THUPA Round 2 Pairings (747 hits)
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Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2008-12-22 01:20:46 EST
Well, it's the THird Ubersite Poetry ExtrAvganza, and I have to say; before Thursday I used to fantasize about things like love and truth and beauty; but this contest has made me realize I know nothing about any of those things.
Here's a breakdown of round 1:
Monkeyswithguns, Scourge, Lungfish, Skullbiter, and Captain Thorns all advance due to forfeit.
Ghola wins in a barnburner but Shadow moves on. Snagglepuss beats Offspring in a close one.
Kaos-King, Orgasmatron, and Mudwhistle all move on.
FJ beats Assholy in the other tight match of round one.
Sacrilicious gets a perfect score to advance, but beeltea still moves on.
JoeyG, last years finalist, doesn't post.
Here are your round two brackets; as said before, You have until next Sunday to write your poems. Happy Holidays!
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-12-30 12:21:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You son of a bitch, you ruined my perfect +2. RAAAAAAAGH
I might be able to post by tonight. Depends if my lunch plans extend into the rest of the day.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-12-29 20:22:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay with me, below.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-12-29 01:47:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If everybody is okay with it, and since there were so many forfeits in round two, I can put Saccy up against JoeyG (who both forfeited but expressed interest in still playing) for the "highest loser bracket" for round three. Deadline would be tomorrow, 11:59 EST. Let me know.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-12-29 00:08:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I kind of lost track and forgot tonight was deadline. I had the party of the year last night, and I've been in recovery all day. I started to write a piece I've been wanting to for a while, but I realize I can't do it justice right now and it's past deadline.
Can't believe I forfeited an UPA.
Sorry, kk. You deserved better.
weeeeeeeeeeeeep
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-12-29 00:07:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay! That's it for THUPA round 2. Everybody go rate! The entries can be found here:
http://www.ubersite.com/u/beeltea/l/thupa
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-12-23 23:06:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120381
Baltimore in the hizzie.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-12-23 16:21:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FJ - looks like you'll be enjoying an easy victory to round 3. Do me proud, boy.
I've got another entry prepped and ready, so I'll likely post that as an exhibition piece.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-12-23 13:31:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
R2 entry - "Orpheus": http://www.ubersite.com/m/120371
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-23 09:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-12-23 02:37:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
little sally, go to bed. yu
re frunk! Fick you mokte swithguns I will oen you.
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I hope you really do "oen" me, I've made it as easy as friggin possible without actually forfeiting. Hope that hangover doesn't last long.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-23 02:41:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My Round 2 entry...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120358
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-12-23 02:37:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
little sally, go to bed. yu
re frunk! Fick you mokte swithguns I will oen you.
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-12-23 02:32:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i llorvr you. who is the perdo n runnninf this thing? heather i think. i loe heater
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-12-23 02:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i didn;t think it ever raine in arisona
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-12-23 02:28:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm in love, and a the top of te bracket. there is no better place to be.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-12-22 23:50:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I'd need another rain day to put forth a semi-honest effort. If no rain, I'll spew out something about what dickheads my cats are.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-12-22 17:46:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-22 16:36:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, 'Licious...
Let's make out.
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Now that's a competition I qualify for!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-22 16:36:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, 'Licious...
Let's make out.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-22 16:22:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120354
Poetic Genius. I'm "inspired," but by what I'm not sure.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-22 16:09:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-22 15:16:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a sad panda :(
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Panda? No, those are smart bears. You are the "bear" minimum when it comes to IQ, you fucking dunce.
<Bubba, hanging out, waiting for doodie to reply so I can make a foolish comment>
:D
:)
^oo^
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-22 15:16:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a sad panda :(
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-22 14:49:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck you, ei.
i've always been very kind to you. mostly because my parents taught me at a young age that special needs kids (i.e., EI) have feelings too and i should strive to not further wound the already mentally devastated. but still, the fact remains, i've always been very, very nice to you.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-22 13:36:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-22 18:34:24 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm going to lose on the popularity angle!
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NO! REALLY?
Well colour me surprised
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-22 13:34:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm going to lose on the popularity angle!
time to start cheating.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-22 13:31:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-12-22 15:56:44 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-22 10:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I got shafted!
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no, you didn't get shafted. You just sucked!
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Not the first time he's heard that
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-12-22 10:56:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-22 10:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I got shafted!
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no, you didn't get shafted. You just sucked!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-12-22 10:47:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-12-22 10:02:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Little G
Sub #3
You and me
Flibbity flee!
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if this was your entry i would +2 it
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-22 10:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I got shafted!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-12-22 10:02:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Little G
Sub #3
You and me
Flibbity flee!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-12-22 09:38:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm out the office for a few weeks after today, so this was the only chance I had to post. I'm sure you'll come up with something to combat my medieval ramblings!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-12-22 09:16:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good gravy, FJ...talk about hot and ready.
Methinks that beating you this round will be almost as miraculous as the Virgin birth.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-12-22 07:59:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120347
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-22 07:58:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woohoo for forfeiture! Now watch me get caught up with Christmas and forfeit myself.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-12-22 07:10:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh crap... well, I best get to it.
:D
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-12-22 04:18:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like it tight.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-12-22 01:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm buzzed and my kitten appears to be coughing up his very first hairball. I'm so emotional right now.
For the record, B, I really liked your poem. I'm glad you advanced.
And KK, IT IS OOOOON. And by that, I mean I'll try not to forfeit on you.