Some thoughts (501 hits)
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Submitted by Erosion dRoolz (View user info) at 2008-12-14 14:20:23 EST
1. Josh Groban never saw it comin'.
2. Eliza Dushku is nowhere NEAR as attractive as people say she is.
3. Doing coke doesn't make your nose big. Being a Jew makes your nose big.
4. Sometimes, for fun, I pee in the garbage can in public restrooms.
5. You ever see old people with tennis balls on their walkers? You ever want to chase after them with a tennis racket?
6. Robots are strong.
7. Silly rabbit, frosted flakes are the taste that kids are born to love!
8. I would have fucked Ellen Page in Hard Candy.
9. When I think about you... I touch myself.
10. GET IN THE CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11. Why does Lewis Black have to scream everything? Just once I want to see him play a deaf-mute quadriplegic.
12. Flirting with a preggo is awkward.
13. Good looking girls don't work in the Orlando porn shops. It's all damn/shits. From the back, you're thinking "Damn..." and when they turn around you think "SHIT!!!" Then you bust a chunky.
14. I think Christ would make off color jokes about himself.
15. I wouldn't fuck a fat girl... unless she was Asian. I think I could handle fucking a fat asian chick.
16. From a distance, the Sinatra stamps kind of look like they have Obama on them.
17. With the number of hot ass friends I have, how do I get laid so little?
18. Sometimes after eating KFC, my farts will smell exactly like the chicken.
19. I saw a retarded guy get punched in the face today. What a great day.
20. The Apple store hires a lot of hot chicks... that have absolutely...nothing... to say.
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Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-12-17 13:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
#4 - hahaha.
When I was younger me and my friends used to piss in the bin on the last train after a night on the beer. Thing would be almost overflowing. Can't imagine how much it must have pissed off the cleaner now.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:09:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
some of these aren't bad points
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-12-15 01:12:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-22 die.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-14 21:39:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
21. You're a fucking retard.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-14 18:32:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-12-14 18:07:56 EST (#)
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Everybody ends up fucking their friends...
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-14 18:03:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Fucking your firends is a bad idea. Unless of course they're your hot ass-friends.
http://xkcd.com/37/
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-14 17:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i had a friend who thought pinching a loaf in the middle of the floor of fast food bathrooms was the height of hilarity.
he would have fit in well around here.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-14 16:51:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Fair Enough...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-14 15:19:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-14 15:06:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-12-14 14:37:27 EST (#)
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