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Pimples for Thupa (451 hits)

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Rating: 0.55 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Zitboy (View user info) at 2008-12-20 13:17:04 EST


The monstrous zit on her left tit
Right there beside her nipple
To my surprise it grew size
From double then to triple

I watched in awe until I saw
The thing had really festered
She said."ha ha, inside my bra
It will be quite sequestered."

My dear, beware, and have a care
It could be some new cancer
You cannot hide it all in stride
You are a titty dancer

"I'm sure you've seen that in between
My boobies they stuff dollars
Their jaws will drop when zit goes pop
I'll bet the doorman hollers."

The pimple popped in Patty's face
Whilst squeezing her own hooters
The gooey spray the old men say
Smelled like Roto Rooters








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Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-05 17:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-12-21 09:05:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-12-21 04:54:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

wtf does a roto rooter smell like



Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-12-21 04:54:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

wtf does a roto rooter smell like

Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-12-21 04:00:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2008-12-20 23:04:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

deesgusting mon

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-20 21:30:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sounds like Shel Silverstein.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-12-20 17:51:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Only you, would want a zit on a tit.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-20 14:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-12-20 13:44:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm willing to go along with this pimple theme Ubersite seems to be following today.


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