Porn and You (SAFE for work!) (2235 hits)
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Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2008-12-14 10:07:16 EST
Pictured below are 4 young women from the Porn Industry. I've selected all Redheads, because 1) I like Redheads, and 2) it makes this a bit easier to narrow in with accordance to taste. Now, some of these ladies might be familiar to you; each one is relatively popular although each one has a different specialty or, um... position they play in the industry. (Hardcore, Softcore, Lesbian, ect.) For this, however, such things are irrelevant.
I've used simple head shots, what little of the body shown is clothed. However, each young woman is unique and also caters to a different type of individual. All 4 are obviously beautiful, but in drastically different ways. My question is, if possible to negate what knowledge you already may have, which of these 4 woman do you find the most attractive? Really? WHY is that selection more appealing to you than the others? In turn, is this then indicative of the type of porn you enjoy?
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Submitted by Tyklo (user info) at 2008-12-16 17:38:58 EST (#)
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The only one I find remotely attractive is Liz Vicious. I don't like redheads and from what I can tell, she's the only non-red of the bunch. While I don't like smokers and she loses points for that, she's still leaps and bounds ahead of the others...
She's also the only one whose work I'm familiar with.
http://i42.tinypic.com/331oorm.jpg
Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:09:30 EST (#)
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Jamie/jamye has a stunning box, Its epic, amazing and worthy of a michalangelo sculpture. Its freaking perfect.
Liz is common as muck and got boring a long while back, Fuck goths.
Number 3 girl is to ordinary to whack off to and 4 is to playboy for my liking.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:35:49 EST (#)
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You'll know. You'll definitely know.
I mean, I have no idea!
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:26:17 EST (#)
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What, I haven't used a trashcan in years?
Your corny joke would have worked if my user name was just "rubber," peaches.
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On a completely unrelated note, how do you know if you have hemorrhoids?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:00:00 EST (#)
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Just kidding I love you!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-16 10:59:37 EST (#)
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Ironic that your user name is "rubbermaid", when you haven't used one in years, eh?
<flees>
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-16 10:51:57 EST (#)
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Sheeple person, below.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-16 10:38:26 EST (#)
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This is a serious writers forum. There's no room for rape or poop here. Grow the fuck up.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-16 10:28:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-16 09:40:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-16 07:34:59 CST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:12:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kaos FTW in thupa...of course my first allegiance is to Sico (to our mutual chagrin) but I think you gots his ass.
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AH! Stupid scunt....you should know better that I never actually planned on competing but just wanted to throw a wrench in the system. It doesn't matter what I post because it will all be met by my Legion which is exactly why I have...
I win!
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Grow the fuck up
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Right away, I'll grow the fuck up on a website that utilizes rape, rabbits, poop, and emus for humor. Do grow up with me and leave this site. Find the flaw in your statement?
Or, shut the fuck up and quit reading everything on this shithole as an encyclopedic fact and enjoy it with us, unless you are too busy joining the other sheep.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-16 09:40:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-16 07:34:59 CST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:12:13 EST (#)
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Kaos FTW in thupa...of course my first allegiance is to Sico (to our mutual chagrin) but I think you gots his ass.
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AH! Stupid scunt....you should know better that I never actually planned on competing but just wanted to throw a wrench in the system. It doesn't matter what I post because it will all be met by my Legion which is exactly why I have...
I win!
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Grow the fuck up
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-12-16 09:29:34 EST (#)
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pull out your dick and double click....
to porn
porn
porn!
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-16 08:34:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:12:13 EST (#)
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Kaos FTW in thupa...of course my first allegiance is to Sico (to our mutual chagrin) but I think you gots his ass.
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AH! Stupid scunt....you should know better that I never actually planned on competing but just wanted to throw a wrench in the system. It doesn't matter what I post because it will all be met by my Legion which is exactly why I have...
I win!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-12-15 22:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Liz...... oh God, I would love to dump a load into every part of her that resembles a hole.
#4, whatever her name is, looks like an illegal Lindsay Lohan...... blech.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 21:59:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-12-15 20:44:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:56:27 EST (#)
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Out of the 4 of them, I pick Sacrilicious.
