i really enjoy hummus (3071 hits)
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Submitted by ghola (View user info) at 2008-12-15 13:00:11 EST
and you?
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-12-19 02:19:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I like hummus, but not this post.
Submitted by DTII (user info) at 2008-12-16 19:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-12-16 17:48:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Honestly...
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2008-12-16 17:23:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-12-16 10:54:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I swear I read this as "I really enjoy humans"
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As did I, but that's only because I was looking for something arguable.
NextTimeGadget.wav
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2008-12-16 16:58:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should try it slathered all over a fist into your mouth.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-12-16 16:32:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i really enjoy hummers
Submitted by Offspring (user info) at 2008-12-16 14:28:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sometimes.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:04:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit... What happened here?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:39:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart: What'd you do? Screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger
than Jesus?
Homer: All the time. It was the title of our second album.
Homer's Barbershop Quartet
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:31:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it is yummy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:28:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You might have to make a token guest appearance on MY next post...if I ever decide to post again.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i know, right?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:30:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was the recipient of an awesome hummer this morning! NO KIDDING!
It was about fucking time.
PS> Nice post, ghola. 2000 hits for...for....I'm not sure.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:13:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-12-16 10:54:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I swear I read this as "I really enjoy humans"
Submitted by BigBuffty (user info) at 2008-12-16 10:54:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-12-16 07:23:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Girl post.
250 reviews on a two word post.
and she always posts when I do.
this is the only time I feel cursed for having a wang.
A majestic wang!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-12-16 06:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I used to babysit for the chick that invented 'Lisa's Hummus' I don't think that means much internationally. I only mention it because she called one of her boys 'Aslan'. No one should be calling their kids names from a popular book.
If I met a four year old kid called Harry, I'd laugh in his face.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-12-16 02:05:33 EST (#)
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Ghola, this post is an embarrassment. http://tinyurl.com/5z2dq4
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-16 01:32:31 EST (#)
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Yeah Method, normally I wouldn't indulge but I've depleted my surroundings of the meat of men. And horses? ew.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-12-15 23:25:29 EST (#)
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Poor, poor Bubba. A chicken-hawk with a broken-wing carrying a bent crowbar.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-15 21:51:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Doesn't say anything about hummus there:
Orkish diet
In The Hobbit, Tolkien indicates that Orcs are "always hungry", although given the demeanour of that book, it is not clear if this is an exaggeration or not. Orcs do eat all manner of flesh, including those of men and horses, except perhaps their own, although the implications of cannibalism among Orcs is alluded to quite frequently. In Chapter II of The Two Towers, Grishnákh, leader of the Mordor Uruks, accuses the Uruks of Saruman (who look different from them) of eating Orc-flesh, which the latter angrily deny, indicating that cannibalism is a taboo in Orc society (or simply that Orcs consider each other inferior eating). Later Shagrat of Cirith Ungol threatens to "eat" a disobedient snaga (slave), although this could be simply an emotional or symbolic threat (prior to this, however, Shagrat indicates that Gorbag could be "for the pot" after suggesting that the envenomated Frodo should "go in the pot", itself indicating a stew or broth that the Orcs eat). In the film version of The Two Towers, the Uruk Uglúk beheads a rebellious orc, then says, "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!" Immediately, the Uruks fall upon the dead corpse, and entrails are seen flying through the air as the hobbits look on, stunned.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-15 21:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orc_(Middle-earth)#Orkish_diet
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-15 21:36:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:32:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Snark and Silvr are hilarious on these reviews.
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ALSO
I ALSO BOUGHT HUMMUS THIS AFTERNOON
Curse you and your influence
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 21:20:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-12-15 20:40:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:33:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:32:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Snark and Silvr are hilarious on these reviews. And then...Bubba pops up and tries to join in. It's sad, like watching a flipper kid on a soccer field.
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Two things that make me laugh my ass off:
1 - Flipper kids.
2 - Crying dolphins.
__________________________
So you must've just creamed your pants when Dolphin Boy cried on Sealab.
Pedo.
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hahahaha
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 21:19:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-12-15 20:56:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thank you snark and others.
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Nuh uh. To late missy!
I'm boycotting humus for at least ten minutes.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-12-15 21:15:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw, Doodles! Another list I didn't make it onto...
also - I'm having garlic rosemary leg of lamb tonight - step up from hummus.
mmmmmmmmmmmm
Submitted by regal1975 (user info) at 2008-12-15 21:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I love it, but can't seem to make it for crap...seriously, where the hell do you find tahini south of atlanta?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 21:02:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-12-15 20:48:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the smell makes me think of bubba.
ergo, no
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Fathead tries Latin, film at 11:00.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-12-15 20:56:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thank you snark and others.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-12-15 20:48:22 EST (#)
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the smell makes me think of bubba.
ergo, no
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-12-15 20:40:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:33:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:32:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Snark and Silvr are hilarious on these reviews. And then...Bubba pops up and tries to join in. It's sad, like watching a flipper kid on a soccer field.
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Two things that make me laugh my ass off:
1 - Flipper kids.
2 - Crying dolphins.
__________________________
So you must've just creamed your pants when Dolphin Boy cried on Sealab.
Pedo.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-15 20:29:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 20:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:45:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We saved this rather empty post from certain doom and turned it into the most bestest Humus post of all time and not so much as a "Thank You" from Ghola.
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Perhaps she's off somewhere manually pleasing herself in celebration of her recent graduation.
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**falls outta computer chair**
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 20:16:15 EST (#)
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Perhaps, though I think its more likely that she is ashamed to even admit she's been on this site after this.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 20:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:45:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We saved this rather empty post from certain doom and turned it into the most bestest Humus post of all time and not so much as a "Thank You" from Ghola.
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Perhaps she's off somewhere manually pleasing herself in celebration of her recent graduation.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-12-15 20:09:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i had a hummus wrap for lunch. yummmmmmmmmm
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:55:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that a type of jihad or what?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now I want falafel.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:50:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:48:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's because ghola knows all of oyu belong on my list.
I have one more review left until I'm categorized with you cheese eating surrender monkeys.
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Shut up, Randy!!
I gotta go. . .
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:50:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:48:45 EST (#)
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It's because ghola knows all of oyu belong on my list.
I have one more review left until I'm categorized with you cheese eating surrender monkeys.
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That means allot coming from from a Packie Pollack Republican Slave Owner like you.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:48:45 EST (#)
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It's because ghola knows all of oyu belong on my list.
I have one more review left until I'm categorized with you cheese eating surrender monkeys.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:48:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:44:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Isn't it time for all Brits to be asleep?
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Brits don't sleep. They ferment.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:45:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We saved this rather empty post from certain doom and turned it into the most bestest Humus post of all time and not so much as a "Thank You" from Ghola.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:44:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Isn't it time for all Brits to be asleep?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:44:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everyone who reviewed more than 3 times on this post belongs to one (or more of the following catagories:
Abbie / Abe / Abie
ABCD
Abo / Abbo
Afro-Saxon
Alabama Blue Gums
Albino
Alligator bait
Alter kacker / alter kocker (Yiddish) / alter kucker / A.K.
