Thupa And The Thupettes (706 hits)
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Submitted by NoBardHere (View user info) at 2008-12-16 18:00:15 EST
Virginia's sons are many
And DC has its share
Abilities are rampant
But do we really care?
A bearded English major
All words are his forte'
Will kick the ass of everyone
Be that as it may
His name is known to two or three
But not to you or me
His 'Licious friend now bears his child
As all the world shall see.
Sir Feety grows within the womb
A genius soon to be
His mother smiles and bears the pain
Trying not to pee
"Forsooth, ye rhyming, writing fag"
She hollers in disgust
"I let you do me bareback
And in you I did trust"
"And yet ye filled me deep inside
Your seed you did there spill
I thought you wanted just a ride
As in my old DeVille"
But cars and twats are never pure
Though both get filled with cocks
They share at last a common thread
To get thee off thy rocks
User Reviews
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-05 17:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-24 10:15:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sorry, Apollo, I thought you britches knew about sarcasm and could tell false pomposity when you saw it. Guess not. I'll try to be less subtle for you in future. How's the Queen, wot?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-12-23 20:48:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-12-18 13:34:16 CST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-16 23:58:25 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm tasting this The Bowmore Single Malt for the first time. It's 17 years old, distilled in Islay, which, for the eleven of you who aren't world class Scotch experts, is an island in Scotland. Gold in color; definite peat and smoke notes but not as pronounced as in The Laphroaig 18yo. Ahhhh. Lingers on the tongue perfectly. One unexpected effect of this fine drop is that it makes poetry tolerable.
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shut up you sound like an idiot
agree with my chum
an american trying to appreciate european tastes should keep his/her mouth shut because its impossible to not sound like a cunt.
not a judgement just a fact of life
you damn sure know alot more than me about whisky, and theres plenty of americans that know more than me about wine but you just sound like cunts when you pontificate about it
you just don't QUITE get it.
not the subject
just how to talk about it
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-12-21 17:46:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bubba's sad sad pathetic billrhine alter below.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2008-12-18 20:15:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-18 19:06:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BTW, Rad, weren't you the self-centered control freak cocksucker who took it upon himself to modify the "best ever" files a couple of years ago? Who the living fuck do you think you are, pussyboy? God should have slapped you down right then and there, but he probably realized that you are lower in intelligence than a retarded radish, so he let you slide. Fuck you, you Vegas style retard. You are fool of epic proportions.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-18 19:00:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
See there, Rad? He sees you as a big fucking moron, just like everyone else does. . . .
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-18 16:25:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-12-18 14:34:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-16 23:58:25 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm tasting this The Bowmore Single Malt for the first time. It's 17 years old, distilled in Islay, which, for the eleven of you who aren't world class Scotch experts, is an island in Scotland. Gold in color; definite peat and smoke notes but not as pronounced as in The Laphroaig 18yo. Ahhhh. Lingers on the tongue perfectly. One unexpected effect of this fine drop is that it makes poetry tolerable.
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shut up you sound like an idiot
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Hey, thanks for reading my review! I know it takes an effort to compose such a concise and well-expressed yet unsolicited and utterly irrelevant response to a few sentences that involve you not at all, so again allow me to express my gratitude for your taking the time to provide your input! I have considered your thoughts on this, and after careful deliberation I deem them, quite unsurprisingly, to be of no value whatsoever. Thus I'll probably keep spouting my worthless internet opinions on whatever subject I like whenever the mood strikes me without the least regard to any feelings you may have on the matter. Feel free to ignore me from now on if it'll help you stay less upset by what you read. Thanks again!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-12-18 14:34:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-16 23:58:25 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm tasting this The Bowmore Single Malt for the first time. It's 17 years old, distilled in Islay, which, for the eleven of you who aren't world class Scotch experts, is an island in Scotland. Gold in color; definite peat and smoke notes but not as pronounced as in The Laphroaig 18yo. Ahhhh. Lingers on the tongue perfectly. One unexpected effect of this fine drop is that it makes poetry tolerable.
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shut up you sound like an idiot
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-18 10:42:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-12-18 07:39:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-16 23:58:25 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm tasting this The Bowmore Single Malt for the first time. It's 17 years old, distilled in Islay, which, for the eleven of you who aren't world class Scotch experts, is an island in Scotland. Gold in color; definite peat and smoke notes but not as pronounced as in The Laphroaig 18yo. Ahhhh. Lingers on the tongue perfectly. One unexpected effect of this fine drop is that it makes poetry tolerable.
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Islay is a shit hole. Full of smack-heads.
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If that's what it takes to keep 'em making good whiskey, then so be it.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-12-18 07:39:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-16 23:58:25 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm tasting this The Bowmore Single Malt for the first time. It's 17 years old, distilled in Islay, which, for the eleven of you who aren't world class Scotch experts, is an island in Scotland. Gold in color; definite peat and smoke notes but not as pronounced as in The Laphroaig 18yo. Ahhhh. Lingers on the tongue perfectly. One unexpected effect of this fine drop is that it makes poetry tolerable.
