My santa hat makes me want to disco dance (1777 hits)
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Submitted by coley (View user info) at 2008-12-19 18:45:15 EST
Look at the frightening snow monster I found in my yard this afternoon! What a horrid creature....I turned and skulked inside for fear it would chomp me with its horse teeth. What do you suggest for repellent?
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-12-23 06:42:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I would suggest my cock in her face.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-12-22 13:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SHOW US YOUR PANCREAS!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-12-22 10:07:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"In a few moments the flora wouldn't have the only white-frosted faces in the wild..."
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-12-22 10:05:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I SAW THE WORD "HAT" IN A coley POST AND IMMEDIATELY BECAME MUCH EXCITED WITH ANTICIPATION!
HOWEVER THE HAT IN THIS PHOTO IS MOST SUBSTANDARD.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115072
The holidays are not important, always remember ear flaps > no ear flaps.
IT IS VERY COLD IN MY OFFICE TODAY. I SHOULD HAVE WORN THICKER SOCKS.
YOUR APPEARANCE IS ADEQUATE AND YOU SEEM LIKE A CHARITABLE PERSON!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-12-22 09:40:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like your hat.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-12-22 09:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll take a beer now, and forget about this post.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-22 08:02:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-21 18:07:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2008-12-21 15:30:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
another coley camwhore.
imagine that.
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I know you're amazed.
Tell you what, marginwalker; just for you I'll do an actual post later this week. Just to prove that I suck at them.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2008-12-21 15:30:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
another coley camwhore.
imagine that.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-12-21 13:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
there are worse on here beleive me.. this is nothing that a trip to the dentist, and a little face skin cream cant fix. show me your body... preferably naked and I'll work on the rest.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-12-21 10:51:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
use your shotgun
http://www.shotguncoley.alienpet13.com/graphics/Shotgun_Coley_The_Wood_SMALL.jpg
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-12-21 09:13:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41GM10VQRDL._SL500_AA280_.jpg
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-12-21 07:58:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ridiculous
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-20 16:17:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lish: that is the awesomest bike ever.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 16:12:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-12-20 16:02:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-12-20 07:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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BEHOLD:
http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p136/grimacebiscuits/l_2f24a0832022964251cbdfefac294cc9.jpg
Valerie's very first bicycle, gifted to her by one Santa Claus, circa approximately 1978.
YES that is Fonzie.
YES it is pink, and says AAAAAYY!
YES it came complete with hanging placard thumbs-up photograph.
BEYOND COMPARE.
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That has got to be the coolest thing I've ever seen.
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And so, she has carried the soul of that bike with her ever since.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-12-20 16:02:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-12-20 07:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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BEHOLD:
http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p136/grimacebiscuits/l_2f24a0832022964251cbdfefac294cc9.jpg
Valerie's very first bicycle, gifted to her by one Santa Claus, circa approximately 1978.
YES that is Fonzie.
YES it is pink, and says AAAAAYY!
YES it came complete with hanging placard thumbs-up photograph.
BEYOND COMPARE.
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That has got to be the coolest thing I've ever seen.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-20 15:11:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
D-I-S-C-O
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-20 14:50:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bow wow wow
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-12-20 13:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what's up gingivitis-face
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-12-20 13:18:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://chrisglass.com/journal/images/2006/1216-misfit-toys.jpg
I bet nobody has every seen both of you in the same place at the sametime.
Submitted by phuchuebuddy (user info) at 2008-12-20 12:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice picture (no sarcasm)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-20 12:27:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
EEEEEEP!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-20 12:19:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
NURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-20 11:03:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are useless.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-12-20 07:03:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
p.s.- this is not a photo of MY actual bike, but it was the exact same one. I searched high and low of this likeness and never found it, until my sister sent it to me one day. If I looked through family photos, I'm sure I could come up with one.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-12-20 07:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:04:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ubmitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i found a fonzie thermos at the antique mall the other day.
it's bright yellow.
it says 'AAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!'
and it says 'SIT ON IT!'
and then there's a picture of fonzie leaning on his motorcycle with one thumb hooked through a belt loop and the other up in the air to encourage the ultimate coolness that comes with owning this awesome item.
and i really really want it.
and i don't think it will really work at keeping foods hot or cold
and they want $30 for it.
someone give me a good reason why buying this item is a good idea.
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? That's like saying "Give me one good reason I should take this Holy Grail back to Arthur."
