Police report 2.0 (270 hits)
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Submitted by lotuseater (View user info) at 2008-12-18 17:31:23 EST
This report from the Pennsylvania State Police crossed my desk today. I'd have loved to be the cop that got to arrest this guy.
NATURE OF INCIDENT: Disorderly conduct
DATE: 12/16/08
LOCATION: U.S. Rt. 6 "Golden Mile," Wysox Township
VICTIM: Society
ACCUSSED (yes, with two esses): Harold James Howell Jr., 20 YOA, Warren Center, PA
INCIDENT DETAILS (verbatim): "On above dates and times Howell was cited for disorderly conduct for causing a traffic hazard by riding his tricycle in the travelled portion of SR6.
"It should be noted that Howell has the skill to accomplish this while seated backwards."
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Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2008-12-18 22:42:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what the shit?
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2008-12-18 20:26:27 EST (#)
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no
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2008-12-18 18:37:24 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-12-18 18:34:15 EST (#)
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especially since el paso is around 2000 miles away from pennsylvania. it's confusing.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-12-18 18:28:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by lotuseater (user info) at 2008-12-18 17:40:25 EST (#)
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This photo might be funnier juxtaposed with the police report if I had a way to convey what a WASPy redneck area this is.
Then again, it might not.
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nah, probably not.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-18 18:27:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Matt Sundin is now a Canuck
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-18 18:10:34 EST (#)
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I didn't have many friends growing up.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-18 17:59:13 EST (#)
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oh, hey, this post was balls
Submitted by lotuseater (user info) at 2008-12-18 17:40:25 EST (#)
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This photo might be funnier juxtaposed with the police report if I had a way to convey what a WASPy redneck area this is.
Then again, it might not.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-18 17:35:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
slight improvement
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-18 17:33:50 EST (#)
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Give up.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-18 17:33:50 EST (#)
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Give up.