The Micky D's & BK Lounge (551 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.12 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Desz (View user info) at 2008-12-12 12:24:17 EST
It was a silent and misty cold winter night. A full moon was out and the cold wind
made the long grass wave. Flocks of crows circled above the fields and one
landed on the shoulder of the Burger King.
He stared coldly into the distance, scanning the horizon. All he could see were
the bodies of his dead comrades, crows picking of the last remnants of what
used to be a face. As the clouds burst open with thunder, rain came pouring
down. The Burger King felt trouble coming...
BK: "LEGIONS!.... prepare yourselves!!"
The Flame Grilled Legions massed around the Burger King forming a protective
circle. The Chicken & Fish Archers moved to the back of the line and the few
remaining swordsmen of the Order of King Delights rushed towards the front line
and made a wall of proud men. Men ready to die a gruesome death..
As the forces of The BK Lounge stood fast, the Burger King thought back to...
CRIME day.
They stole my secret Whopper recipe....the heartless bastards!!! he thought.
And now that they have my recipe they are trying to get rid of me and my
BK Lounge... But I will NOT rest until I find out who did it, who betrayed me..
... And the one who did.... leads the Hordes of Micky D's. Shrouded and
Hooded in black armor of cold steel.
As The Burger King heard a horn in the distance he snapped out of his
flashback.
He could hear drums in the distance and a foul stench came over them.
A stench he feared to smell... he knew what was coming.
BK: "They released the Mc Nuggets!!"
And there they came rushing over the hill, growling and barking when they saw
their prey.
The swordsmen of the Order of King Delights raised their shield and waited
patiently for the archers.
The Chicken & Fish archers raised there bows and on the command
of the Burger King they released a volley.
The arrows duck deep into the crispy skin of the Mc Nuggets. The few
remaining Mc Nuggets jumped into the Order of King Delights and
managed to take out half of the frontline. There was Sweet & Sour sauce
EVERYWHERE!!
With the frontline of the Burger King's army almost gone he feared
what horrors would come over the hill next.
He could hear cries of malice.....the ground was trembling.... what was
this new terror that was going to fall upon them?
BK: "Proud soldiers of the BK Lounge, I call upon your courage!"
BK: "Whatever comes over that hill next, we will stand victorious!"
And there they came over the hills....
BK: "The Big Mac Legions! Watch it men, these are the Micky D's most
skilled soldiers.... This will be our final fight.... CHAAAAAAARGE!!"
Archers let loose their arrow but it was futile, the Big Mac Legions
Were to well protected with there rubber-like buns and there greased up
exterior.
The fat legions of Big Mac trampled down the frontline of King Delights like
they were nothing. And they went steel-to-steel with the Flame-Grilled
Legions.
The Archers dropped their bows and drew swords "FOR THE KING!!!"
It was a terrible sight, food was flying everywhere! Big Mac's were
losing grease, Chicken & Fish archers were throwing packs of hot sauce,
while the Flame-Grilled legions started to lose there unique taste.
As the Burger King trusted his sword into his last Big Mac victim, he
noticed he was the only one left. And then he saw....HIM
Ronald McDonald stood on the hill, his make-up looked washed out from
the rain. He looked absolutely terrifying.
RMD: "Still alive? You amaze me"
BK: "You won't get me that easy, i will not die before i have seen your face"
RMD: "What?! Is this still about that stolen Whopper recipe? I told you
I didn't do it!"
BK: "You lie! Now... prepare to die by my hand!"
They rushed towards each other, both drew swords and screamed:
RMD: "I'm Loving It!!!"
BK: "Have It Your Way!!!"
After a flashing display of sword skills both leaders took a knee. Panting heavily
and covered in sauce, salad, meat and dairy products. It was a horrid sight.
Just as they wanted to deliver each other the final blow..... they were both
jumped.... by.... CHICKENS!!!!
BK: "Chickens?! What is this?!"
RMD: "I....I smell.... cheap taste in clothing"
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...............
Colonel Sanders stepped out of the mist and took off his cowboy hat.
CS: "Look at you two.... you disgust me. And all this because
someone stole that Whopper recipe.... I must say....
that was my best plan ever"
BK: "You...YOU.. stole the recipe?, but why?"
CS: "Isn't it obvious? With you two gone Kentucky Fried Chicken will be the
nr. 1 fast food chain"
RMD: "You will never get away with this! Faithfull customers will come after you"
CS: "All the customers want.... fast food... and I have plenty."
BK: "You basterd... just end it already"
Colonel Sanders gave two hard hits with his pimp cane and walked off in to
the mist... laughing hard and evil.
As Ronald McDonald & The Burger King let out there final breath they said
to each other:
BK: "You know... I'm loving it"
RMD: "I always had it your way"
User Reviews
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-12-13 17:52:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-12 23:57:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
couldn't finish it.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-12-12 23:32:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
for trying
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-12 16:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 dane cook
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-12 14:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Look, you know both armies would collapse in a fat mass of heart attacks and strokes long before any blood was actually spilt.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-12 12:48:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't believe I actually wasted the time to read that. It fucking blew.
Submitted by Offspring (user info) at 2008-12-12 12:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-12 12:45:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-12-12 12:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not gonna read this, the filename is mediocre, but it's long so you probably put effort into this which means you probably found it funny so have a +2 for yourself on me.
/counts as much as if you rated this a +2.