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BEHOLD:
http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p136/grimacebiscuits/l_2f24a0832022964251cbdfefac294cc9.jpg
Valerie's very first bicycle, gifted to her by one Santa Claus, circa approximately 1978.
YES that is Fonzie.
YES it is pink, and says AAAAAYY!
YES it came complete with hanging placard thumbs-up photograph.
BEYOND COMPARE.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-20 05:13:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DISCO DISCO DISCOTECA
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-20 04:45:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
merry xmas hat!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:29:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hah!
The birds are in a frenzy. They're still trying to figure out what that weird noise was.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:28:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, I just love how that URL totally gives away what it is linking you to! WOOOO!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:28:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Snark:
http://www.someecards.com/upload/flirting/im_somewhat_skeptical_youre_laughing_out_loud.html
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:26:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:18:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:07:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your caps lock is a good example of how i felt when i saw it.
it might be the best thing i've ever seen in my life.
if i buy it, i will camwhore it on uber. i'm pretty sure it will rocket to the top of best ever and most viewed and be on bored at work in a matter of moments.
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ahahahahahahaha!
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That ahaha stuff was meant to be attached to Coley's youtube link. I would never assume to ever laugh at a relic as holy as that thermos.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:21:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"GOOCHY GOOCHY GOOCHY!" ahahahaha
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:18:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:07:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your caps lock is a good example of how i felt when i saw it.
it might be the best thing i've ever seen in my life.
if i buy it, i will camwhore it on uber. i'm pretty sure it will rocket to the top of best ever and most viewed and be on bored at work in a matter of moments.
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ahahahahahahaha!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:15:53 EST (#)
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see also: the MANtage!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvltzwkUEEA
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:14:02 EST (#)
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GET IT SCOURGE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MKYmCOl-DM
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:12:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:07:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your caps lock is a good example of how i felt when i saw it.
it might be the best thing i've ever seen in my life.
if i buy it, i will camwhore it on uber. i'm pretty sure it will rocket to the top of best ever and most viewed and be on bored at work in a matter of moments.
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I'm pretty sure the nations of the earth will instantaneously elect you High Overlord and God will put off the Rapture at least until your dead. 10 bucks says Jesus calls you up to go for beers.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:11:41 EST (#)
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last review was in response to the video link.
No, Snark, "not-you" shouldn't worry at all.
Same thing happens to me every Tuesday.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:10:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that was.......interesting, Snark.
Thanks to berg I have "jizz in my pants" stuck in my head.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:10:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Coley,
Based on your experience in the work that you do... if a hypothetical person (not me) were to wake up in the morning and find their fridge full of dead pigeons, and this same hypothetical person (not me) went to the bathroom and found a tattoo of Winston Churchill eating a hot dog on their belly, and feather's stuck between their teeth, should that person (not me) be concerned about their mental wellbeingness?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:08:48 EST (#)
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are you saying i should liberate the thermos from the oppressors who presently keep it captive on a dusty shelf in a drafty antique mall, wildman?
because that may be the most noble thing i've ever heard suggested on this website.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:07:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your caps lock is a good example of how i felt when i saw it.
it might be the best thing i've ever seen in my life.
if i buy it, i will camwhore it on uber. i'm pretty sure it will rocket to the top of best ever and most viewed and be on bored at work in a matter of moments.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:07:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Boost it.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:04:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ubmitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i found a fonzie thermos at the antique mall the other day.
it's bright yellow.
it says 'AAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!'
and it says 'SIT ON IT!'
and then there's a picture of fonzie leaning on his motorcycle with one thumb hooked through a belt loop and the other up in the air to encourage the ultimate coolness that comes with owning this awesome item.
and i really really want it.
and i don't think it will really work at keeping foods hot or cold
and they want $30 for it.
someone give me a good reason why buying this item is a good idea.
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? That's like saying "Give me one good reason I should take this Holy Grail back to Arthur."
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:04:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the same antique place had a rambo lunchbox, with the original thermos in it. i own that now. i don't carry meals around with me, but i'm going to now.
but i really need that fonzie thermos.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i found a fonzie thermos at the antique mall the other day.
it's bright yellow.
it says 'AAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!'
and it says 'SIT ON IT!'
and then there's a picture of fonzie leaning on his motorcycle with one thumb hooked through a belt loop and the other up in the air to encourage the ultimate coolness that comes with owning this awesome item.
and i really really want it.
and i don't think it will really work at keeping foods hot or cold
and they want $30 for it.
someone give me a good reason why buying this item is a good idea.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:58:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean the zombie thing of course.