Ami
Anglo-pilferer
Ann
Ape
Apple
Argie
Aunt Jemima / Aunt Jane / Aunt Mary / Aunt Sally / Aunt Thomasina
Beaner
Boche; bosche; bosch
Bog Irish
Bohunk
Boong / bong / bung
Boonga / boong / bunga / boonie
Bounty Bar
Brownie
Buffie
CBCD
Celestial
Chalk face
Charlie
Chee-chee
Chinaman
Cheese-eating surrender monkey
Ching Chong
Chink
Cholo
Christ killer
Chug
Coconut
Coolie
Coon
Coonass, or Coon-ass
Cracker
Crow
Cunt-eyed
Curry-muncher
Dago
Darky / darkey / darkie
Dhoti
Dink
Dogan, dogun
Dune coon
Dutchman
Eight ball
Eyetie
Farang
Fenian
Flip
Foolio
Free Stater
Fritz
Frog
Gook
Gable
Gin
Gin jockey
Ginzo
Gook
Goyisher kopf
Greaseball, Greaser
Gringo
Gub, Gubba
Gweilo, gwailo, or kwai lo (鬼佬)
Gypsy, Gyppo, gippo, gypo, gyppie, gyppy, gipp
Hajji, Haji
Haole
Hapa
Heeb, Hebe
Hindoo
Honky also spelled "honkey" or "honkie"
Husky
Hun
Hymie
Ikey / ike / iky
Ikey-mo / ikeymo
Injun
Jerry
Jigaboo, jiggabo, jigarooni, jijjiboo, zigabo, jig, jigg, jigga, jigger
Jim Fish
Jock, jocky, jockie
Jungle bunny
Kaffir, kaffer, kaffir, kafir, kaffre, kuffar
Katsap
Kike or kyke
Kraut (from Sauerkraut)
Limey
Macaca (from macaque)
Mack, Mick, Mickey, Mickey Finn
Mock / moch
Mocky / moky / moxy / mockey / mockie / mocky
Monkey
Moskal
Munt
Nigel
Nig-nog
Nigger / Niger / nig / nigor / nigra / nigre
Nip
Ocker
Oreo
Paddy
Paki / Pakki
Pancake Face, Pancake
Pepper
Pickaninny
Pikey / piky / piker
Pocho / pocha
Polack
Pom, Pohm, Pommy, Pommie
Porch monkey
Powder burn
Quashie
Raghead
Redskin
Roundeye
Russki, Russkie
Saes
Sand nigger
Sassenach
Sawney
Seppo, Septic
Shiksa
Slanteyed
Skip /Skippy
Slope, slopehead, slopy, slopey
Smoked Irish / smoked Irishman
Sooty
Spade
Spic, spick, spik, spig, or spigotty
Squaw
Taffy or Taff
Taig (also Teague, Teg and Teig)
Tar baby
Teapot
Thicklips
Timber nigger
Tinker / tynekere / tinkere / tynkere, -are / tynker / tenker / tinkar / tyncar / tinkard / tynkard / tincker
Touch of the tar brush
Towel head, also towelhead .
Uncle Tom
West Briton / Westbrit
White Nigger / Wigger / Whigger / Wigga
Whitey
Wog
Wop
Yank/Yankee
Yellow
Yid
Zebra
That is all
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:42:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
2 words and over 200 reviews
If there were a picture of a man with his eyes set too closely together in his face I'd be certain this was a Hidden post
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:35:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:32:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Snark and Silvr are hilarious on these reviews. And then...Bubba pops up and tries to join in. It's sad, like watching a flipper kid on a soccer field.
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Thanks, Paul Harvey. Good day!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:33:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:32:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Snark and Silvr are hilarious on these reviews. And then...Bubba pops up and tries to join in. It's sad, like watching a flipper kid on a soccer field.
====================================
Two things that make me laugh my ass off:
1 - Flipper kids.
2 - Crying dolphins.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:32:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Snark and Silvr are hilarious on these reviews. And then...Bubba pops up and tries to join in. It's sad, like watching a flipper kid on a soccer field.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:29:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:25:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not a fan of Scientology. BUT there IS a Church of Scientology in Cary Town. Should my curiosity overwhelm me, I'm sure I could hustle a free copy of Dianetics from those motherfuckers. ;)
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Sage: Dad! I need to send a copy of Dianetics to Snark.
L Ron: Go ahead Dear!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:29:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My dearest sage:
You didn't dump that dispenser, you dirty lying liar! We all know you save that shit in mason jars under your sink to give to the kids at Halloween.
Salty Peter's Salt Water Taffy, my ass! I'll not be fooled a fifth time, you know.
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Ok, um, ewwww. I'm done now.
It's family time until 9. Have fun, kids. I gotta go be a responsible, nurturing dad and all that other parental bullshit.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:25:23 EST (#)
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Not a fan of Scientology. BUT there IS a Church of Scientology in Cary Town. Should my curiosity overwhelm me, I'm sure I could hustle a free copy of Dianetics from those motherfuckers. ;)
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:22:00 EST (#)
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Here, I'll even start you off.
SCIENTOLOGIST.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:18:19 EST (#)
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*Applies Odor Eaters to admittedly smelly feet, dumps cum dispenser, blows kisses to to Silver, Yozz, Forensic, Ghola et. al., and runs and hides like the unassuming albeit sweet, spineless cum dumpster she really, really is*
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:16:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hummus is yummus.
I'm getting Chinese for dinner...General Tso's and cheese wontons.
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Go spell a word College Girl!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:15:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi sage! I'll give you fair warning: no one is safe here. For some unknown reason, we launched an all out flame battle here and no one's been safe from random, inane insults.
So unless you're here for battle, cum-dumpster, run away now like the spineless coward you are!
P.S. Your feet smell.
P.P.S. I love you.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn you, Ghola. Because of this post, I stopped off at the store at got some sun dried tomato and garlic hummus.
It's my dinner for tonight.
I will be pungent with garlic for the next 24 hours.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:13:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why hello, Yozz.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:08:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Party's over here Sage. Nothing to see.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:08:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi silvr.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:07:11 EST (#)
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You go to hell, bob. You go to hell and you DIE!
There is no room for your racism on Uber. Sure, you fondle that Better Boy, but would you even give a Cherokee Purple the time of day? I think not. You have no credibility here anymore, bob. You are Uber-credibility-less. Yeah, I said it.
Run, Better Boy, run! bob may love you but he wants to segregate your kinfolk!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hummus is yummus.
I'm getting Chinese for dinner...General Tso's and cheese wontons.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:56:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wtf happened here!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DON'T BELIEVE THEM MY PRECIOUS
*FONDLES TOMATO*
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:43:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:41:32 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA, Snark! Well played, my good man.
Dad-on-democrat violence truly is tearing this fine country apart, and it saddens me.
I'm sorry about your dad.
...and your pores.
