A) easily offended or B) have no sense of humour. I guarantee you will be insulted.
5) 20 Unsung Heroes From History (http://www.ubersite.com/m/33677)
You'll be surprised...
4) Feminism Alert Raised To Code Red (http://www.ubersite.com/m/15047)
I know, mocking feminists is like shooting fish in a barrel, but I did a fine job here.
3) Guaranteed To Stop 8 Out Of 10 Suicides Or Your Two Minutes Reading Time Back! (http://www.ubersite.com/m/34765)
Gaze in awe at my mastery of the rhyming couplet!
2) Interactive Fiction: Wanna rule the world? (http://www.ubersite.com/m/33868)
Ubersite's first, and to my knowledge only, choose your own adventure story.
1) Male Friendly Romantic Poetry (http://www.ubersite.com/m/34599)
This was sat on top of the Best Ever list for over two weeks until some asswipe deliberately ruined its perfect score. My finest every rhyme.
Enjoy.
User Reviews
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-12-15 01:27:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
people think you're a fucking has been.
me too.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-12-13 19:47:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-12-13 17:53:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-12-13 09:36:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Whore! Now get banned, so i can call you n00b again.
<envy>
Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2008-12-12 22:13:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What everyone else said.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2008-12-12 16:38:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
whore.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-12-12 15:31:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't read anything unless it has at least 80 reviews and a 1.99 rating.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-12-12 14:53:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-12 13:57:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A little narcissitic to post your own, but they ar emostly good psots and it has been dead lately.
For more classics, the #1 to #129, inclusive, best posts ever on uber can be found here : http://www.ubersite.com/u/shlongy
Enjoy, no need to thank me for the fabulous link!
Submitted by Offspring (user info) at 2008-12-12 12:48:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for the compilation.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-12-12 12:29:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha whats up Sox!
oldschool
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-12-12 10:22:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
stfu n00b
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-12 10:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if you wanna jerk off here, that's cool, but don't expect me to watch you get all hunchback and squinty eyed.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-12 09:08:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I need for you to submit your Uber resume to Shlongy for verification.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-12 09:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WTFINRAT
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-12-12 08:58:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOORAY
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-12 08:57:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's hoping you recieve all the trophies and ribbons you deserve for your awesome accomplishment of registering on a website before some other people did. Bart's user number isn't higher than yours; it's lower than yours, so he doesn't top you. He bottoms you.
Submitted by BigBuffty (user info) at 2008-12-12 08:46:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
are you the assfag that keeps taking my posts from the main page?
Submitted by bromide (user info) at 2008-12-12 08:44:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Would have been better if it included posts from different users.
It just came across like a big ego trip.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-12 08:31:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who are you and what makes you think I care about your old posts?
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2008-12-12 08:29:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
STFU NOOB