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Worst death in the world (305 hits)

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Rating: -1.27 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by UCSBguy (View user info) at 2008-12-15 16:20:00 EST


The worst death in the world would be as follows.

First you are chained to a wall and forced to watch the execution of one family member per day, chosen at random by the type of clothes you decided to wear the day you were captured. Ex: white pair of socks, baby first.. etc.. etc... Once all your family members and friends are killed your torture will begin. Of course each family member was killed in a similiar fashion to your torture. First you will be given constant mild electrical shocks all over your body for several hours. Then the tips of your fingers and toes will be burned slowly. Third your skin, once blistered, will be peeled slowly from your fingers and toes and wrapped around studded metal poles. The skin will be peeled continually up your body. When you pass out from pain you will be allowed to sleep and then tortured again upon your awakening.

An IV will be applied once the skin is peeled up past your arm to administer antibiotics and liquid nutrients, along with a saline solution to keep you hydrated. This is a long long torture. Eventually you will be a skinless living heap. Your scabs will be continuously peeled away and your body brushed with wire brushes until you eventually die of cardiac arrest.

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-15 18:02:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No way, the worst death in the world would be to be waterboarded with buckets of diarrhea until you pass out and then when you wake up being forced to watch swap.avi on repeat until it kills you (which I have on good authority that it will). If swap doesn't kill you within a few days, then the buckets of diarrhea get called back out and used to fill your lungs. So yeah, I guess I respectfully disagree with your worst death hypothesis.

It would also suck pretty bad to die like Mel Gibson in Braveheart. How much must it have sucked to live in the 14th century? Seriously.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:48:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you're fucking spooky, man.

Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:36:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

worst death in the world: under method's mom

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:00:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's right: pathertically. Look it up. You won't find it; that's how much smarter than you I am. I use words that haven't been dictionanarilated yet. See?

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:57:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Let's hope your obituary reads something along these lines.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:55:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1


wow, so edgy...




Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:54:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This is the kind of thing you think about? You're really... not pathologically sick; what's that other phrase? Starts with the same sort of sounds, though. Oh, yeah. You're really pathertically sad. That's it.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:48:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Nope, I'm going to say reading all of your posts would be much more painful.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:35:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

The worst death in the world would be as follows.

First you are chained to a wall and forced to watch one family member per day, chosen at random by the type of clothes you decided to wear the day you were captured, login to Ubersite. Ex: white pair of socks, baby first.. etc.. etc... Once all your family members and friends are members of Uber, your torture will begin. Of course each family member would be provided with a similiar user name as yours and will be treated like all Uberers are. First you will be given constant mild harassment for several hours. Then the tips of your fingers and toes will start to bleed as you type furious responses to the accusations of latent homosexuality. Third your skin, once tan, will become translucent from the monitor's glow and will peel slowly from your fingers and toes and as you are forced to watch studded metal holes. (Cue Shlongy). When you pass out from the emo pain and malnutrition you will be allowed to sleep and then logged back into Ubersite again upon your awakening.

An IV will be applied once the skin is peeled up past your arm to administer antibiotics and liquid nutrients to keep you up with all of the D-lister's posts, along with a saline solution to keep you hydrated. This is a long long torture. Eventually you will be a fat, skinless homosexual living in your parent's basement (Attn: Bart).


Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:33:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

been done

http://www.ubersite.com/m/7783#50856



Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:25:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

My wife and I do worse to each other on "Kinky Sex Thursdays."

Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:22:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I could muster up something much worse...and I'm smelling a bandwagon although it won't include me.


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