WTF 80 min and counting (409 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: -1.37 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Joe<socialist_joe.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-12-15 06:50:45 EST
I have ta be ta work in exactly
79 min
78 min
i forgot ta sleep the last 2 days
this should be fun
i smell something like a dead horse
77
maybe i should take a shower
but that takes too much time
im just boned
call off?
im wasting precious time here
76
i wonder if my partner will swoop by
74
dazed out for 2 min
thats as good as sleep right?
no
fuck
i will make it
73
i just need coffe
and ...
72
fuck it
more alcohol
if they want me ta work ima be drunk
and tired
71
syrup
and booze
and waffles
and chicken
with some hash
and...
70
User Reviews
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
kick it in bust his fucking shit up
i made it by the way
6 hours late
cause i passed out eating
tell me i wasnt drunk nigga
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-15 11:06:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thats about as long as my dumb ass neighbor's morning alarm has been going off. he is, of course, 200 miles away, home for winter break. the only person with a master key did not sleep here last night and if it does not go off soon i am going to kick his door down.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-15 10:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
great post
Submitted by SensibleShoes (user info) at 2008-12-15 10:06:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-12-15 07:26:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate fake drunk posts.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-12-15 09:09:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I couldn't give a fuck less. Weird that.
Submitted by BigBuffty (user info) at 2008-12-15 09:07:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
so how's your anus? still bleeding after the beating it had last night?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-15 07:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Next time you're making waffles, heat real maple syrup with a bit of butter and Jack Daniels. Fry up some crisp bacon and put it right on top of the waffle batter in the cooker. Breakfast of Champions right there.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-15 07:30:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i logged in just to give you this
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-12-15 07:26:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate fake drunk posts.