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Oh, the pornographic things I would do to you.
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After a month we would be in such great shape!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-12-15 20:44:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:56:27 EST (#)
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Out of the 4 of them, I pick Sacrilicious.
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Oh, the pornographic things I would do to you.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:12:13 EST (#)
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In order of hotness:
2 (What can I say? I like emo chicks, kinda.)
4 (She's actually prettier than #2 but I like emo chicks.)
3 (More cute than hot, but whatever.)
1 (She looks tranny-ish, but shim's otherwise quite beautiful.)
Kaos FTW in thupa...of course my first allegiance is to Sico (to our mutual chagrin) but I think you gots his ass.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:56:27 EST (#)
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Out of the 4 of them, I pick Sacrilicious.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:28:24 EST (#)
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1. is hot but there's something a bit tranny-esque there
2. looks like she's 14, which is creepy and makes me want to call the cops
3. is cute but needs a new hairstylist
4. definitely the hottest, by far
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:14:30 EST (#)
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Honestly, none of them are that attractive for apparently being well-known porn stars.
I'd do 1 or 4 without booze...maybe 2 drunk, and 3 is just blech.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:11:09 EST (#)
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Eh, none of the above. I prefer girls that aren't air-brushed or caked with makeup. If I had to pick, I guess #3.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:45:26 EST (#)
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In order, 1, 4, 2, 3.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:31:26 EST (#)
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aside from my false remarks about age,
the first girl has a gorgeous face, the orange wig does nothing for her tho, especially since it's a cheap wig and the part is the same color as the hair. dead give away for a cheap beauty supply store wig.
her face is still exotically beautiful nonetheless.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:18:12 EST (#)
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Redheads!
Normally I could spend all day discussing them, ranking them, etc., but right now I don't have ti
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:35:48 EST (#)
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RAWR!
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-15 09:52:31 PST (#)
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Oh yeah, Crystle found two rats that she convinced her daughter were actually "puppies."
**runs away**
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:29:22 EST (#)
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Nicole Scott - credited as 20 years old. I can't dig her out of the collection to source it for you, though. I'm far too lazy to pull out spindles of archived DVDs.
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Now, as for the age debate:
New studies are showing that our attraction to another human is genetically programmed, and as such, we have very little control of it. For the most part, it truly IS based around sex. Women aged 18-24 are in prime physical shape for reproduction. Their bodies are in the best shape genetically as well. From that point on, humans, regardless of gender, start to succumb to the curse of mortality. Genetic material can mutate, the "switches" for genetic defects can be turned on and in general, the body itself is just not as prepared to handle procreation. This is in no way saying you can't have genetically viable, healthy offspring after that, of course.
Personally, it goes like this for me: I like women at that age visually. Their bodies are tight. Gravity hasn't had decades to relocate parts. But visually is as far as it goes. A smoking hot barely legal girl can ruin everything by opening her mouth and speaking. Which probably says more about my age than anything else. Regardless, a man's attraction to younger women isn't based on a desire to bed a virgin or to cover our inadequacies, it's programmed into our DNA for the good of the species.
At around 30-35, studies have shown that most women are more pheremonally active, and appeal to the opposite sex on an even more primal level. We can smell your lust, ladies. Our brains are programmed to react subconsciously to that, too. I LOVE women at this age. She can just walk by you with a smile and a wink and WHOOSH! Of course, most men by that age know what the score is, anyway.
Most men reach their sexual and physical peak at the same time, at around 18-20. From then on, virility and physicality become maintenance-intensive. Women, on the other hand, are sexually bipolar, and frankly, sort of cursed. That is, their physical and reproductive peaks are long past when they reach their sexual peak. Their genetic drive to procreate is at the strongest when their body is about to give up on procreation.
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Jeebus, I'm too fucking garrulous.
Thanks for coming out today, folks. There are refreshments in the back. Help yourself. I'll be in Lecture Hall B for the rest of the afternoon if you have any questions.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-15 12:21:59 EST (#)
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**sigh**
1: Jayme Langford - 21 years old. Penthouse. Lesbian stuff.