Very well. I accept your challenge on the stipulation that the two pinkies on your fret hand be taped together. I'll not be having any of that hippie, new-age, oh-look-I-invented-a-chord bullshit.
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Agreed. Winner gets the loser's sister and a run at Bob.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:41:32 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA, Snark! Well played, my good man.
Dad-on-democrat violence truly is tearing this fine country apart, and it saddens me.
I'm sorry about your dad.
...and your pores.
Very well. I accept your challenge on the stipulation that the two pinkies on your fret hand be taped together. I'll not be having any of that hippie, new-age, oh-look-I-invented-a-chord bullshit.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:30:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:22:57 EST (#)
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bob's a tomato racist.
Pass it on.
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Fucking Anti Tomatite.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:29:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:19:34 EST (#)
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Oh and HAR HAR! You exfoliate?
Fucking poofter.
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I HAVE HUGE PORES!
INSENSITIVE GUNT!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:27:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:16:13 EST (#)
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OH HO HO! What's this then, Snarky? Apparently, you don't know where I live. I am smack in the middle of Appalachia, jizzbomb! I can be on The Crooked Road in an hour. I can whittle a banjo out of an ash in minutes and skin it with buck hide while you fart "Dixie". I had my first banjy before I ate solid foods. Just my tuning up will make your mother call your father MY name in bed. You don't stand a chance, you syphilitic, mongoloid doofus. I AM homo redneckus, you grimy dude-lover; didn't you see my last picture tour post? I'll give you pause now to reconsider your options.
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Ha! My Mothersister wasn't born with a tongue so good luck with that! And my Dad died wrestling a democrat last year. I run this fucking hollow now and there isn't a banjo made that outplays one skinned with various hitch-hikers. You may have game but I seriously doubt you have 12 fingers which puts advantage squarely on my side. Talk all you want but when the duel ends and the dust clears you'll be back making fart sounds with your armpit, a useful skill- granted, but sooooo 1983.
P.S. A real man doesn't eat solid foods on account of having his teeth knocked out during sister sex.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:22:57 EST (#)
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bob's a tomato racist.
Pass it on.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:19:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:17:12 EST (#)
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no bob.... he was saying you were gay for wanting to have sex with men. AS IF!!
of course your anti-tomato stance makes you a queer, you dumb bunny.
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Well for the first part, duh.
But I am not an anti-tomatoist. I'd be shot on sight while walking in Little Italy if I was.
I'm an anti-sun dried anything-ist.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:19:34 EST (#)
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Oh and HAR HAR! You exfoliate?
Fucking poofter.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:17:12 EST (#)
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no bob.... he was saying you were gay for wanting to have sex with men. AS IF!!
of course your anti-tomato stance makes you a queer, you dumb bunny.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:17:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SUN DRIED TOMATOES MAKE ME HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how'd I do??
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:16:13 EST (#)
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OH HO HO! What's this then, Snarky? Apparently, you don't know where I live. I am smack in the middle of Appalachia, jizzbomb! I can be on The Crooked Road in an hour. I can whittle a banjo out of an ash in minutes and skin it with buck hide while you fart "Dixie". I had my first banjy before I ate solid foods. Just my tuning up will make your mother call your father MY name in bed. You don't stand a chance, you syphilitic, mongoloid doofus. I AM homo redneckus, you grimy dude-lover; didn't you see my last picture tour post? I'll give you pause now to reconsider your options.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:13:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:12:14 EST (#)
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Wait, I'm gay for NOT wanting sun dried tomatoes in something?
Huh?
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I'll let someone else give you the VERY obvious answer to this question.
Bubba?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:13:05 EST (#)
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goddamn bubba, i have seen my fair share of sick burns here on ubersite... but that last review? that was the sickest and most flaming sick burn of all time. i salute you, pappy.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:12:14 EST (#)
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Wait, I'm gay for NOT wanting sun dried tomatoes in something?
Huh?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:09:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:04:45 EST (#)
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it's pretty good.
I hate when people try to jazz it up though.
NO, I DO NOT WANT SUN DRIED TOMATOES IN IT, THANK YOU
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FAG!
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Oops sorry.
FAG?
That's better.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:05:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:04:45 EST (#)
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it's pretty good.
I hate when people try to jazz it up though.
NO, I DO NOT WANT SUN DRIED TOMATOES IN IT, THANK YOU
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FAG!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:04:45 EST (#)
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it's pretty good.
I hate when people try to jazz it up though.
NO, I DO NOT WANT SUN DRIED TOMATOES IN IT, THANK YOU
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:03:56 EST (#)
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Pedo-Bear was created in the image of Bubba. Truth.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:02:00 EST (#)
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Scourge, do you really like warm and fuzzy? I have something really warm and really fuzzy right here. But I ain't giving you my teddy bear, so shut up, you ignorant fucker. And take jeaaannnnneeeeeeeeee home with you and kill the slut.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:01:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:55:47 EST (#)
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i do like hummus. i make it rather frequently
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I'll bet you do *wink wink*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:57:58 EST (#)
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OH, BUBBA...WHEN I THINK OF YOUR SAVANT LIKE APTITUDE FOR MAKING SUICIDE INDUCING COMMENTS, I GET ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:56:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:51:40 EST (#)
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OMG, BUBBA, WAY TO KISS UP TO THE A-LISTERS!!! FUCKING DIPSHIT. GET THE PICTURE NOW?
RAWRtard explosion!!!!!!!!!!!
:):D:(:b:B
CAPSLOCK EMOTICON DUMBASS DIPSHIT YOUNGUN OLD APPLESAUCE RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
GET THE PICTURE GET THE PICTURE GET THE PICTURE GET THE PICTURE GET THE PICTURE
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
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ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:55:47 EST (#)
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i do like hummus. i make it rather frequently
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:55:16 EST (#)
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i believe your bud was cunty to me first, hence my response.
oh well, another one bites the dust.
i hear they are giving out arm badges for 10 bux on cafepress
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:54:31 EST (#)
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shut up, scourge, you whining asswipe. shlongy warned be about your kind.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:51:40 EST (#)
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OMG, BUBBA, WAY TO KISS UP TO THE A-LISTERS!!! FUCKING DIPSHIT. GET THE PICTURE NOW?
RAWRtard explosion!!!!!!!!!!!
:):D:(:b:B
CAPSLOCK EMOTICON DUMBASS DIPSHIT YOUNGUN OLD APPLESAUCE RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
GET THE PICTURE GET THE PICTURE GET THE PICTURE GET THE PICTURE GET THE PICTURE
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:47:29 EST (#)
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Pardon me. but I believe I just saw Mystia weigh in with a cunty comment running down my bud, Kaos. Who the fuck do you think you are, you dribbling cunt? You are not fit to carry Kaos's left testicle, nor Method's, nor mine. Get a life you retarded slut. How dare you come back after all these years and presume to resume your bullshit? You must be Doodles' uglier sister.