I'd never hit you just before eating. That's just messy and wrong.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I see this in your future if you don't behave young lady!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILvkEHQPHHg
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
time to replay george michael's 'freedom' as linked below thankyouverymuchexperima
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:52:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I should not be allowed near a keyboard... or motorized vehicle... or pez dispenser.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
WTF IM NOT READING ALL OF THAT below
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:47:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
TYPED TEXTUAL WORDS AND STUFF CANNOT PROPERLY EXPRESS HOW UTTERLY DISAPPOINTED I AM AND THE MAGNITUDE OF BLAH BLAH BLAH MAKE THAT TWENTY LASHES AND RUB SALT IN THEM!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:45:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh fuck hahahahahahahahaha oopsy
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:45:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:43:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
GODDAMMIT SNARK I HAD A PERFECT 1.WHATEVER AND YOU JUS TTOTALLY DISREGARD ALL TEH EFFORT I PUT INTO THIS MONUMENTAL POST BY DRINKING WINE WITH OLD PEOPLE AND NOT RATING ME HIGHLY AT ALL TIMES OMG LIKE I MEAN REALLY I DONT CARE AND RATINGS MEAN NOTHING TO ME BUT OMG OMG OMG HOW COULD YOU SRSLY?
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On account of my monumental screw up I will let out of the personal time out and whip myself 5 more times than usual before bed.
Well 6 more times.
make that 7
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:43:22 EST (#)
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GODDAMMIT SNARK I HAD A PERFECT 1.WHATEVER AND YOU JUS TTOTALLY DISREGARD ALL TEH EFFORT I PUT INTO THIS MONUMENTAL POST BY DRINKING WINE WITH OLD PEOPLE AND NOT RATING ME HIGHLY AT ALL TIMES OMG LIKE I MEAN REALLY I DONT CARE AND RATINGS MEAN NOTHING TO ME BUT OMG OMG OMG HOW COULD YOU SRSLY?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:41:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oopsy
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:41:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll wear a scary mask.
Ha!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:39:11 EST (#)
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I HATE LARGE APPLIANCELIKE MACHINERY
Someone buy me a new fucking vacuum cleaner as well PLEASE
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:38:06 EST (#)
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You and your whiskey are insane. You cannot frighten me. I work with the mentally ill on an almost-daily basis.
And that's just uber.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Egggeuughathppp is the sound I just made when I took a sip of whiskey on the rocks.
I shoulda stayed at my landlords and drank wine. All the blue hairs had cool stories and made me feel super young but the birds have been locked in their cages all day and I had to let them out.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:34:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You will be when a tall thin Canadian shows up at your doorstep with a paddle and several books on how to behave!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:32:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I ain't scurred
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:31:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh crap. I used the C word.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:29:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have the audacity to refer to civility in this forum? Damn you, Sir, damn you to HELL!!!
:D
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:28:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:26:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*kicks Snark in the head and spits on his shoe*
HA!
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SOMEBODY IS GOING TO GET A PERSONAL TIME OUT!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:26:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*kicks Snark in the head and spits on his shoe*
HA!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My pleasure Bubs. As long as I educate even one person in the art of civilized human interaction my time has been spent well.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It has come to my attention that you are all immature and generally ill mannered. I would like you all to stop right now and act in a way more befitting your respective ages.
Thank you in advance.
deitel;edeitdeit
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Thanks, Snurk, you is a greet arBITEer.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It has come to my attention that you are all immature and generally ill mannered. I would like you all to stop right now and act in a way more befitting your respective ages.
Thank you in advance.
deitel;edeitdeit
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:03:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the best manner
the best
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:01:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry bubba
i tried being nice to you. i just recieved an email from Mrs. White. she wasn't pleased. she said that you couldn't handle the stress of our on going communication.
She suggested that untill such time that you become capable of intense social activity i refuse to communicate with you
sorry
doodles
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:00:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what manner of douchebaggery is this?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-19 23:52:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, Doodie, the bitch is dead. I killed her. She touched my stuff while changing me, and I had to kill her.
"I used to love her, but I had to.."
You know the tune. Sing it, Maltese.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-19 23:50:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And this:
Doodles (user info) 9 on 80 = 0.11
was more than you ever deserved, shitboy. Run with it. . . .
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-19 23:49:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you shouldn't argue with me.
i have your day nurse supervising all of your online conversations.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-19 23:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Of COURSE you don't get the 'Randy", you dumb asshole. I explained it once, that's all you get. I would have responded sooner, but my ISP kicked me off of the net with a message warning me to never again use the M name, nor to argue with Doodles. I wrote back and said fuck you, and kiss my ass.