2: Liz Vicious - 22 years old. Internet site. Hardcore stuff.
3: Nicole Scott - ??? years old. Internet site. Softcore & Bondage
4: Heather Carolin - 27 years old. Playboy. Softcore stuff.
Now, before you say anything, this took me all of three minutes to google the info. It was all mostly listed on the same site. I chose 4 redheads because 1) I like redheads, and 2) it made it a bit easier to narrow in taste. For the most part, I got the responses I was looking for. However, for those of you that are offended or outraged by the fact that these women look so "young," there are their ages. And I simply picked the 4 redhead porn stars that were most often searched for. Don't blame me - Hell, I had never even heard of Jayme Langford.
Fact of the matter is, you're mostly going to find younger women in the porn industry. That's just the way it is. Regardless, if you'll notice, I didn't even use nude pics of these young women - I used head shots. This was supposed to be more about the "type" you found attractive. Yeah, I used Porn Stars, but actresses would have skewed it more based on performance.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-15 11:51:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-15 07:53:38 EST (#)
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Also, after a 2nd look all of these GIRLS look underage, and if this is the stuff you're into, school aged, teen girls, you're a sicko in my book. They use the youngest looking 18 yr olds they can find to cater to grown men, usually much older men, who spank it to the thought of slam-fucking some underage school girl. These men often cannot please an adult woman in bed and instead dream about popping the teenaged cherries of girls they wouldn't have to please in return and who couldn't find fault with the performance, having nothing else to compare it to.
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I'll bite (not because I think youre serious but because it's something about "civilized society" that i just dont get)
18 years is a completely arbitrary number, and while I think anybody in their teens is a social robot, i dont think that finding them attractive is such a horrible sin.
I was reading about this guy recently who has to go to a sex offender support group, and one of the quotes from the article goes something like "i have to come here because 13 years ago i had a baby with a sixteen-year-old who later became my wife, and i just have a really hard time relating to the guy in the group who raped his stepson."
There are a lot of young women who develop very quickly these days, who look like they could be 25 when theyre just 17. I knew them in high school and I've met them in bars with their fake id's since then. I have a hard time believing that if I were not to ask one of them her age, and she looked as old as me and I met her in a place where she should be as old as me, I dont think I'm a sicko if I take one of them home. Calling somebody a rapist for sleeping with an underage girl in that situation is much more sick than the act of sleeping with her.
I will say that I always have (since I knew how male and female bodies work when they rub together) and always will believe that females look the best, physically, between 17 and 19. I have no interest in becoming a sexual predator but it's hard to distinguish between a 19-year-old (which legally great) and a 17-year-old (which is good for a prison sentence and severely limited lifetime opportunities).
I had planned on saying more when I started typing but I dont feel like going on. Long story short: I dont believe guys who like younger-looking girls are sexual deviants and I think society placed a completely arbitrary and meaningless age limit on sex.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-15 11:27:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-12-14 22:49:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-14 14:23:37 EST (#)
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4 - Looks exactly like my friend's redheaded cousin who i hooked up with a few months ago, if by "hooked up with" I mean I had the most disgusting thing ever happen to me before I finished up, and I may never recover from it.
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Do I smell a post?
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possibly. there are, lets say, circumstances that need to change before i tell the story for all its worth. eventually i think i will write about it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-15 09:27:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:10:54 GMT (#)
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no i didnt, moron.
i laid it on thick with an outrageous comment expecting equally outrageous replies.
when i got a call from a friend that her power was out and she was coming over here to hang out where there was heat, i figured id make sure y'all knew i wasnt serious, which is what i would have done after i argued for a bit for kicks.
But thx for that Rob-Berg inspired "kaboom"
it was oh so orginal and unpredictibe.
i've been kind to you and taken you're infantile shit on a regular basis. none of which i deserved from you, but i took it in stride anyway.
Now i'm kinda thinking you might be an asshole so i'm not gonna respond to your explosion soundbites after my comments anymore.
My friend is on her way and I need to shower and get dressed.
KTHXBI
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You dont seem able to take a joke very well, maybe you had a tough night? Sleep badly? YOU did chat with yourself as no one else was here, im not accusing you of having a split personality or anything!
