Green Eggs and Ham (849 hits)
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Submitted by Majul Cartoons (View user info) at 2008-12-14 17:01:40 EST
Read the paper, I did this day.
American economy they say went gay.
I swear, I swear, I watched today,
Chrysler and Ford want you to pay.
Billions of dollars they want to get,
Billions of dollars to clear their debt,
GM and Chrysler and Ford all met, don't sweat,
To Congress they made a threat.
Taxpayer money they want from you. Taxpayer money they want, they do.
Tax payer money to get them through,
Taxpayer money for jets they flew.
Jets, jets, J-E-T-S, jets.
I frequently think now and again, of glorious cars Ford helped me attain.
I drove a Falcon, Fairmont, Fairlane.
I drove a Capri, Courier, Corsair,
I drove a Focus, Festiva, K.A
I drove an Exceptionally Exquisite Eccentric Electric Engine Escape. I drove today... I have to say; a horrible hybrid cliché. Got lost on the way, it's just too fray.
I will not sway, sure there's cache, but to my dismay, it's way too gay.
GM, Chrysler and Ford, they suck. Ford made a truck, who gives a fuck?
They're out of luck, I'm not a schmuck, just don't want to give them a buck.
Then there's a breeze, I slowly freeze. I laugh at Chinese and start to sneeze.
I look at my peas, eat some blue cheese as my chest begins to squeeze.
I don't like to tease, but these companies I need to appease.
My knowledge of bailouts is tremendously wide, we bailed 'em out boiled, we bailed them out fried.
Most ensured, double and scrambled, ambled and shmumbled and compliment framebled.
We've bailed them out beaten, squeezled and squazzled, frizzled, catizzled, bamboozled and fuzzled. I know every way we guzzle them out, and thinking of bailouts, reminds me of banks, whose favorite dish is...
Green eggs and ham.
Watch my cartoon here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jamkN3aydpA
***PLEASE NOTE -- This has been designed as a full 20min episode and NOT as an amusing 2 minute Internet antidote. Watching only for 2 minutes will cause serious brain hemorrhaging, recurring hallucinations of Miley Cyrus and possible impotence. Also, please ensure you are heavily intoxicated or paralyzed by some sort of fish tranquilizer. You will NOT waste your time. Please enjoy...
Go read some of my other posts.... if you still don't think im an idiot..... if you do think im an idiot - go fuck yourself.
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User Reviews
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-12-22 06:08:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
On opposites day, you'd still be a complete faggot. That is how fucking gay you are.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-22 01:34:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-12-21 10:44:57 EST (#)
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boy....I didn't get very far on this at all.
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Go click on this link then fuck your mum
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120242
You are a waste of space...
Moron
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-12-21 10:44:57 EST (#)
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boy....I didn't get very far on this at all.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-21 08:14:06 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-21 07:27:14 EST (#)
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you cunt.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-21 07:27:09 EST (#)
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that was harsh actually.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-21 07:26:54 EST (#)
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...duck billed platypus? that's doesn't even make sense.
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Are you so moronically stupid that you can't even comprehend a very simple sentence? You make Sicosemen look clever.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-21 07:09:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-12-20 10:16:52 EST (#)
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It's hard to be embarassingly bad on uber, but somehow you succeed.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-20 07:38:46 EST (#)
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Go fuck a duck billed platypus.
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you mean to say "embarrassingly bad"... right? moron
...duck billed platypus? that's doesn't even make sense.
Fuck you morons... you retarded fucking mutants can't even string a sentence together, no wonder the world is failing.
you're bitter because you're angry about the sad failing life you lead not me... Here's the truth; I'm better then you, I'm richer then you and i'm better looking then you... accept and get over it, cherish my work
Seriously, you're not worthy of licking my ball sack
but that's only 90% of you
Fucking sad
Morons
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-12-20 10:16:52 EST (#)
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It's hard to be embarassingly bad on uber, but somehow you succeed.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-20 07:38:46 EST (#)
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Go fuck a duck billed platypus.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-18 22:48:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Desz (user info) at 2008-12-18 22:39:45 EST (#)
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still NO
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um... no what?
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Probably means:
NO! you bad BAD god! stop it!
Looks like uber has problems in disciplining you.
Off to the pound with you!
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Freudian slip of the tongue... right?
Submitted by Desz (user info) at 2008-12-18 22:41:24 EST (#)
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Just to make sure i don't add to your superiority complex.
i meant DOG not god...
Submitted by Desz (user info) at 2008-12-18 22:39:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-15 21:58:14 WST (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-15 08:11:32 EST (#)
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still NO
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um... no what?
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Probably means:
NO! you bad BAD god! stop it!
