THUPA $100 Challenge (463 hits)
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Submitted by Majul Cartoons (View user info) at 2008-12-18 23:09:20 EST
OK
I challenge any of you "THUPA" people to write a better Dr. Seuss poem then mine.
I will judge them (trust me, i will be fair) and if i honestly believe its better i will post you a cheque for $100.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE
If you don't care, that's fine but I will give away $100 if someone tries and beats me.
Just submit a poem in the style of Dr Suess and title it Dr. Suess or something close.
I'll read them and if its better then mine I will bow down to you in shame and mail you a cheque for $100... or bpay, paypal or whatever the fuck you want.
If you think you got talent but never got paid for it, here's your chance... probably the only one you'll get
WHY?
Because I read some of your "THUPA" submissions and thought most are crap, just simple line by line rhymes... some don't even do that.
They suck, they're not funny and extremely, extremely gay.
I thought about writing my own poem, just to test myself.
I watch a lot of CNN so obviously the one thing in my mind was auto bailout... the congress hearings are just pathetic... childish... so why not Dr Suess
I never read Dr. Seuss, i don't even own any of his books.
I couldn't find any of his writing on the internet so i watched one youtube video (it happened to be green eggs and ham)
I got drunk on Hennessy and wrote this in about an hour.
Try me
User Reviews
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-25 10:46:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-21 23:09:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Time is up...
useless fucking morons you are...
I offered money to reward talent, but there is no talent here... just stupid fucking morons
I like hummus - i hope your dad rapes you harder then ever before,
i hope your mum dies of terminal cancer in front of you... so you can watch her last patches of blood run through her paper thin vanes before she takes her last breath
I said it before
Fuck you morons... you retarded fucking mutants can't even string a sentence together for money, no wonder the world is failing.
you're bitter because you're angry about the sad failing life you lead not me... Here's the truth; I'm better then you, I'm richer then you and i'm better looking then you... accept and get over it, cherish my work
Seriously, you're not worthy of licking my ball sack
but that's only 90% of you
Fucking sad
Morons
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Listen dumbshit, nobody here wants to read what you wrote. Nobody likes you, nor cares for your opinion. Nobody want to participate in your 'competition'. It's not that we are bitter, it's that you aren't worth putting any effort into.
Now it's time for you to make a 'go fuck your dad while your mom dies or swallows cum'. God you are so unfunny and played out. Just fucking leave, already. Seriously. I'd pay you a $100 to go away.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-12-25 09:49:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hey, moron, if you read the post you'd know i offered $100 if somebody could write something better. A real cash reward for talent (unlike the actual "THUPA").
Nobody did. period.
and by the way, i never rated another post but mine, if somebody insults me and its funny i'll laugh and give credit when its due.
i hope your mum gets run over by a train and bleeds to death from a stroke right before christmas
Merry Christmas
moron
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What I meant was that you would néver like anything anyone else did more than what you're doing. Even if all the users submitted something, you'd never give away the 100.
Wait, shit. Alter.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-22 08:31:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear descendant of convicts with no talent. Eat shit.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-22 08:21:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-22 08:10:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fuck
You
I win. Where's my c-note?
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Go back to Israel, i'd rather kill my mum then give money to a fat Shylock nosed Jew. Hitler was right, he was just an underachiever.
The deadline was yesterday.
Moron
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-22 08:10:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fuck
You
I win. Where's my c-note?
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-22 08:03:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-12-22 07:14:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're such a self-obsessed asshat that you could never even come close to admitting something someone else did is better than what you've shat out.
You're just as much a 'rate the poster, not the post' person as you claim all of Uber is.
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hey, moron, if you read the post you'd know i offered $100 if somebody could write something better. A real cash reward for talent (unlike the actual "THUPA").
Nobody did. period.
and by the way, i never rated another post but mine, if somebody insults me and its funny i'll laugh and give credit when its due.
i hope your mum gets run over by a train and bleeds to death from a stroke right before christmas
Merry Christmas
moron
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-12-22 07:14:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're such a self-obsessed asshat that you could never even come close to admitting something someone else did is better than what you've shat out.
You're just as much a 'rate the poster, not the post' person as you claim all of Uber is.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-12-22 06:16:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HERE IS A BETTER POST THAN YOURS:
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WHAT DID YOU THINK FAGGOT?
SEND THE CHEQUE TO YOUR MOTHERS CUNT.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-22 00:13:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-12-21 23:29:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We're just tired of you.
I'm so bored of you I won't even finis
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Fuck you you retarded moron, you speak for yourself and nobody else. You are the reason your kids will inbreed.
Go click on your "I enjoy Hummus post" and jerk off. God, i hate people, you are just so retarded.
Go look at your shit, pure liquid shit. I hope going through your miserable poor (as in broke you failing morons) life is enough of a punishment for such stupidity.
The world is failing because of people like you.
I am better then you in every way, that's a fact. I was born rich and became successful, i am what you dream of being but will never make it, that's not harsh, its the truth.
90% of people here are not worthy of eating my shit.
Fucking failing
Morons
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-12-21 23:29:52 EST (#)
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We're just tired of you.
I'm so bored of you I won't even finis
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-21 23:09:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Time is up...
useless fucking morons you are...