Yes, The kaboom was Rob Berg inspired and it wasn't original, since I copied him. I think you will find thats what I intended. But again, soryy for being so unfunny.
Infantile shit?? Grow up, you are on uber, UBERSITE. It's infantile, you posted someones balls!! Funny but infantile. Oh yes you intended it to be infantile but dont accuse other people, like its a bad thing! Oh and i have never given you shit.
I shall no longer provide any explosion soundbites to you Mystia, as I dont want to make you mad and not talk to me :(
You go take that shower and have a cracking day.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-12-15 09:23:13 EST (#)
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heather, hands down...
I dont have the energy to read all the reviews on here
I think I have mono.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-15 09:18:38 EST (#)
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KABLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-15 09:18:05 EST (#)
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masturbating to girls she deems as "appearing underage" on ubersite below
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-15 09:10:54 EST (#)
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no i didnt, moron.
i laid it on thick with an outrageous comment expecting equally outrageous replies.
when i got a call from a friend that her power was out and she was coming over here to hang out where there was heat, i figured id make sure y'all knew i wasnt serious, which is what i would have done after i argued for a bit for kicks.
But thx for that Rob-Berg inspired "kaboom"
it was oh so orginal and unpredictibe.
i've been kind to you and taken you're infantile shit on a regular basis. none of which i deserved from you, but i took it in stride anyway.
Now i'm kinda thinking you might be an asshole so i'm not gonna respond to your explosion soundbites after my comments anymore.
My friend is on her way and I need to shower and get dressed.
KTHXBI
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-15 09:01:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:55:25 GMT (#)
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making homemade pipe bombs again EI?
i just said i wasnt serious with what i said down there. i just wanted to see the comebacks i'd get but then something came up so i wont be here to verbally spar.
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You had a whole conversation with yourself, it was ace!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-15 08:55:25 EST (#)
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making homemade pipe bombs again EI?
i just said i wasnt serious with what i said down there. i just wanted to see the comebacks i'd get but then something came up so i wont be here to verbally spar.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-15 08:53:08 EST (#)
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You and I have drastically different expectations when "obviously beautiful" are sentenced together.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-15 08:51:49 EST (#)
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when you say "All 4 are obviously beautiful" are you assuming that we are all out of work douchebags that haven't grown up enough to get past the porn industry/college girl phase of our lives?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-15 08:39:55 EST (#)
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****KABOOOOOOOOOOOM*********
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-15 08:36:16 EST (#)
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dammit.
i thought you'd respond and we'd have a fun little fight about the subject.
you aren't here and now i gotta leave for awhile :(
I don't think what i said applies to everyone.
I've had many young hotties drool on themselves and drop things in my vicinity, and the only thing that stopped me was the whole : Felony, register as a sex offender for life, etc.
i'm currently waiting for my lawn boy to become legal. he's been doe-eyed and making excuses to come around for 2 yrs. now :D
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-15 08:07:59 EST (#)
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P.S.
I also find it both amusing and strange that:
Grown men often fantasize about young , naughty, teenage school girls.....
And
Teenage boys often fantasize about hot, sexually experienced, grown women.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-15 07:53:38 EST (#)
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Also, after a 2nd look all of these GIRLS look underage, and if this is the stuff you're into, school aged, teen girls, you're a sicko in my book. They use the youngest looking 18 yr olds they can find to cater to grown men, usually much older men, who spank it to the thought of slam-fucking some underage school girl. These men often cannot please an adult woman in bed and instead dream about popping the teenaged cherries of girls they wouldn't have to please in return and who couldn't find fault with the performance, having nothing else to compare it to.
These poor girls are used and exploited before they are even mentally mature enough to realize what they are getting into.
I'd pass a law that made it illegal to use girls under 25. By 25 you are emotionally mature to an extent and able to make the choice to get gang-banged on film if you choose.
I'm ok with pictures in like Playboy and such at 18, but filmimg actual sex that young and emotionally immature is just fucked up, i think anyway.