Please, just shut your diseased hole.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:41:06 EST (#)
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<psssstt!> hey, guys, WTF happened to Ghola? Remember her? The bitch who posts six words, including title and post body? Then gets more heat than the fires of Hell? Fuck me.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:39:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:38:14 EST (#)
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GODDAMNIT!! Please stop picking on Brian. He is a bouncer and will bounce your ass all the way to Method's store.
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Hmmmm well, might as well buy me some Humuss while I'm there.
You see what I just did there? I skillfully put the conversation back on topic without really staying on topic.
Only a true intellectual can do what I just did.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:39:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:47:17 EST (#)
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Hmmm... I'm seriously considering joining Method & Apollo's team with regards to Mystia.
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oooh looks like someone thought i meant him. Nowhere did I say Kaos-King....EVER
are you a fatty?
I have no idea. I've only seen a headshot. No boobage.
Seems like someone has a complex and does'nt feel very good about himself. Do you need a (hug) :(
Either way, join whatever club you want, johnny wannabe.
Method, STFU and go towel off, stud. Your lust for me is dripping all over this post and its smearing the type.
Perhaps a lobotomy might help rid you of your constant cravings and unhealthy emotional attachment regarding "Mystia". I hate to see you doing this to yourself. I'm just not attracted to you and you should move on and find a lady who might return your disturbing brand of affection and devotion.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:38:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 22:35:56 GMT (#)
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I saw it. I just assumed it was Kaos
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It was. It was absolute kaos. Fucking cops and press bursting in like that, it was bloody madness.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:38:14 EST (#)
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GODDAMNIT!! Please stop picking on Brian. He is a bouncer and will bounce your ass all the way to Method's store.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:35:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:35:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 22:33:04 GMT (#)
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Premature strummers are hilarious. You need to film that shit and put it on youtube
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Old news. You clearly haven't seen the clip of me in that George Michael mask in the public toilet.
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I saw it. I just assumed it was Kaos
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:35:47 EST (#)
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Three-strum cummers, a poem if ever I heard one.
ATTENTION ORGASMATRON!
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:35:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 22:33:04 GMT (#)
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Premature strummers are hilarious. You need to film that shit and put it on youtube
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Old news. You clearly haven't seen the clip of me in that George Michael mask in the public toilet.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:33:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:31:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 22:28:14 GMT (#)
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Two Words: Epic Banjo Duel.
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Ah yes, banjos at ten paces. That old chesnut.
I always lose, because I strum so hard I've cum by step three.
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Premature strummers are hilarious. You need to film that shit and put it on youtube.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:31:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 22:28:14 GMT (#)
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Two Words: Epic Banjo Duel.
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Ah yes, banjos at ten paces. That old chesnut.
I always lose, because I strum so hard I've cum by step three.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:31:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:26:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:24:18 EST (#)
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It's all about turning lemons to lemonade.
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When god gives you lemons...
YOU FIND A NEW GOD!!!
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As the Good Book says, All things come from The Lord. Apparently, that includes lemons.
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I often take lemons make lemonade and invite people over to enjoy it. It's a celebration of sorts; a Lemon Party if you will.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:29:35 EST (#)
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Rotten Kale is a natural exfoliant you hick.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:28:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:23:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:54:45 EST (#)
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I'LL RIP YOUR NICKERS YOU DIRTY LITTLE POMPADOR!
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Oh now that's fucking IT, jackass. Nobody threatens my knickers, you sonuvabitch! Or my nickers, either, for that matter. I've had it with you, Snark, you arrogant, talentless waste of mitochondria! I'm using my l33t h4xx0r skills (somebody PLEASE catch the irony) to track down where you live and I'm going to jump on a plane and come there for you, you miserable fucking fag. We'll have tea and biscuits and honey and talk impolitely about the weather and politics and the fate of amphibians in the Amazon Basin. When I'm through with our trivial banter, I'll leave a roadkill possum with a plum in its mouth in your mailbox and then I'll pee on your tires while singing "I'm a little teapot". Now what, BITCH?
p.s. You smell like rotten kale.
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OK, IT'S ON!
I'll even have Billy gas up the float plane in preparation for your arrival and don't think the gift of a dead possum and free tire wash is going to save you once you get here Mr fancy big word man.
Two Words: Epic Banjo Duel.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:27:45 EST (#)
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My sister is a lemon.
A homosexual sibling kills the lesbian fantasy :(
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:27:05 EST (#)
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<3 lots of things on this page.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:26:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:24:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 22:19:06 GMT (#)
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It's all about turning lemons to lemonade.
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When god gives you lemons...
YOU FIND A NEW GOD!!!
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As the Good Book says, All things come from The Lord. Apparently, that includes lemons.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:25:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 22:24:00 GMT (#)
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I'll send you the recipe. It's also quite useful for dead hookers and greeks
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Bring it on. I've got those 2 prostitutes under the floorboards, I just need to invite Method over for some hummus.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:24:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 22:19:06 GMT (#)
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It's all about turning lemons to lemonade.
__________________________
When god gives you lemons...
YOU FIND A NEW GOD!!!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:24:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:22:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 22:19:06 GMT (#)
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A litte soy sauce and salt and you'll have lifetime of Jerky. It's all about turning lemons to lemonade.
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And there was me considering the option of contaminating the local water supply with rotten game. That's some quality advise, right there.
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I'll send you the recipe. It's also quite useful for dead hookers and greeks.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:23:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:54:45 EST (#)
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I'LL RIP YOUR NICKERS YOU DIRTY LITTLE POMPADOR!
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Oh now that's fucking IT, jackass. Nobody threatens my knickers, you sonuvabitch! Or my nickers, either, for that matter. I've had it with you, Snark, you arrogant, talentless waste of mitochondria! I'm using my l33t h4xx0r skills (somebody PLEASE catch the irony) to track down where you live and I'm going to jump on a plane and come there for you, you miserable fucking fag. We'll have tea and biscuits and honey and talk impolitely about the weather and politics and the fate of amphibians in the Amazon Basin. When I'm through with our trivial banter, I'll leave a roadkill possum with a plum in its mouth in your mailbox and then I'll pee on your tires while singing "I'm a little teapot". Now what, BITCH?
p.s. You smell like rotten kale.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:22:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 22:19:06 GMT (#)
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A litte soy sauce and salt and you'll have lifetime of Jerky. It's all about turning lemons to lemonade.
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And there was me considering the option of contaminating the local water supply with rotten game. That's some quality advise, right there.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:21:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:17:39 EST (#)
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I have still born baby moose out the back
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ARE YOU SERIOUS???
Why aren't you readying the fires and the cooking pot?
I would eat the shit outta that stillborn baby moose...
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:19:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:17:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 22:01:38 GMT (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:00:36 EST (#)
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I'm undecided on hummus.
That is all.
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We'll see how undecided you are when I'm dragging a moose carcass across your lawn Nancy.
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That's fine and all, but can you pick up the condom after you're done with it this time? The vicar was asking some awkward questions.
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That must be someone else. I'm all about the bareback.