I offered money to reward talent, but there is no talent here... just stupid fucking morons
I like hummus - i hope your dad rapes you harder then ever before,
i hope your mum dies of terminal cancer in front of you... so you can watch her last patches of blood run through her paper thin vanes before she takes her last breath
I said it before
Fuck you morons... you retarded fucking mutants can't even string a sentence together for money, no wonder the world is failing.
you're bitter because you're angry about the sad failing life you lead not me... Here's the truth; I'm better then you, I'm richer then you and i'm better looking then you... accept and get over it, cherish my work
Seriously, you're not worthy of licking my ball sack
but that's only 90% of you
Fucking sad
Morons
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-19 04:54:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-19 02:30:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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blah, blah, blah...
go watch soccer and start a riot you English bastard
I like the English, just not you
I hope you get audited
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-19 02:30:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-19 01:09:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-12-19 00:41:52 EST (#)
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I challenge any of you "THUPA" people to write a better Dr. Seuss poem then mine....
English, fucker, English learn it.
....better than mine.
Sie sind ein dumm Sau.
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If this is your entry... then no.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-12-19 00:41:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I challenge any of you "THUPA" people to write a better Dr. Seuss poem then mine....
English, fucker, English learn it.
....better than mine.
Sie sind ein dumm Sau.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-19 00:35:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-19 00:20:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
do you like getting fisted in the anus?
on a boat or a goat or a box or a fox or a house or a mouse or a train or a plane or in the dark or in the rain?
no?
too bad, bend over.
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No.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-19 00:20:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
do you like getting fisted in the anus?
on a boat or a goat or a box or a fox or a house or a mouse or a train or a plane or in the dark or in the rain?
no?
too bad, bend over.
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THAT WAS AWESOME. CAN I COUNT THAT AS MY ROUND TWO ENTRY? ALSO, MAJUL, YOU CAN PAYPAL THE 100 FOR THIS ENTRY TO UBERSCOURGE.at.LIKESBUTTS.COM
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-12-19 00:16:26 EST (#)
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Bangkok is in Thailand!
do i get the hundred dollars now, or what?
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-19 00:00:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-18 23:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF is "bangkok time"
Use time zones you insufferable retard
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Go look it up yourself. You know where bangkok is.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-18 23:59:12 EST (#)
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WTF is "bangkok time"
Use time zones you insufferable retard
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-18 23:58:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2008-12-18 23:55:56 EST (#)
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Nobody gives a shit about you or what you think.
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Fuck off retard, i'm giving somebody a chance to earn money for their talent... unlike the actual "THUPA"... so if you don't want to do it...
FUCK OFF
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-18 23:56:59 EST (#)
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one more thing...
i should probably put a time frame on this...
As i said it took me about an hour to write, so to make it tough i'll give you till Sunday 11.59pm (21/12/08). Bangkok time.
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2008-12-18 23:55:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nobody gives a shit about you or what you think.
Submitted by HotDogma (user info) at 2008-12-18 23:50:17 EST (#)
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you make a good point sire. judgeth not thine bale, lest thine cinemagraph be casteth unto swill
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-12-18 23:48:23 EST (#)
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nah, i'd rather just talk shit, if it's all the same to you.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-18 23:44:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-12-18 23:40:36 EST (#)
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dude, you thould've jutht thigned up for the contetht.
you wrote it in about an hour? What were doing for the other 58 minutes? smacking your pudge?
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instead of talking shit, write something better in 2 minutes, jack off for 58 minutes, post it and get paid money...
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-12-18 23:40:36 EST (#)
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dude, you thould've jutht thigned up for the contetht.
you wrote it in about an hour? What were doing for the other 58 minutes? smacking your pudge?
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-18 23:37:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by HotDogma (user info) at 2008-12-18 23:28:11 EST (#)
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I clicked the link but apparently the fine judges of uber deemed your first poem to 'blow goats' so i believe that anyone who submitted a THUPA poem which received a better rating than yours (everyone except maybe sage) is owed $100? Am I right? Am I right?
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No, in fact you are very wrong...
it received a low score because they hate me not the post,
i could just as easily posted that under a different name and received a high score... i didn't because i don't care about uber ratings.
You know something is good when you see it... period. Like Batman - "The dark Knight" - i don't need to look at imdb score to know its good, i just watched the movie and guessed it would be in the 9 star bracket.
I hate Christian bale as an actor, but i'm not going to hate a good movie just because he's in it.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-18 23:30:09 EST (#)
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the man has a point, below.
I'll be in touch.
I didn't actually read this.
I love my brain cells too much, you see?
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-12-18 23:29:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Majul Cartoons (View user info) at 2008-12-18 23:09:20 EST
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I never read Dr. Seuss, i don't even own any of his books
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ROFL!
Oh, and:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=bomb_iran
Submitted by HotDogma (user info) at 2008-12-18 23:28:11 EST (#)
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I clicked the link but apparently the fine judges of uber deemed your first poem to 'blow goats' so i believe that anyone who submitted a THUPA poem which received a better rating than yours (everyone except maybe sage) is owed $100? Am I right? Am I right?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-12-18 23:20:40 EST (#)
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suck a dick
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-18 23:15:21 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/120230
here's the link