I'll continue to rate as I see fit, Randy, so fuck you.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-19 23:44:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2008-12-19 23:43:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lets do it
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LETS DISCO!
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2008-12-19 23:43:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lets do it
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-19 23:43:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1 of 10 bubba reviews is on a jack post
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-19 23:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
over 1000 reviews, wow.
i still don't get the 'randy'
but if yo think people will believe i'm maltese you go ahead and call me that.
whatever i need to do to make you feel better about your situation
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-12-19 23:37:39 EST (#)
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LOL @ rating Jack 1331 times. You get a a fucking F- for life, bubba.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-19 23:35:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-19 23:31:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=bubba2341&cutoff=1000
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Jack is a very discriminating young man. Your point is, Maltese???
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-19 23:31:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=bubba2341&cutoff=1000
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-19 23:18:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SWEET
Thank you experima....George Michael dance party time!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-12-19 22:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqAedBXP6ys&feature=channel_page
<3
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-12-19 22:44:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I won't let you down
I will not give you up
Gotta have some faith in the sound
It's the one good thing that I've got
I won't let you down
So please don't give me up
cause I would really, really love to stick around, oh yeah
Heaven knows I was just a young boy
Didn't know what I wanted to be
I was every little hungry schoolgirl's pride and joy
And I guess it was enough for me
To win the race? A prettier face!
Brand new clothes and a big fat place
On your rock and roll TV
But today the way I play the game is not the same
No way
Think I'm gonna get myself happy
I think there's something you should know
I think it's time I told you so
There's something deep inside of me
There's someone else I've got to be
Take back your picture in a frame
Take back your singing in the rain
I just hope you understand
Sometimes the clothes do not make the man
All we have to do now
Is take these lies and make them true somehow
All we have to see
Is that I don't belong to you
And you don't belong to me yea yea
Freedom,
Freedom,
Freedom
You've gotta give for what you take
Freedom,
Freedom,
Freedom
You've gotta give for what you take
Heaven knows we sure had some fun boy
What a kick just a buddy and me
We had every big shot good-time band on the run boy
We were living in a fantasy
We won the race
Got out of the place
I went back home got a brand new face
For the boys on MTV
But today the way I play the game has got to change
Oh yeah
Now I'm gonna get myself happy
I think there's something you should know
I think it's time I stopped the show
There's something deep inside of me
There's someone I forgot to be
Take back your picture in a frame
Don't think that I'll be back again
I just hope you understand
Sometimes the clothes do not make the man
All we have to do now
Is take these lies and make them true somehow
All we have to see
Is that I don't belong to you
And you don't belong to me, yea yea
Freedom,
Freedom,
Freedom
You've gotta give for what you take
Freedom,
Freedom,
Freedom
You've gotta give for what you take
Well it looks like the road to heaven
But it feels like the road to hell
When I knew which side my bread was buttered
I took the knife as well
Posing for another picture
Everybody's got to sell
But when you shake your ass
They notice fast
And some mistakes were built to last
That's what you get,
That's what you get,
That's what you get,
I say that's what you get
That's what you get for changing your mind
That's what you get for changing your mind
That's what you get,
That's what you get,
And after all this time
I just hope you understand
Sometimes the clothes
Do not make the man
All we have to do now is take these lies
And make them true somehow
All we have to see is that i don't belong to you
And you don't belong to me yea yea
Freedom,
Freedom,
Freedom
You've got to give for what you take
Freedom,
Freedom,
Freedom
You've got to give for what you take
Yea you've got to give for what you, give for what you give
May not be what you want from me
Just the way it's got to be
Lose the face now
I've got to live I've got to live
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-12-19 22:43:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you are so gorgeous and i love you
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-19 22:33:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-12-19 21:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A picture of Bubba with a 4yr old boy?
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It has recently come to light that Doodles is actually Maltese, but he is still smarter than Wildman. Younger, too.
:D
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-19 22:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm young at heart. If you like this furryish hat, you'd dig my earflap hat.
You're right, FG. I miss Method :'(
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-19 22:30:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2008-12-19 21:58:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very cool seasonal hattage.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-12-19 21:36:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My wife had clothes like that. When she was 19.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-19 21:10:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You timed this all wrong. You should have posted it when Method would be around to pull your pigtails.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-12-19 21:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A picture of Bubba with a 4yr old boy?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-19 20:38:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Since I quit skiing and sledding and snowmobiling, girls in furry hats are the only thing that makes snow worthwhile.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-19 20:31:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, there's always one in a crowd...