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Islay is a shit hole. Full of smack-heads.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-12-18 07:34:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-17 18:46:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-12-17 18:21:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oops
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-12-17 18:20:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
everybody thinks you're a waste of bandwidth bubba, why do you bother?
it's not banter or japes, we genuinely think you're a pathetic fuck.
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I don't give a shit what you think, asshole. Show us how much better you are than I. What? You actually suck? Well, so there it is. Go back to Britain and take your sick ass slut with you. You want to play games, dipshit? Your woman's ass looks better than your teeth.-------------
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he is right about that apollo :(
your teeth and her ass I mean
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-12-17 21:06:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmkay.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-17 20:25:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-17 18:46:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-12-17 18:21:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oops
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-12-17 18:20:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
everybody thinks you're a waste of bandwidth bubba, why do you bother?
it's not banter or japes, we genuinely think you're a pathetic fuck.
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I don't give a shit what you think, asshole. Show us how much better you are than I. What? You actually suck? Well, so there it is. Go back to Britain and take your sick ass slut with you. You want to play games, dipshit? Your woman's ass looks better than your teeth.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-12-17 18:21:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oops
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-12-17 18:20:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
everybody thinks you're a waste of bandwidth bubba, why do you bother?
it's not banter or japes, we genuinely think you're a pathetic fuck.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-12-17 18:02:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-17 14:54:07 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. Just wow. A lot of these THUPA posts sucks, but this one realy took it it to a whole new level of fail.
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I didn't read this post, and although the chances of it not being entertaining are very good, "a whole new level of fail" has been said about [random giant number punching] times, and isn't funny.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-17 17:54:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. Just wow. A lot of these THUPA posts sucks, but this one realy took it it to a whole new level of fail.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:44:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know his name. But I'm not sharing. ^_^
+2 for you
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-12-17 07:15:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I hate stupid external name changes
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-12-17 07:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-17 00:14:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-17 00:02:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
way to suck dick there, bubba.
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Shut up and render your forfeit, lardass.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-17 00:02:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
way to suck dick there, bubba.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-16 22:36:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
As with many words, there is more than one meaning. Try "suspicion" or "distrust."
Suspicion that not all was quite right. . .
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-16 22:25:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
They look at me with envy and mistrust?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-16 22:22:42 EST (#)
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People in the cheap seats look askance at Doodles, wondering why he keeps swatting the air above his head.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-16 22:09:55 EST (#)
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ADD?
That's the second thing to go over my head today
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-12-16 22:06:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-16 20:58:47 EST (#)
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Oh no, I know this is about fagamegatron.
You just have an e-boner for an oompa loompa/munchkin hybrid.
In all fairness I'd do a number on her throat, because, honestly, have you heard her "sex phone voice"?
it rocks.
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YOU would do no such thing, ADD. All true about the voice, though.
Longest gestation ever!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-16 21:46:42 EST (#)
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I believe it's called a typo, or fat-fingering the keyboard.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-16 21:37:58 EST (#)
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ZOMG BUBBA MADE A GRAMMAR AND/OR SPELLING MISTAKE WE SHOULD CALL HIM OUT ON IT AND CALL HIM A DIPSHIT!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-16 21:36:04 EST (#)
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Thanks, Rob, another case of not enough proofreading. I appreciate the comment and the crituque,
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-16 21:33:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heh, nice poem.
I don't know much about these things, but I seem to think:
"Your seed you did there spill"
Would work better as
"Your seed did you there spill"
Little change - but it seems to flow better.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-16 21:24:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
forgive me if i still find it funny.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-16 21:19:00 EST (#)
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See what I mean, Doodles? Your schtick has worn out.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-16 21:15:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
...
How am i acting 16?
Oh, dear bubba, you do realize that is illegal to have oral sex with 16 year olds right?
that IS what got you in trouble last time.
And now you're on the "naughty list" and had to tell all your neighbors.
These are BAF THOUGHTS bubba, you shouldn't have them.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-16 21:11:47 EST (#)
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Here's your inspiration, Doodles:
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-08 10:27:02 EST (#)
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Just a friendly note: At some point in life, it's no longer cute to act like you're 16.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-16 20:58:47 EST (#)
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Oh no, I know this is about fagamegatron.
You just have an e-boner for an oompa loompa/munchkin hybrid.
In all fairness I'd do a number on her throat, because, honestly, have you heard her "sex phone voice"?
it rocks.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-16 18:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm tasting this The Bowmore Single Malt for the first time. It's 17 years old, distilled in Islay, which, for the eleven of you who aren't world class Scotch experts, is an island in Scotland. Gold in color; definite peat and smoke notes but not as pronounced as in The Laphroaig 18yo. Ahhhh. Lingers on the tongue perfectly. One unexpected effect of this fine drop is that it makes poetry tolerable.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-16 18:50:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-16 18:28:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your crush on sac is really, really embarrassing bubba.
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You get just a little dumber by the minute, don't you? Whooda thunk it could happen?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-12-16 18:37:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
a nice opening shot across the bow!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-16 18:33:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What's this? Poetry?
NOT ON UBER, IT AIN'T. bart SAID SO.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-16 18:28:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your crush on sac is really, really embarrassing bubba.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-16 18:18:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-16 18:05:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pluth thucking two for da lithp.