"Ugly" Definition (579 hits)
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Submitted by Majul Cartoons (View user info) at 2008-12-13 08:00:19 EST
Ugly people are among us... don't let the T.V fool you, no matter where you go, ugly people will be there. Now, I hate fat women just as much as they hate themselves, but I'm not talking about fat people alone, I'm talking about all those unfortunate nerds deformed by ways other then fatness.
I've never touched an ugly person and don't plant to, but ugly people make me curious... What is their purpose? What do they want? I'm assuming procreation... Now, for us good looking people, relationships are bountiful and splendorous, but I often think about how the ugly came about... after all, ugly people wouldn't be here if ugly sex didn't exist...
Ugly sex is the last taboo, an abomination even the bible dares not speak of. Just think about that for a second. The bible speaks of incest, homosexuality and fat sex in great detail, so why not mention ugliness...?
Why is ugliness so heavy? Probably because most of our society resembles leprechauns, gargoyles and creatures from Greek mythology... I'm not being harsh, it's the unspoken truth, something most are afraid to touch... good looking people (probably less then 10% of worlds population) will back me on this. Now, I'm sure all the ugly people reading this untold truth will get angry and upset... don't, remember; you're an important, yet hideously disfigured key to our spices survival, besides, looking like shit didn't stop your ugly face from taking over mainstream society.
I know, you hate ugly people just as much as I do... so you ask yourself, "What can I do to avoid the ugly?" Sadly, there's not much we can do, but remember; the ugly hate themselves profoundly, that's why there's only good looking people like us on T.V and in movies.... We'll never understand how they function or what they really want, but we'll always know we're better then them. Also, if you're ugly, we don't like being touched by you.
...Just to address what I mean when I say ugly, here is a disturbingly graphic picture of an ugly person in its natural habitat... Don't be afraid, it can't hurt you. People, I give you; ginormous fat man with acne and stained pants (NSFW).
More posts coming soon.
Watch my cartoon here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jamkN3aydpA
***PLEASE NOTE -- This has been designed as a full 20min episode and NOT as an amusing 2 minute Internet antidote. Watching only for 2 minutes will cause serious brain hemorrhaging, recurring hallucinations of Miley Cyrus and possible impotence. Also, please ensure you are heavily intoxicated or paralyzed by some sort of fish tranquilizer. You will NOT waste your time. Please enjoy...
Go read some of my other posts.... if you still don't think im an idiot..... if you do think im an idiot - go fuck yourself.
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User Reviews
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-12-22 06:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you suck, really. How hard do you try?
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-14 06:22:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-12-14 04:49:51 EST (#)
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ok kid, wait until your balls drop and the acne clears before you post again. And i say that as delicately as i can.
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Ok dickfart, the ginormous fat man with acne and stained pants is not me, if it was me, i'd kill myself.
Go write another gay post with onomatopoeia
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117577
moron
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-12-14 04:49:51 EST (#)
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ok kid, wait until your balls drop and the acne clears before you post again. And i say that as delicately as i can.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-14 00:59:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-13 10:16:25 EST (#)
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Who's that ugly fag?
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Its you...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119318
hahahaha
ugly fuck
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-13 21:43:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-13 15:42:22 EST (#)
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OH PLEASE, FAGGY!
Not even on your best night would I even let you talk to me.
I'm afraid you'll have to fill your drunken lonely nights, and days apparently since you're bombed at 1 in the afternoon, with the 30 second free porn clips on HotTwinks.com.
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You call me faggy like i should find that offensive... moron
btw, i had sex this morning while writing this post... i'm not drunk at 1 in the afternoon, i did that hours ago... i'm in bangkok, retard.
Oh, that's right, i just remembered another thing i was going to say; you got small tits.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120024
put out more, maybe people will like you better, i won't.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-13 15:42:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OH PLEASE, FAGGY!
Not even on your best night would I even let you talk to me.
I'm afraid you'll have to fill your drunken lonely nights, and days apparently since you're bombed at 1 in the afternoon, with the 30 second free porn clips on HotTwinks.com.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-13 15:06:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-13 14:29:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-13 13:00:59 EST (#)
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*an Ethiopian whorehouse, even.
>:/
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-13 14:29:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-13 13:00:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*an Ethiopian whorehouse, even.
>:/
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-13 14:29:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-13 12:50:57 EST (#)
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no
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Yes.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-13 13:37:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-13 13:02:46 EST (#)
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LOLOLOLOL
OK, Skippy!!
Get some acne treatments, clean pants, and complete puberty and I might look in your direction.
Nah, probably not. Internet tough guys just don't get me off because they are always over-compensating for lacking any sexual success with women in real life.
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HAHAHA, you're lucky i'm drunk or i'd call you a whore... thank Hennessy i'm happy... anyways, by now you hopefully realised that the ginormous fat man with acne and stained pants is not me, thank god for that...
Go suck more cocks so i know you're more experienced as an escort if i choose to call on you (hahahaha, too high class for you anyway)...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-13 13:04:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yellow teeth, zits, and jizz on your jeans. Really one of the beautiful people. . .
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-13 13:02:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
LOLOLOLOL
OK, Skippy!!
Get some acne treatments, clean pants, and complete puberty and I might look in your direction.
Nah, probably not. Internet tough guys just don't get me off because they are always over-compensating for lacking any sexual success with women in real life.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-13 13:00:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*an Ethiopian whorehouse, even.
>:/
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-13 12:59:32 EST (#)
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Majul, you couldn't get laid in a Ethiopian whorehouse if your clothes were made of steak.
Don't be frontin', nigga.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-13 12:50:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-13 11:33:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-13 09:53:08 EST (#)
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The fact that you think you're so much better as a person because you assume that you AREN't ugly...
Makes you UGLY!
people like you make me ill.
And MY opinion counts because i'm a seriously hot, sexy bitch!
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Trust me love, you're ok, but by no means "the hot girl i want to fuck" ... get a better haircut, use more lip gloss and buy more expensive makeup... seriously, if you were with me, i wouldn't want you looking so cheap.
For now, you're the emergency call, third option, you're the "i drank too much scotch and can't get it up but don't care" girl
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120024
Keep trying
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-13 11:31:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-13 09:53:08 EST (#)
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The fact that you think you're so much better as a person because you assume that you AREN't ugly...
Makes you UGLY!
people like you make me ill.
And MY opinion counts because i'm a seriously hot, sexy bitch!
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Trust me love, you're ok, but by no means "the hot girl i want to fuck" ... get a better haircut, use more lip gloss and buy more expensive makeup... seriously, if you were with me, i wouldn't want you looking so cheap.
For now, you're the emergency call, third option, you're the "i drank too much scotch and can't get it up but don't care" girl
Keep trying
Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-12-13 10:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-13 10:48:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you're every bit as lame as sandyvag, i'm afraid
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-13 10:16:25 EST (#)
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Who's that ugly fag?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-13 09:53:08 EST (#)
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The fact that you think you're so much better as a person because you assume that you AREN't ugly...
Makes you UGLY!
people like you make me ill.
And MY opinion counts because i'm a seriously hot, sexy bitch!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-12-13 09:09:56 EST (#)
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Your jeans have blackheads. Might want to try some oatmeal laundry detergent.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-13 08:02:14 EST (#)
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FUCK OFF!