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-19 20:22:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-19 20:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
My semen?
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yes, that would probably repel me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-19 20:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
My semen?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-12-19 20:14:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dead babies.
Also, I'm snowed in. It's pretty awesome.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-19 20:00:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have that effect on people.
Up until now it's only been women though :(
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For the record. I wasn't gay until Doodles said I was.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:53:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Veronica Corningstone: ...and that can be very distracting. Okay, so when we get to the pet shop...
Brick Tamland: [while coughing] Cough. Look over here.
[spoken]
Brick Tamland: Excuse me, Veronica?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick?
Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Brick Tamland: That's it.
Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland: No. Yes. He did.
Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.
Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?
Ian: No, Brick.
Brick Tamland: All right. Let's go.
[runs off, there is a sound of crashing off screen]
Brick Tamland: It's all right. I'm all right.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:47:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, got my parties mixed up. I always get confused between lemons and sweaters.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:47:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://lemonparty.org/
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:47:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:45:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wait wait wait
what's wrong with sweater parties???
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Nothing if you are ok with pictures of old naked gay men doing each other.
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point?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:46:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm burnin through the sky yeah
200 degrees that's why they call me mr Fahrenheit
i'm traveling at the speed of liiiiiight
i wanna make a supersonic orc out of you
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:45:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wait wait wait
what's wrong with sweater parties???
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Nothing if you are ok with pictures of old naked gay men doing each other.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wait wait wait
what's wrong with sweater parties???
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:44:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am going to cry if my dryer doesn't fix itself soon :(
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That's why the good lord gave you lungs.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:44:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am going to cry if my dryer doesn't fix itself soon :(
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:44:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sweater party
nuff said
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:43:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
surprising.
that is the ultimate republican wet dream and all.
you know
cos he is a republican.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:43:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SCOURGE SMASH
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you type semi;colon like a retarded faggot
Scourge jacks off thinking about Sarah Palin giving birth to retarded babies and rearing them to be good retarded god fearing republicans.
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I didn't know that about him.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you type semi;colon like a retarded faggot
Scourge jacks off thinking about Sarah Palin giving birth to retarded babies and rearing them to be good retarded god fearing republicans.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the semicolon is terribly underused.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:37:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:36:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
deitdel;edeitdeit
I'm trying so hard.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:37:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
doodles, call me a republican again and i'll fucking find you and kill you.
coley, i have no winter headgear that is fantastic as that. i did, however, find an awesome sweater for an ugly sweater party i'm going to tomorrow. solid red, with hearts outlined in black stitching all over it. i look pretty fucking awesome in it.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:36:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
deitdeledeitdeit
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SNARK also can't spell beccause
he thinks it is beccause
when cool kids know it really is just because
what a faggot, like scruggs. and scourge
semi;colon
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M ONLY GAY WHEN I'M HAPPY!
LIKE NOW! HAPPY AND COOL! JUST LIKE MY CAPS!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:33:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SNARK'S name is in ALL CAPS beccause he still thinks that CAPS LOCK is CRUIS CONTROL FOR COOL; when we all know that real cruis control for cool are semi;colons but you have to type it like semi;colon
or it's gay
like SNARK
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:31:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When the tables are voluntarily turned on heterosexual anal intercourse and the female servicee becomes the servicer for the man. Because most women don't have penises, a strap-on dildo is necessary.
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So you want to violate SNARK/ scourge the republican/ me with your orc dildo?
weird.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:30:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i could go with kicker of all ass, but that would just be such an obvious lie as to be embarassing.
didn't really smile.
not much to be had in the way of reading.
i've certainly seen better posts, but maybe she'll think i was referencing her looks, and as much as the BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFF!! gets thrown around, you have a nice wholesome, sweet look and why go and make some comment that could be totally misconstrued.
too late for that last one now that i'm a hundred or so words in.
you know, these rating valuations could use an awful lot of work, bart.
i could always go the 'rate in as contrary and trouble making a manner as possible' style, but you don't give a shit. really to satisfy that one i'd have to just back click, but now that i have all this time in i feel it's my right to rate this.
i'm just really conflicted here.
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Don't be conflicted my friend. Here, lay your head on Uncle Snarks breast and all your troubles will fade away.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:28:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if by "faggot" you mean "likes boys", damn, you've got me pegged.