*cue all the replies calling me a frigid, fem-nazi bitch.*
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-12-15 07:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yes, Liz fucking Vicious. Just because she is fucking gorgeous and filthy.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-12-15 07:19:42 EST (#)
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Bookmarked for later enjoyment.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-15 07:19:01 EST (#)
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omg porn on ubersite??
that's exciting and new, nobody has ever thought of this
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-15 01:26:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-15 00:14:03 EST (#)
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I'm quite amused by some of the comments.
Just to put some people at ease, I'll make sure to add obese senior citizens next time.
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didn't you camwhore in a number of your last posts?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-12-15 01:19:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like 1,2 and 4.
Having said that, I bet 3 is the dirtiest little slut of them all.
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2008-12-15 01:14:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Meh but ok here's the list:
1. That sex in the city old broad that's still totally fuckable looked like this chick once upon a time (gawd "Mannequin" flashback *puke*). That bottled red is brassy and unattractive and screams "hobag!" like a methed-up trucker in a Dunkin Donuts at 3am. The nosering, cheap rhinestones, the brassy dye, the botox lips, the starvation diet (lookit the bags under her pits), and the $10 Wal-Mart lingerie... yeah, that's a no-boner.
2. Oh, lookit! This is what Ozzy's daughter wants to look like (or what she wants to fuck, I'm not entirely sure). Cheap plastic dime-store jewelry, the haphazard slapdashed Max Factor clown face, the horrific dye job (hers makes #1's look good *barf*), the crack ho 10-year-old boy's physique, sweatshop grade cheesy leopard print lingerie top over a pair of army green fag pants (I'm guessing she's wearing Doc Martins), and the "Smoking Totally Makes Me Look Grown UP!" death stick in her hand... yeah, that's a no-boner dyke job that couldn't get me hard even if she was on screen fucking #1.
3. Natural Redhead +1. Freckles +1. The Irish Spring Complexion +1. The rack +3. The cheesy french manicure on her fake nails -2. The frizzy old perm -2. The wires in her ears that look like they'd poke my eyes out if I chewed on her neck -2. The 70's era pink/red top -1. She looks old enough to fuck but not old enough to know how to do it RIGHT. So -1 on that, too. So she comes out at -2. I wouldn't do her but I would certainly make her think I would before getting her totally drunk and passing her off to one of my desperate, geeky friends.
4. Natural Redhead +1. Badly placed blonde streaks -1. Blue/green eyes +2. Freckles +1. The Irish Spring Complexion +1. The rack -1 (jeebus, does she HAVE tits? Where ARE THEY?!?!). Naked as the day she was born +1 (I likes em ready). Understated non-clown makeup +1. No annoying jewlery to stab my happy parts +2. The come-hither +3. She's a 10 baby! Somebody call me on her 18th birthday and I will happily nail that to every available surface in my house and then frame the cum spots to show to the tourists.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-12-15 00:59:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like number 2.
I like her body type, and her face is beautiful.
the others not so much
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-12-15 00:46:49 EST (#)
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ouch, that kind of stings.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-15 00:14:03 EST (#)
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I'm quite amused by some of the comments.
Just to put some people at ease, I'll make sure to add obese senior citizens next time.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-12-14 22:49:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-14 14:23:37 EST (#)
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4 - Looks exactly like my friend's redheaded cousin who i hooked up with a few months ago, if by "hooked up with" I mean I had the most disgusting thing ever happen to me before I finished up, and I may never recover from it.
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Do I smell a post?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-12-14 22:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Number 1 looks like she would knife you for some blow. Number 2 looks like she would want to fight you, then cry on your shoulder, then fight you some more. Number three looks like my baby brother's homecoming date, and that makes me feel uncomfortable.
Number 4 is the winner. She has a nice clean nymph-on-the-beach look, with eyes that say she knows more than she's letting on. Features are all in order, with something both fresh and sultry hanging around her like that bluegreen veil.
In short, I'd do her.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-12-14 22:20:31 EST (#)
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hmm - you know, part of being over 18 is developing real curves. I don't mean fat, I mean the actual hip to waist ratio kind of curves.
Guess I'm too curvy for porn. Oh well! There goes THAT dream!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-14 21:54:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I only really recognize Liz Vicious, but #1 was good looking also I thought.