Looks like uber has problems in disciplining you.
Off to the pound with you!
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-18 22:04:50 EST (#)
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OK
I challenge any of you "THUPA" people to write a better Dr. Seuss poem then mine.
I will judge them (trust me, i will be fair) and if i honestly believe its better i will post you a cheque for $100.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
Try me
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-18 21:45:32 EST (#)
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Honestly, this post is better then any of your "THUPA" submissions...
and i didn't even try. I never read Dr. Seuss, i don't even own any of his books.
I couldn't find any of his writing on the internet so i watched one youtube video (it happened to be green eggs and ham)
I got drunk on Hennessy and wrote this in about an hour.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-15 09:31:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-15 08:11:32 EST (#)
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still NO
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I think you kind of like me... in a good way, right?
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-15 08:58:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-15 08:11:32 EST (#)
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still NO
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um... no what?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-15 08:11:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
still NO
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-15 07:01:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-15 06:00:47 EST (#)
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Family guy is funnier than you. Don't try and be them.
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i know you like me.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-15 06:00:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Family guy is funnier than you. Don't try and be them.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-15 04:57:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-15 03:14:54 EST (#)
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No Comment
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Please come back and leave a comment.
Dictated but not read
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-15 03:14:54 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-15 02:30:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-14 21:38:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Perfect score!
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Thank you, but no matter what you say, i know you enjoyed it.
Its quite sad, all these people ranking it down because they hate me.
Deep down inside, they know its good...,
Thanks
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-14 23:27:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-14 23:09:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nah, I'm just fucking with you, bitch.
This was shit.
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I see much promise in you, young padawan.
not now, but one day...
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-14 23:09:48 EST (#)
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Nah, I'm just fucking with you, bitch.
This was shit.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-14 22:35:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-14 22:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mavrick rating
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Thank you, you might just be in that 10% margin
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-14 22:33:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-14 22:09:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know I'm just feeding the bears here but you're good f...
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Thanks, I stopped reading mid-word, but i'm sure the rest of your monologue talks about how much you like me.
The 10% of non retarded people are coming
Moron
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-14 22:09:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I know I'm just feeding the bears here but you're good for a waste of time...
I will always be smarter than you, simian. If an acute glioblastoma was to turn the largest part of my cerebral cortex into Swiss cheese, I'd still be smarter than you. If you were John Travolta in Phenomenon, I'd still be smarter than you. If a meteorite severed my skull slightly above my lower jaw... well, even you should get the picture by now. So if I and other users here are morons, you, my friend, are exponentially further down the scale.
You're too stupid to even realize the sheer idiocy of your own words. You aren't clever, edgy or even slightly amusing. Your animation is utterly pathetic and excruciatingly unoriginal. If it were worth anything at all, you certainly wouldn't be pimping it in this backwater shithole. You're a talentless hack. When they said you were "special" in school, they didn't mean it as a compliment, Corky. Either through your own deluded self-importance or your parents' unwillingness to let you know that you were merely Mommy's Little Mistake, you've managed to construct this ill-founded arrogance that does nothing more than make you look like a giant, discarded douche. Wait... That's not fair; douches have a purpose.
If my three-letter reply caused you to go on a genocidal diatribe that was a titanically failed attempt at wit, then I'm afraid you're too far gone to be considered a viable member of humanity anymore.
Troglodyte #34209, please report to your nearest sterilization station. While we won't steal your joy of jerking off into your happy sock, errr "having sex with a girl", we simply cannot allow you to procreate. Forfeit your seed for the good of the human race. It's not too late.
Thank you for cooperation. Have a day.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-14 22:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mavrick rating
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-14 21:38:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Perfect score!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-14 20:45:28 EST (#)
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No Comment
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-14 20:17:18 EST (#)
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Never let it be said that you don't suck a mean dick Marjory, because you do princess. You dick sucker you. Your animation is dreadful by the way. Really dreadful. I'd give it up if I were you. Quite seriously.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-14 20:12:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-14 18:31:26 EST (#)
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bye
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About 90% of the worlds population are morons... you belong in that group.
However, the remaining 10% are not, they are better then you.
I deliver the message of peace, tranquility and love. 90% of the population are either stupid or retarded.
I propose to invade countries one by one, starting with Poland, setting up concentration camps and gassing 90% of our population.
Once and for all ridding the world from morons.
Moron
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-14 18:31:26 EST (#)
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bye
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-14 18:29:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-12-14 17:16:38 EST (#)
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hahahahaha, you leave no comment, but rate it...
i wrote this whole thing while drunk, you suck...
go suck your dads cock while your mum tightly grips your balls and sniffs.
You Fail.
Morons
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