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It all makes sense now. I have still born baby moose out the back. If you could take it with you on your next visit, that'd be grand, as the council refused to take the corpse with the usual fortnightly rubbish collection. Fuckin' council and their 'rules'.
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A litte soy sauce and salt and you'll have lifetime of Jerky. It's all about turning lemons to lemonade.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:17:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:16:55 EST (#)
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WTF?
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duurrrr much?
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:17:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 22:11:53 GMT (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:10:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 22:01:38 GMT (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:00:36 EST (#)
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I'm undecided on hummus.
That is all.
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We'll see how undecided you are when I'm dragging a moose carcass across your lawn Nancy.
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That's fine and all, but can you pick up the condom after you're done with it this time? The vicar was asking some awkward questions.
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That must be someone else. I'm all about the bareback.
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It all makes sense now. I have still born baby moose out the back. If you could take it with you on your next visit, that'd be grand, as the council refused to take the corpse with the usual fortnightly rubbish collection. Fuckin' council and their 'rules'.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:16:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:12:50 EST (#)
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possibly the gayest comments of any uber post....
who wulda thunk that KK, snark, Joey G and method were quite so GHEY
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This coming from the lad who daydreams of rubbing lotion on a young Burt Reynolds.
Don't lie, EI. I read it on your Facebook status...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:16:55 EST (#)
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WTF?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:16:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:15:44 EST (#)
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im the alpha male here OBVIOUSLY
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I'm fucking WARNING you.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:15:44 EST (#)
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im the alpha male here OBVIOUSLY
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:14:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:12:50 EST (#)
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possibly the gayest comments of any uber post....
who wulda thunk that KK, snark, Joey G and method were quite so GHEY
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STFU before I spank you to death.
On a side note, Hummus makes a great lubricant for virtually any human / animal sexual encounter.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:14:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:12:50 EST (#)
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possibly the gayest comments of any uber post....
who wulda thunk that KK, snark, Joey G and method were quite so GHEY
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Everyone with an IQ over 7.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:12:50 EST (#)
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possibly the gayest comments of any uber post....
who wulda thunk that KK, snark, Joey G and method were quite so GHEY
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:11:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:10:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 22:01:38 GMT (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:00:36 EST (#)
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I'm undecided on hummus.
That is all.
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We'll see how undecided you are when I'm dragging a moose carcass across your lawn Nancy.
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That's fine and all, but can you pick up the condom after you're done with it this time? The vicar was asking some awkward questions.
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That must be someone else. I'm all about the bareback.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:10:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 22:01:38 GMT (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:00:36 EST (#)
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I'm undecided on hummus.
That is all.
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We'll see how undecided you are when I'm dragging a moose carcass across your lawn Nancy.
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That's fine and all, but can you pick up the condom after you're done with it this time? The vicar was asking some awkward questions.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:10:40 EST (#)
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Wait, are you saying that I (Kaos) inserted myself into Method???
Well yes, there was that fisting incident in Baltimore. I thought we weren't to speak of it...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:10:30 EST (#)
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KK, i know you have some sexual obsession with me, personally I wish it was Coley who had these feelings.
BUT
YOU ARE GHEY
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:08:52 EST (#)
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oh and can i just say, George Bush is ace, I shall miss him.
He doesn't know what agenda they guy who threw his shoe at him had??
doofus lol
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:08:37 EST (#)
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I had to retire the beads after what YOU did to them EI.
Nasty bastard...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:08:25 EST (#)
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Kaos' breath smells like beef jerky ALL the time, dude
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:07:49 EST (#)
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... so, back to sexually objectifying the Uber women.
I'd like to hear some screams of protest, please.
Oh, but please refrain from the tired old "We Hate You, Kaos" comments. Leave those to my own posts, thank you.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:07:34 EST (#)
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bah, as if.
i heard you fucked method, and mede him choke on your beads
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:04:54 EST (#)
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Hush, EI. Orphy told me all about your miniature size situation.
Bubba, I'm not a crazy person, I just play one in my head.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:04:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:03:33 EST (#)
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George Carlin died by accidentally reading one of Bubba's comments = (
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I didn't want to tell, but Method killed Elvis. . .
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:03:33 EST (#)
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George Carlin died by accidentally reading one of Bubba's comments = (
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:01:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:00:06 EST (#)
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Well, now I'm terribly confused.
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Sounds like a mental issue to me. . .
:D
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:01:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:00:36 EST (#)
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I'm undecided on hummus.
That is all.
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We'll see how undecided you are when I'm dragging a moose carcass across your lawn Nancy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:01:01 EST (#)
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Mr impossible cant fit in my little sock hole KK, or can he..................
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:00:48 EST (#)
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That's pretty offensive Bubba, I don't think she'll appreciate that. Although she should provide you with a bit of leniency, considering your considerably deteriorated mental state.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:00:36 EST (#)
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I'm undecided on hummus.
That is all.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:00:06 EST (#)
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Well, now I'm terribly confused.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:59:12 EST (#)
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Yes, and she has hair everywhere. Hirsute poopshoot lovers, stand up and shout.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:57:19 EST (#)
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Did you just say Mystia lives in the forest and shits pellets? That she's some sort of skittish wild creature? I don't understand, is that what you're getting at?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:56:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:33:14 EST (#)
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Oh, this is the fighting page? I didn't realize there was one.
Let me begin by saying how very superior I am to every single one of you.
I've won trophies, contests, awards, rewards, olympic games, wars, bids on Ebay for people's souls, the respect of my peers AND my enemies, and free pizza from Pizza Hut for reading children's books.
I've conquered my fears, defeated my foes, trounced the competition, humiliated both the powerful and the weak, arm-wrestled dead presidents, wrangled wild bison with Kevin Costner, travelled to the past and changed bits and pieces of history.
I've outlived cancer, malaria, STR8 AIDS, Hepatitis A,B,C,D and Alpha1, Ebola, and the common cold.
I shall continue by remarking how inferior you all are to me:
"You, yes YOU who are reading this, are inferior to me. It's a fact, become accustomed to it."
I end with the following statement:
I am superior to every single one of you unter-mensch, and will crumple all of you with my mighty morphin power rangers lunch box if you don't agree.
PS: I invented time.
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Go eat soup.
bitch
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:55:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:48:00 EST (#)
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Why would you say that? She's an absolute dear!
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Leave it to the Greek to misspell a word. That's 'deer'.
livesintheforestandshitsinpellets
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:54:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:20:23 EST (#)
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Jesus didn't slap you because you were being mean, Snark.
He just fucking hates you and everything you represent.
Don't shoot me. I'm just the messenger.
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I'LL RIP YOUR NICKERS YOU DIRTY LITTLE POMPADOR!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:54:44 EST (#)
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Just another lil' hole for you to cram your Mr. Impossible in, Emission...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:51:49 EST (#)
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its quite unfortunate, i have a hole in my sock
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:49:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
... says the Greek before the anal rape begins.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:48:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why would you say that? She's an absolute dear!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:47:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hmmm... I'm seriously considering joining Method & Apollo's team with regards to Mystia.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:46:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's what's on the inside that counts!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:44:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"wet t-shirt contest"
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Considering all of the fat men on this site the poor women dont stand a chance in that contest.
