How Do I Atone For My Foolishness? (665 hits)
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Submitted by Humble Bubba (View user info) at 2008-12-20 00:13:00 EST
Doodles, I have been way too rude to you. You simply attempted to whack me around so you would look great to the A-Listers, and I tried to ream you for it. My God, little man, I was wrong and I freely admit it.
Please accept this, my apology, and be certain that I will +2 all of your posts, just as soon as I get the money from winning the local lottery. It shouldn't be too long yet, kind youngster.
I wish to be your friend.
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Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-05 17:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-21 15:03:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2008-12-21 05:51:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
A-Listers ???
aaah hahahahaa...
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Yes. I believe the A stands for asshole. . .
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2008-12-21 05:51:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
A-Listers ???
aaah hahahahaa...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-20 14:22:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Say you're sorry, forgive yourself, don't do it again.
That's the best way it works, I've found.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-12-20 13:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
THUPA payback's a bitch.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-20 12:42:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jägermeister. Vicks cough syrup, horse piss, and alcohol.
Seriously, I don't understand how people drink that stuff, especially when they mix it with Red Bull. Yeecchhh!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-20 12:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
18 Hail Mary's, 12 Our Fathers, and 27 shots of Jägermeister.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-12-20 12:20:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww, is someone spreading holiday cheer? Peace on Uber, and goodwill towards geeks.
...
Well, why not?
My love of all creation increased ten-fold when I fired up the new coffeemaker this morning. Sweet, dark, shade grown bliss.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-20 11:55:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HotDogma (user info) at 2008-12-20 08:26:37 EST (#)
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pathetic you wang hole. ive rubbed out humbler loads than this bubba. your probably not a bad guy, but perhaps you should shove a red hot nitting needle down your urethra (piss pipe) and think about what youve done.... just think about it.
why do you even hate him in the first place?
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Boy, they don't come any dumber than you, huh? Try to pay a little good attention there, Mr. Chitlin', maybe you'll catch on.
Submitted by HotDogma (user info) at 2008-12-20 08:26:37 EST (#)
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pathetic you wang hole. ive rubbed out humbler loads than this bubba. your probably not a bad guy, but perhaps you should shove a red hot nitting needle down your urethra (piss pipe) and think about what youve done.... just think about it.
why do you even hate him in the first place?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-20 02:19:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu suck
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:42:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hmmm...
Truth.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:21:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:20:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That was the serious part, you asshole!
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Shit. I do that at funerals too.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:20:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That was the serious part, you asshole!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:19:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:17:22 EST (#)
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I have multiple favorite parts to that video, including but not limited to:
"lollipop trees, and no one feels forlorn"
"mythical creature with a horn"
and the numerous floppy-horn shots.
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I started laughing the second I saw him running towards the camera, his silly cape flying flapping behind him.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:17:22 EST (#)
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I have multiple favorite parts to that video, including but not limited to:
"lollipop trees, and no one feels forlorn"
"mythical creature with a horn"
and the numerous floppy-horn shots.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:16:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahahahahahaha!
ahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:13:37 EST (#)
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SNARK:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MKYmCOl-DM
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:06:37 EST (#)
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I have never ever found anything that cool anywhere.
I feel empty and alone now.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-20 01:05:01 EST (#)
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uber does make the brains work not good after prolonged exposure.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:59:48 EST (#)
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Pop-ish?
Poppish?
Popii?
fuck there goes another part of my vocabulary I'll never get back.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:58:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:53:42 EST (#)
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i knew you'd like that.
was your favourite the giant tambourine pantomime, or the strumming air guitar?
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The lyrics. Definitely the poppy poorly put together bubblegum lyrics as sung by the very same person who made their stunning ubersite camwhore debut wearing a Rancid Toque.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:53:42 EST (#)
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i knew you'd like that.
was your favourite the giant tambourine pantomime, or the strumming air guitar?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:51:38 EST (#)
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I swear he dedicated it to Scourgey
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:51:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:47:22 EST (#)
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Athena, my heart felt like a shattered glass in an acid bath
I felt like one of those flattened ants you find on a crazy path
I'd of topped myself to give her time she didn't need to ask
Was I a suicidal psychopath?
She's just a girl - she's a bomb
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Actually, she's a green and orange Cockatiel that is madly in hate with the world and only makes one noise no matter how hard I try to teach her to bock like a chicken.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:49:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HO-LY-SHIT!
Ahahahahahaha Christmas came early this year!
I lost it right at the start when I heard "Get off the stage old man!"
Then between my gasps of air I heard lyrics about boys and girls and a restaurant.
I think one of the birds is in a coma.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:48:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
short eyes, below
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:47:22 EST (#)
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Athena, my heart felt like a shattered glass in an acid bath
I felt like one of those flattened ants you find on a crazy path
I'd of topped myself to give her time she didn't need to ask
Was I a suicidal psychopath?
She's just a girl - she's a bomb
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:45:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if you liked that, you'll really love this, snarkeroo
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120183
(youtube link to nirvana inside)
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:43:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:41:02 EST (#)
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really, that should just be the uber theme song.
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I just snorted and the birds freaked out. Athena landed in an empty pot on the stove. Her tiny little bird squeaks are all echoey and shit.
I suppose I should go help her out of there.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:41:02 EST (#)
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really, that should just be the uber theme song.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:39:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahahahahahaha!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:38:04 EST (#)
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this, goddamn wine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ&feature=channel_page
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:37:45 EST (#)
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if i read you and doodles interactions while this is playing it becomes a lot more entertaining.
doodles is the drums and you're the sax.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:32:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FULL TIME WARRIOR
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:31:38 EST (#)
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SNARK FTW!!!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-20 00:26:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It makes my heart sing when the Chilluns play nice.
Civilized human discourse is the corner stone of our society.
Now if you'll excuse me, I just downloaded Showgirls in high rez and it's time to go watch some poon.