Liz takes the win for me, because of those eyes, they just draw you in like tractor beams somehow.
Don't know if that reflects on my porn preference though, since I don't recognize any of the others, but perhaps my ignorance of them reflects more than I realize.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-14 21:29:02 EST (#)
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I like 3. She looks like she could be your next door neighbor, and she would probably dig my music and laugh at my jokes.
I also believe that strippers like me.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-12-14 18:00:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-14 17:53:51 EST (#)
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number one far and away, even once the airbrush gun is put away.
the reason is mostly the whole she-looks-older-than-16 thing.
i didn't want to fuck teenagers when i was a teenager, why would i want to fuck them now?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-12-14 17:20:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-12-14 16:27:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-12-14 13:20:35 PST (#)
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Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2008-12-14 10:15:46 EST (#)
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I can say that I honestly find none of them attractive - and it has nothing to do with them being redheads or anything like that.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-12-14 16:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, none of these chicks really do it for me. Too skinny.
I like women that are far breastier than any of the above pictured.
However, I did go to high school with a "Nicole Scott" (no, that's not her), so that's trippy.
The Nicole I knew was kind of a bitch. I wonder if she knows somebody used her name as a porn name.
It'd be funny if she had prospective employers googling her and getting a bunch of NSFW links in the results.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-12-14 16:27:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-12-14 13:20:35 PST (#)
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Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2008-12-14 10:15:46 EST (#)
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I can say that I honestly find none of them attractive - and it has nothing to do with them being redheads or anything like that.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-12-14 16:20:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2008-12-14 10:15:46 EST (#)
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I can say that I honestly find none of them attractive - and it has nothing to do with them being redheads or anything like that.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2008-12-14 15:35:31 EST (#)
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I'm not gonna lie. All except for #1 and possibly #3 look underage.
If I had to choose, #2, but still the underage thing sort of turns me off.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-14 15:13:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-14 14:25:29 EST (#)
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oh and the reason i'm giving you a +1 and not a +2 is because i replayed that awful night in my mind because of this post and now i am upset again.
if ever the day comes where i can get over what happened then i will come back and +2 this post.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-14 14:23:37 EST (#)
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2 4 1 3
1 - too much make up. that is seriously a turn off for me. i can not stand that much make up. i dont need people inflicting their insecurities on me and this girl's face screams insecure.
2 - I just have a thing for smaller girls. I dont know why, but I do. I dont think she's a redhead though.
3 - I probably wouldnt physically throw her out of bed but I might make fun of her bacne while i put it up her butt.
4 - Looks exactly like my friend's redheaded cousin who i hooked up with a few months ago, if by "hooked up with" I mean I had the most disgusting thing ever happen to me before I finished up, and I may never recover from it.
I have the flu and my throat feels like I'm swallowing razorblades. I cant call in sick to work though because I have to buy fucking christmas presents for my family and I need money to renew my gym pass.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-14 14:07:00 EST (#)
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she's busy eating beetles and hanging upside down in the park
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-14 14:04:48 EST (#)
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Where's Inion De Trua?
We need Katy's input on all of this.
Christ, she probably knows at least one of them...
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-12-14 13:13:35 EST (#)
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i'd go for # 1, although she reminds me of that angry chick in prison break (though they hardly look alike)
the rest-meh. i haven't seen any of their 'work' so i can't base my selection on that either, but if i had to rank them then it would be...
4 3 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-14 13:06:13 EST (#)
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oh and i like number 2, but i would have to ask her for id and where she buys her moisturizer
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-14 13:03:42 EST (#)
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Forgetting what I know about them already, I'd go with #4, purely on the attractiveness factor. I like her eyes, that cute little nose and lips that look like they should be wrapped around...
...a bottle of Michelob. If she was indicative of the type of porn I enjoy, Heather would spend all her dough on therapy, so no to your last question.
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Irrelevant review point: #3 gets the girl-next-door award, because she looks exactly like the girl next door.