The fucking man-boobage around here puts us to shame.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:37:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bubba do you like tinkering with lawnmowers
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Why? Are you a lawnmower? Then chew my pubes.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:46:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gentlemen, GENTLEMEN, I'm sure this can all be resolved with a good old fashioned "wet t-shirt contest"
Ghola, you gather up the contestants, and yes, you have to compete.
_____________________________
**insert inappropriate comment here**
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:41:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:38:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Safety Dance is my favorite 80's song!
My mp3 player only holds a 3rd of my music but that song never leaves, it's a constant, plus the 2 other remixes and extended versions i have.
i still remember the video, the miget jester and the circle dancing in the field...pure awesome!
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It's a small small world.....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Edmonds
Was the midget in the video, a very famous midget, by any accounts. Played a friggin Ewok for Chrissake!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:38:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I RECKON' I'll TRY SOME OF THEM FRENCH FRIED PERTATERS (Like Billy Bob Thorton).
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:38:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Safety Dance is my favorite 80's song!
My mp3 player only holds a 3rd of my music but that song never leaves, it's a constant, plus the 2 other remixes and extended versions i have.
i still remember the video, the miget jester and the circle dancing in the field...pure awesome!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:37:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bubba do you like tinkering with lawnmowers
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:29:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:15:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where tke fuck is Stagger_Lee??
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Australia.
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THANKS FOR THE NEWS FLAsH, SACCY. I APPRECIATE THAT!!!
SMARTASS
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:29:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:15:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where tke fuck is Stagger_Lee??
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Australia.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:26:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, I'd love to stay and help generate more heat for this but my PC is now virus-free and I must go do actual work. Fuck you, VirtumondeC and Smitfraud-c, you bastards. To whomever wrote that shit, I hope you spill a latte on the keyboard and electrocute yourselves. I hope your bowels simultaneously release as well, filling your dark, basement hole with the stench of burnt flesh, scorched shit and nerd-centric desperation. Other than that, have a great day.
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A-FUCKING-MEN to that!!! Virtumonde, JS Feeb, Smitfraud, and one or two others. Fuckers writing those work for the assholes who sell the repair software.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, I'd love to stay and help generate more heat for this but my PC is now virus-free and I must go do actual work. Fuck you, VirtumondeC and Smitfraud-c, you bastards. To whomever wrote that shit, I hope you spill a latte on the keyboard and electrocute yourselves. I hope your bowels simultaneously release as well, filling your dark, basement hole with the stench of burnt flesh, scorched shit and nerd-centric desperation. Other than that, have a great day.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:15:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where tke fuck is Stagger_Lee??
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:14:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:08:15 EST (#)
Hammertime???
Can't touch this.
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That's okay, I don't want to touch that. It's how I got genital warts in the first place.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:12:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:08:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You can dance if you want to.....you can leave your friends behind......... but if they don't dance, or if they can't dance, then they're.... no friends of mine!
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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! I can't believe that fucking worked.
Oh wait. Now it's in MY head!
Oh god oh god oh GOD!
Where's my gun?
Or some bleach.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:08:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
p.s.- chipotle and roasted red pepper are my favorite.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:08:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:33:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, this is the fighting page? I didn't realize there was one.
Let me begin by saying how very superior I am to every single one of you.
I've won trophies, contests, awards, rewards, olympic games, wars, bids on Ebay for people's souls, the respect of my peers AND my enemies, and free pizza from Pizza Hut for reading children's books.
I've conquered my fears, defeated my foes, trounced the competition, humiliated both the powerful and the weak, arm-wrestled dead presidents, wrangled wild bison with Kevin Costner, travelled to the past and changed bits and pieces of history.
I've outlived cancer, malaria, STR8 AIDS, Hepatitis A,B,C,D and Alpha1, Ebola, and the common cold.
I shall continue by remarking how inferior you all are to me:
"You, yes YOU who are reading this, are inferior to me. It's a fact, become accustomed to it."
I end with the following statement:
I am superior to every single one of you unter-mensch, and will crumple all of you with my mighty morphin power rangers lunch box if you don't agree.
PS: I invented time.
Hammertime???
Can't touch this.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:08:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:02:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh... My bad, monkeys. Apologies.
And sorry about the warts. My doctor said it wasn't contagious. Of course, he also makes me scorch mummified chicken feet with a propane torch while dancing to Men Without Hats, so he might not be all that credible.
=================================================================
You DO realize the irony inherant in your statement do you not?
Any physician that would prescribe an act which includes dancing to Men Without Hats is automatically credible!
You can dance if you want to.....you can leave your friends behind......... but if they don't dance, or if they can't dance, then they're.... no friends of mine!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:07:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOVE. I would eat it every single day if I didn't run out of it so often.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:02:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Note the lack of comma or suspension points between the titile and the text. Ghola is clearly reeling after finishing school, and has unfortunately suffered an alcohol-related partial loss of memory. Someone reminded her of an aspect of her life and, in justifiable disbelief, she has posed the question here that we may verify what she was told.
"I really enjoy hummus and you?"
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:02:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh... My bad, monkeys. Apologies.
And sorry about the warts. My doctor said it wasn't contagious. Of course, he also makes me scorch mummified chicken feet with a propane torch while dancing to Men Without Hats, so he might not be all that credible.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:00:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:37:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-12-15 20:15:44 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:11:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I do too - but come on now.
--
this post is better than any you've ever written.
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*weeps*
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95370
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wherethefuckisparttwo?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:57:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:41:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"I've outlived cancer, malaria, STR8 AIDS, Hepatitis A,B,C,D and Alpha1, Ebola, and the common cold."
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That may be, but GHEY AIDS is eating your ass ALIVE.
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Incorrect, GHEY AIDS is eating my PENIS alive, not my ass, and it's actually not GHEY AIDS at all, but genital warts, which I'm currently treating with my super-acidic gel which has to be taken 3 days on, 4 days off, and today is my first day off! YAY!
This means I can have sex tommorow after the burn scars have subsided somewhat!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:41:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"I've outlived cancer, malaria, STR8 AIDS, Hepatitis A,B,C,D and Alpha1, Ebola, and the common cold."
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That may be, but GHEY AIDS is eating your ass ALIVE.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:39:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:05:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
me to!
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to? to what??
JESUS!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:37:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-12-15 20:15:44 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:11:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I do too - but come on now.
--
this post is better than any you've ever written.
---
*weeps*
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95370
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A real man would have done all that before lunch.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:33:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, this is the fighting page? I didn't realize there was one.
Let me begin by saying how very superior I am to every single one of you.
I've won trophies, contests, awards, rewards, olympic games, wars, bids on Ebay for people's souls, the respect of my peers AND my enemies, and free pizza from Pizza Hut for reading children's books.