PS look up "pegging" on urban dictionary. I know you'll thank me later.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:28:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
snark.
snark is a faggot.
but then so are coley and scourge.
really everyone here but me.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:27:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
or 3 below.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:27:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
gheyness below
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:26:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I do think, Scourge, that "I've seen better" would be fitting for any one of my posts. Especially ones with pictures.
Do you have any charming winter headgear to show off?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:25:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah...that zero felt perfect.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:24:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M SO EASILY CONFUSED!
I think I got it figured out now...
boy cat is boy but also Orion, fuzzybuttons, cuddlebumb and littleshnickens.
girl cat is girl but also Terra, kittiekisses, fluffyhugs and gummypoof.
I changed my name to deitdeledeitdeit so I can be cool like you guys cuz it's all lowercase.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i could go with kicker of all ass, but that would just be such an obvious lie as to be embarassing.
didn't really smile.
not much to be had in the way of reading.
i've certainly seen better posts, but maybe she'll think i was referencing her looks, and as much as the BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFF!! gets thrown around, you have a nice wholesome, sweet look and why go and make some comment that could be totally misconstrued.
too late for that last one now that i'm a hundred or so words in.
you know, these rating valuations could use an awful lot of work, bart.
i could always go the 'rate in as contrary and trouble making a manner as possible' style, but you don't give a shit. really to satisfy that one i'd have to just back click, but now that i have all this time in i feel it's my right to rate this.
i'm just really conflicted here.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I demand more pointless posts where you people camwhore your winter headgear!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:20:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's true, I call them girl and boy more than anything.
I kept their rescue names so as not to confuse them- girl is Terra and boy is Orion. But they also answer to 'kittens,' 'mommy's babies,' 'buddy and bunny', 'cutenesses', and...oh wow I shoulda stopped typing words ago, huh..
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:17:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, Snark you idiot! It's "girl" and "boy". All lower-case. Like all things awesome (see 'coley' and 'ee cummings' and 'kd lang').
DUH
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:16:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your cats are named Girl and Boy?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:13:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA girl just stole it from boy, and ran into the bathtub with it, and he chased her. Now they're completely out of my hair.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:11:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I would wrap presents (or physically restrain your kittens) for you anytime.
Chemical restraint is also a viable option for those times when two hands are just not enough.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:08:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm trying to wrap gifts for a party tomorrow night, but my evil kittens will not let me. What's a girl to do?
Coley's wind-up backflip Valentine HAHA RABBIT to the rescue!
You saved my evening from thousands of miles away. <3
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:08:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:05:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I will smoke more to yellow my chompers and get drunk so I have no self-awareness. Then I will post pictures of THAT. Deal?
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Deal!
I will do the same as a show of solidarity.
Long Live the Snow Monster!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:08:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHA JOKE ON YOU
My nose is pointy and lumpy.
I will try harder to avoid sunlight and fatten up, however.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:07:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orc_(Middle-earth)#The_physical_appearance_of_Orcs
Tolkien describes Orcs explicitly in one of his Letters:
...they are (or were) squat, broad, flat-nosed, sallow-skinned, with wide mouths and slant eyes; in fact degraded and repulsive versions of the (to Europeans) least lovely Mongol-types
Squat and broad? Check
Flat-nosed and sallow-skinned? roger
Wide mouths and slanty eyes? Almost.
You've almost reach 100% orc-y-ness.
congrats.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:05:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I will smoke more to yellow my chompers and get drunk so I have no self-awareness. Then I will post pictures of THAT. Deal?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:02:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your teeth are too white.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:02:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Only Mario Brothers wear plastic pants. Everyone knows that.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-12-19 19:01:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
your smile is self-conscious
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-19 18:54:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG, SNOW ORC!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-19 18:52:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
For some reason I thought you said "plastic PANTS". I was wondering how you knew I was wearing them since I purposely cropped them out.
WHERES ALL THE HATE?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-19 18:49:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The fake snow and plastic plants are a nice touch though!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-19 18:49:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am still searching for the legendary Abdominal Snowman.
QUICK SOMEONE TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR ABS IN THE SNOW
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-19 18:48:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha for a quick post this is quite funny.
That photo is a hoax just like Bigfoot and the Yeti. I once spent 30 days searching for the legendary Santa Hat Snow Monster and I found nothing.
Of course that was July... in El Salvador.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-19 18:45:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was also afraid this creature never slept. I mean, look at the bags under its eyes! Some sort of forest-dwelling nocturnal nightmare!