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Now, knowing what I know about them, I'd probably go with #2. Not only because of my proclivities toward goth chicks, but also because I'd like to tie her across a table, shove a huge dildo in her ass and savagely fuck her pussy until a) the table breaks, b) she begs me to put my dick in her ass WITH the dildo or c) she calls me "El Presidente" as she cums. I'd blow my load on her back, clean up with her t-shirt, steal some money out of her purse and roll her out the front door still tied to the table.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-14 13:02:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-12-14 16:32:16 GMT (#)
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but softcore is ghey.
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oh sacrilicous, you are ace
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-14 12:59:10 EST (#)
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I found that I could get erect spanking it to #4, but couldn't actually toss a batch until I watched #2 swallow the pole.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-14 12:57:05 EST (#)
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porn is for bad people
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-12-14 12:40:11 EST (#)
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pedo porn?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-12-14 12:38:44 EST (#)
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The only one that actually looks like a woman is #1. 4 looks like she's about 12 and Vicious... well, she looks like she's about 10 yrs overdue a good slap.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-14 12:23:07 EST (#)
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All too skinny. Gimme a corn-fed girl.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-12-14 11:37:33 EST (#)
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I think #1 may be a man.
Liz viscous would be attractive other than her probably tasting like a godamn ashtray and talking about how dark her life is.
What is the deal with number three. Very next door, cute. I am guessing that means she does extreme anal.
I dig number 4, big time.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-12-14 11:32:16 EST (#)
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OK to answer your question on whether the choice of head shot reflects the type of porn style someone prefers, I'll just say on first impression: 1-glam, 2-goth, 3 ...amateurish? girl-next-door? not sure, 4-playboyish/softcore. I don't think these particular photos are all that definitive of the style though, and while everyone has their preferences, they're not always limited to one style and I don't know that the style of the photo would win over the attractiveness of the girl for some people. For example, #4 might be the prettiest to me, but softcore is ghey.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-14 10:38:40 EST (#)
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1 4 2 3
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-12-14 10:36:46 EST (#)
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From a woman's perspective (hush Method): I'm not particularly attracted to any of these woman based on these photos, and without knowing who #3 is, I have to believe there is a better photograph of her available somewhere. #4 is pretty, but not my 'type' (I don't really have a type but she's not it) and Liz Vicious is kind of cute but I know who she is and from what little I've seen of her 'work,' I say meh.
Sasha Grey (not a redhead) is prettier than all of them, in my opinion. Some of her work is a bit extreme, but I wouldn't know that from looking at a photograph of her.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-12-14 10:34:23 EST (#)
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Boy, I don't know. You gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot.
-- Homer Simpson
Selma's Choice
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-14 10:18:36 EST (#)
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I would like to have Liz Vicious disqualified on the grounds that she's not a true ginger.
I'd like to present Exhibit A:
Sunlight.
Thank you, no further questions
Oh and the last one (Heather) is the only pretty one. The other ones look like melted G.I. Joes
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-12-14 10:15:47 EST (#)
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Well let's call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would
say, `Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't
Homer J. Simpson.'
-- Homer Simpson
Secrets of a Successful Marriage
Langford
She is the most physically attractive to me. I don't know her specialty though.
but if you told me I must bed one of them I would pick her.
I don't much go in for stickwomen and Liz seems like a stick woman.
the other two actually look like blonds to me.
Physically she is the reddest on the head, and has the most curves of the group presented.
I too prefer redheads with pale skin. Though pale skinned brunettes do it for me too just not as good.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2008-12-14 10:15:46 EST (#)
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I can say that I honestly find none of them attractive - and it has nothing to do with them being redheads or anything like that.
1. The shape of her face bothers me...I can't quite place my finger on why, but it does. Also, her facial expression screams "I'm an angry bitch."
2. I never liked goth/emo/whatever-the-hell-she-is types of girls. Lighter complexion is nice and all, but the fact that she smokes cancels it out for me.
3. Her eyes are too far apart and her thumbs are stubby. On top of that, she looks dumb as a brick.
4. Too thin and reminds me of an Olsen twin
Sorry - I just don't like any of the examples you posted
+2 anyhow because I woke up my roommate by yelling 'Woah! Firecrotch!' When I Googled #3