I've conquered my fears, defeated my foes, trounced the competition, humiliated both the powerful and the weak, arm-wrestled dead presidents, wrangled wild bison with Kevin Costner, travelled to the past and changed bits and pieces of history.
I've outlived cancer, malaria, STR8 AIDS, Hepatitis A,B,C,D and Alpha1, Ebola, and the common cold.
I shall continue by remarking how inferior you all are to me:
"You, yes YOU who are reading this, are inferior to me. It's a fact, become accustomed to it."
I end with the following statement:
I am superior to every single one of you unter-mensch, and will crumple all of you with my mighty morphin power rangers lunch box if you don't agree.
PS: I invented time.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:15:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:11:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I do too - but come on now.
--
this post is better than any you've ever written.
============
She's got you there, dude.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:26:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
psh, harmon.
this place is cat heaven, they have kitty condos, 500 toy mice and a buffet for every meal.
Jack's pussies WISH they could escape him to live here.
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:21:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No harm better come to those kittens, or else you'll have famous internet author Jack McCallum to answer to! All proceeds of "Made in the U.S.A" (available now on Amazon.com) go directly to N.A.M.F.L.A, or the "North American Man-Feline Love Association"
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you'll pay for that!
check your email, fuckface!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:20:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus didn't slap you because you were being mean, Snark.
He just fucking hates you and everything you represent.
Don't shoot me. I'm just the messenger.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:16:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:07:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shut up Silvr, i dont recall letting you out to play!
Back to the Dungeon or no soup for you!
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Go fluff your kittens, you crack-addled, street-corner harpy!
Pissing in a bowl and tossing it in the microwave does not make it soup. I don't care if you do let me have salt and pepper.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:16:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This may very well be the most popular Hummus post of all time.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:15:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:11:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I do too - but come on now.
--
this post is better than any you've ever written.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:11:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I do too - but come on now.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:09:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://israelity.com/2006/12/13/youtube-hummus/
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:07:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shut up Silvr, i dont recall letting you out to play!
Back to the Dungeon or no soup for you!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:06:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, ghola.
Yes, hummus is quite tasty.
Now unless you've come here to fight, slag, GET OFF YOUR POST!
<3
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:06:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hummers and oily greeks and cloven garlicking and chick pee and spicy pooper sauce... there's some weird stuff going on here, for a Monday.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:05:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
me to!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:05:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:03:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"you would spend the rest of the day crying and cutting yourselves"
I'm going to say this one last time:
STAY AWAY FROM MY BEDROOM WINDOW, CREEPY MCCREEPERSON! YOU DON'T KNOW MY PAIN!!!!!
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I'm afraid to reply to you. Jesus slaps sting like a mother.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hi.
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I'm going shove a magic wand so far up your ass that you spend the rest of eternity farting fairy dust.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:03:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"you would spend the rest of the day crying and cutting yourselves"
I'm going to say this one last time:
STAY AWAY FROM MY BEDROOM WINDOW, CREEPY MCCREEPERSON! YOU DON'T KNOW MY PAIN!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:03:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Way to mess up my comedic setup, you stupid fucking asshole.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hi.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:02:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:00:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Stop stalking me you filthy sow, no one was talking to you.
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Ignore him, Mystia, he's talking to me.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:00:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:58:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're falling off, Snark, you fart-huffing, muffin-faced humper of handicapped dogs.
Tighten it up, man.
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I was going to burn you all so good that you would spend the rest of the day crying and cutting yourselves but Jesus came down from heaven and slapped in in the face before I could press send, so now I got nothin.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-15 15:00:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Stop stalking me you filthy sow, no one was talking to you.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:59:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm saving up a giant megaton fucking nuclear warhead dragon-ball of fury for Mystia for the next time she forgets to take her meds, I can't deplete my reserves now
==========
Watch out, Geek, she'll beat you senseless.
BTW, I tried your recipe for gyro sauce. It was great.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:58:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're falling off, Snark, you fart-huffing, muffin-faced humper of handicapped dogs.
Tighten it up, man.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:58:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi georgie, there ya go talking bout me again when i wasn't even here.
I'm in your veins. So far under your skin i monopolize your thoughts daily, as evidenced in your daily references to me!
I can smell your oily lust thru the cyber air.
It gives me a near phobic need to shower right away!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:55:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:53:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sure it tastes better than Mortimer.
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Watch your step man.
I WILL BREAK YOU!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:55:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't get it = (
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:53:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sure it tastes better than Mortimer.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm saving up a giant megaton fucking nuclear warhead dragon-ball of fury for Mystia for the next time she forgets to take her meds, I can't deplete my reserves now
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:49:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:48:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Stop making good sense, Method, and insult someone already, ya fucking pussy!
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Method cooks his own food.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:48:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Stop making good sense, Method, and insult someone already, ya fucking pussy!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:46:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gentlemen, GENTLEMEN, I'm sure this can all be resolved with a good old fashioned "wet t-shirt contest"
Ghola, you gather up the contestants, and yes, you have to compete.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:41:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:29:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT, DICKFACE.
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I'm going to kick your dogs right in the junk.
See? Now you're getting it.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:37:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:36:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:33:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:32:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, simon, i saw your 'hilarious' joke the first thirty times you used it.
VERY GOOD JOB, CORKY!
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Another filthy Puerto Rican heard from.
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Big words from someone who eats cat shit. Go pop another handful of "choco-nuggets", shitbag.
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ahahahaha!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:36:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:33:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:32:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, simon, i saw your 'hilarious' joke the first thirty times you used it.
VERY GOOD JOB, CORKY!
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Another filthy Puerto Rican heard from.
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Big words from someone who eats cat shit. Go pop another handful of "choco-nuggets", shitbag.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:35:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:34:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
we are very clean people, snark.
you however have far too much face for your head. ha.
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That made me cry.
I give up :(
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:34:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
we are very clean people, snark.
you however have far too much face for your head. ha.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:33:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:32:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, simon, i saw your 'hilarious' joke the first thirty times you used it.
VERY GOOD JOB, CORKY!
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Another filthy Puerto Rican heard from.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:32:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, simon, i saw your 'hilarious' joke the first thirty times you used it.
VERY GOOD JOB, CORKY!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:30:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Scourge: I'm going to give your recipe a try. My daughter Sarah (nicknamed 'Sadie" :) ), makes her own hummus and it is great. After trying both maybe she'll give me the recipe to post.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:29:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT, DICKFACE.
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I'm going to kick your dogs right in the junk.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:29:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT, DICKFACE.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:28:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just wanted to give the whole e-fighting thing a try. I think I'm out of practice.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:28:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Matt, thanks for putting the glazed cinnabon down long enough to give me a shout out.
*It is physically and utterly impossible for you to go "skinny" dipping, wad load.
*http://www.ubersite.com/m/120239#2831921
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:24:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
a hummus fight?
are you kidding me?
God, I love Uber.
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Shut the fuck up you dago wop piece of irish filth. I'm going to kick you kike ass right back to africa. I'll kill your beard off you moldy pastry eating weinerdoodle. Your mom dresses sensibly and your dad treats her with respect.
I fucking hate you.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:27:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:25:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:09:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*Cue Shlongy*
"I really enjoy hummers, too."
GODDAMMIT.
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Sorry, Shlong, I couldn't resist. . .
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:27:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:24:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
a hummus fight?
are you kidding me?
God, I love Uber.
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i know, right?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:25:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:09:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*Cue Shlongy*
"I really enjoy hummers, too."
GODDAMMIT.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:25:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate it. I don't even like the word hummus.
Now hummERS...that's a different story.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:24:35 EST (#)
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a hummus fight?
are you kidding me?
God, I love Uber.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:23:08 EST (#)
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wicked burn below
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:21:06 EST (#)
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How long did it take her to find your dick?
Fat Ass.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:17:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:06:14 EST (#)
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knew i had seen him in '2 inches and proud'
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that was simon.
i'm not in that business except at the consumer side of things.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:16:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:11:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:54:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:40:56 EST (#)
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I'm going to learn how to make my own. That shit is expensive, and all it is is mashed chick peas with some seasoning.
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1 cans of chickpeas
3 - 6 cloves of garlic
4 - 6 TB tahini
1/4 C lemon juice
few TBs olive oil
salt and pepper to taste
reserve the liquid from the chickpeas. process the garlic. then add chickpeas and process. then add the rest of the ingredients and process until smooth. if it's too thick, add a bit of the reserved liquid until it's a proper consistency.
you can add whatever flavouring you like, but i think it's unnecessary.
you're welcome.
pre-made, pre-packaged hummus is fucking nasty.
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FYI - You cannot get hummus REALLY smooth unless you boil the chickpeas first - and then remove the skins. Also, NEVER put pepper in Hummus. Its chili powder only if necessary. Paprika is preferred. Lastly, I eat ALOT of garlic - but your recipe has WAY FUCKING TOO MUCH garlic in it.
N00b.
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3-6 small cloves of garlic is about 1 to 1.5 TB when processed. chili powder? chili powder is a pre-made blend of spices that people who have no fucking taste of their own use to kill the natural flavour of things while thinking they can cook.
-- OR --
your mom stopped slurping my pole long enough to call you a faggot who only knows dick because he loves it so much.
you can use either one you want, really.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:11:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:54:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:40:56 EST (#)
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I'm going to learn how to make my own. That shit is expensive, and all it is is mashed chick peas with some seasoning.
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1 cans of chickpeas
3 - 6 cloves of garlic
4 - 6 TB tahini
1/4 C lemon juice
few TBs olive oil
salt and pepper to taste
reserve the liquid from the chickpeas. process the garlic. then add chickpeas and process. then add the rest of the ingredients and process until smooth. if it's too thick, add a bit of the reserved liquid until it's a proper consistency.
you can add whatever flavouring you like, but i think it's unnecessary.
you're welcome.
pre-made, pre-packaged hummus is fucking nasty.
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FYI - You cannot get hummus REALLY smooth unless you boil the chickpeas first - and then remove the skins. Also, NEVER put pepper in Hummus. Its chili powder only if necessary. Paprika is preferred. Lastly, I eat ALOT of garlic - but your recipe has WAY FUCKING TOO MUCH garlic in it.
N00b.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:11:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:07:46 EST (#)
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Two words: Baba Ganoush
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Isn't that made with eggplant? I felt an egg plant once, and almost killed the chicken.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:07:46 EST (#)
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Two words: Baba Ganoush
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:06:14 EST (#)
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knew i had seen him in '2 inches and proud'
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:59:05 EST (#)
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*blinks
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V
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:58:03 EST (#)
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i mean, in addition to the addiction to gay porn of course
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:57:30 EST (#)
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knowing how to make food makes you gay?
i must be a positively flaming nancy boy.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:56:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:43:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:40:56 GMT (#)
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I live off the stuff.
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Shocker
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Oh TTOM, you've been particularly nasty lately, any specific reason or has this place finally gotten to you?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:55:25 EST (#)
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always thought scourge was a GHEY
oh you know im joking ;)
baby ;)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:55:14 EST (#)
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about a buck and a half for a huge portion, below
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:54:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:40:56 EST (#)
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I'm going to learn how to make my own. That shit is expensive, and all it is is mashed chick peas with some seasoning.
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1 cans of chickpeas
3 - 6 cloves of garlic
4 - 6 TB tahini
1/4 C lemon juice
few TBs olive oil
salt and pepper to taste
reserve the liquid from the chickpeas. process the garlic. then add chickpeas and process. then add the rest of the ingredients and process until smooth. if it's too thick, add a bit of the reserved liquid until it's a proper consistency.
you can add whatever flavouring you like, but i think it's unnecessary.
you're welcome.
pre-made, pre-packaged hummus is fucking nasty.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:48:10 EST (#)
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you may like this
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=hummus&btnG=Google+Search&meta=
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:43:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:40:56 GMT (#)
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I live off the stuff.
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Shocker
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:40:56 EST (#)
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I live off the stuff. Sabra makes the best hummus. Roasted red pepper is the best, followed by greek olive (har har) then by pine nut then by garlic. The chipotle and supremely spicy taste like cack.
I'm going to learn how to make my own. That shit is expensive, and all it is is mashed chick peas with some seasoning.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:38:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:30:12 EST (#)
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Jalapeno hummus FTW
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I used to go for roasted red-pepper hummus, but nextt ime I make it I will have to toss in some jalapeno's.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:35:22 EST (#)
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I thought it said humans
"IT'S A COOKBOOK!"
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:31:29 EST (#)
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i like the little three flavor party tray tribe does. i can sit there with carrots and cherry tomatoes and have a good meal.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:30:12 EST (#)
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Jalapeno hummus FTW
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:27:07 EST (#)
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I love it.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:24:48 EST (#)
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...and making stupid posts.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:22:53 EST (#)
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Effort
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:16:20 EST (#)
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You used to write posts that make me think. Flashback plz.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:15:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:08:33 EST (#)
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Uh-Oh.
Somebody graduated and now she's bored...
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no, now that i am graduated i have time to think of very important things.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:14:02 EST (#)
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I like to scrub my naked body with garlic hummus. In the summer I like to go skipping down the boardwalk near my place and hand out jars of it to random Frauleins.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:09:52 EST (#)
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*Cue Shlongy*
"I really enjoy hummers, too."
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:08:33 EST (#)
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Uh-Oh.
Somebody graduated and now she's bored...
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:05:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:05:07 EST (#)
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I approve of both flavors with a pita for dipping
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:05:01 EST (#)
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man i am eating that shit with a spoon. fuck crackers fuck pita bread
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:04:48 EST (#)
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i make a mean hummus.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:04:34 EST (#)
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Me too. Roasted red pepper is my favorite.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:02:02 EST (#)
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im eating roasted red pepper hummus.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:01:17 EST (#)
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I had some sun dried tomato and garlic hummus. Pretty damn good.